Friday, October 3, 2014

The Cat Will Be Nice With A Little Spice!

Here and there the cat jumps about. He has to give all a shout. He likes to hear himself talk. At least I'm not a parrot and just squawk.

Need a little help?
Do you sit and yelp?
You don't have to fear,
Thanks to my little rhyming rear.

Those ads suck.
They try to make a buck.
Especially those YouTube things.
Can't listen to songs pluck strings.

Shove the ads in a locker.
Just use Adblocker.
Then goodbye they go.
Never again will they show.

Need to mange things at once,
And not juggle like a dunce?
Or would that be village loon?
I'll leave that up to the dish and spoon.

Hootsuite does the trick.
Manage all together some slick.
Linkedin, Facebook and Twitter.
There is no need to get bitter.

Can't do this?
Come now don't hiss.
Can't do that?
Don't spit and spat.

Odesk of Elance is as easy as can be.
Can get whatever at your sea.
Just make sure good ratings are had,
And get things done cheap at your pad.

Need followers on Twitter?
Don't buy those from the ummm spitter.
Yeah that is supposed to mean crap,
But you get my lap.

Manageflitter does the trick.
Can find fun people some slick.
And clean up your account,
No matter the amount.

Now you've been helped.
Hopefully no one yelped.
That would hurt the cat's ears.
Sorry, no free beers.

Used any at your sea? They really help me. Always a faster way to get things done at your bay. You just have to look. Got any good ones at your nook? Never trust a singing bass, just trust my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

80 comments:

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    1. Dang, Hank you are quick..I think my computer has a glitch..have a good day!

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    2. Thanks for the company, Truedessa Ma'am!
      Have a nice day too!

      Hank

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    3. cat he does like to hear himself squawk
      I think a talking bird might be rather fun
      especially if it was a red tailed hawk
      helpful hints here under your sun
      wish I could fly but, I just walk

      it's fall, let's climb the brick wall...

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    4. The cat likes to hear himself speak
      That is sure a thing at our creek
      And get those ads blocked away
      Easy peasy at ones bay

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    5. So close, Hank is so close to 50 now. Can he make it?

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    6. I bet he will
      Get 50 at my hill

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    7. Thanks Adam, Will try yes!

      Hank

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  2. Great verse to start the day,
    Cats and spice sounds ok.

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  3. "The Cat Will Be Nice With A Little Spice"
    And just as expected with all others in life
    The Cat will help
    With every step
    Just as well be nice to it so we all can jive

    Hank

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    1. The cat can help
      When he's not making people yelp lol

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  4. I really need to try Hootsuite. Even though I only have Twitter.

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    1. Can still help a ton
      Set up tweets for months and let them run

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  5. Computer basics are enough for me
    I often find me up a tree
    Information was found by flyer
    Or listening to the home town crier
    No free beers, what a pity
    Wisdom speaketh from a kitty

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    1. Up a tree you find much
      Watch out for killer squirrels and such lol

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  6. ha. well i used to be all up in the social media fluff, but i found something to manage them, byt turning them off....smiles.....

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    1. lmao that manages them with ease
      Can turn them off and away you can breeze

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  7. Um so my comment went away...anyways I was gonna say I hate those ads but love their purpose. They make those platforms free for me to use. And I love free!

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    1. True, their purpose is good in the end
      So there is no money we have to spend

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  8. Do many platforms and choices to make. I think I'll just sit and shake.

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    1. haha there are a ton
      Just close your eyes and pick one

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  9. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter
    I like Blogger & Google+ better
    I only have limited time
    to be on the internet & rhyme
    I post and read when I can
    Of this blog I'm a fan :)

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    1. Glad a fan you are
      Of my sand bar
      I dumped google + for the most part
      This blog and twitter are all that are in my cart

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    2. Google+ gets tons of views a day,
      brings traffic to my blog's bay
      Lots of poets there to meet & greet

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    3. That is true
      Many a view
      But just one more thing
      I'd have to do at my wing

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  10. There's one blogger, and I can't remember who, that posts her earnings each month, and a sig. portion comes from YouTube. I was surprised. I'm not interested, but it's interesting. :)

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    1. Yeah Youtube really can bring in some dough
      If you can get people to watch what you show

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  11. All this twittering, face booking, and googling + takes so much time.
    I'd rather be writing, and I know this doesn't rhyme.

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    1. haha yeah I'd rather be writing too
      But have to play the game a bit at ones zoo

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  12. I need to find some more ways to save the time,
    Way too much spent on social network online.

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    1. Plenty of ways out there
      Can save and still share

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  13. Adblocker is nice with those ads that pop up on youtube before a video

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    1. Yeah those are a pain
      Glad when they go in the garbage lane

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  14. Oh we know how that is, it can be might busy being social!

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    1. That it can indeed
      Have to use many tricks at ones feed

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  15. I'm with Susan and Loredana and Beverly
    And as Brian Miller states with such glee
    Manage best by heading west
    Don't take the computer or phone
    Leave them at home alone
    Enjoy what nature has to show
    Before winter buries it with too much snow

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    1. Can chuck it all in the can
      And then enjoy what you are a fan
      That is an easy way indeed
      But when ahead you can already do that at your feed lol

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  16. You know me Cat, my way to manage social media is to show up intermittently. And when I do show up, I get in and get out as fast as possible. I've a good 12 figures I could post, but then I'd have to comment every day and I just can't do that anymore. Now if I could hire a chimp to read blogs and comment for me, I'd be right as rain. Know of any service that can provide that?

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    1. haha yeah just show up here and there
      When you and your paint fumes have time to spare lol
      I know you can hire people for 20 cents an hour
      To go around and comment shower

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  17. It is a busy busy time to do all the social medias. No thank you. So silly doing all that stuff. I like the blogging thank you very much.

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    1. Yep, all of it can be a strain
      So one or two is the easier lane

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  18. I haven't used any of those follower-getter companies. If you want your numbers to look impressive, I guess they certainly help.

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    1. those follower getter companies are all fake crap anyway
      Worthless to bother with at your bay

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  19. Blog for fun, not for numbers
    and don't like the ads
    but some people like them
    and for that I am glad

    betty

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    1. Yeah they can keep the ads
      All at their pads

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  20. All that friending and liking
    And tweeting and such
    For an old gal like me
    Can all be too much.
    Though I like to connect,
    For it beats being alone,
    If I want to connect,
    I think I'll pick up the phone.

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    1. What if you don't know the number?
      Then that could leave you to slumber
      I suppose google could help
      So you wouldn't have to yelp

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  21. smiles... some of the online platforms are pretty cool... i'm a bit p... with fb at the moment but youtube is pretty cool

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    1. haha FB is a load of crap anyway
      Toss that in some deep drak bay

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  22. Lots of online platforms. I think you may have hit them all!

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    1. There are many more
      That I just ignore

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  23. I haven't tried tweeting,
    Maybe one day.
    For now I'll keep treating,
    Myself to fun at your bay.

    Julie

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    1. That works for me
      Maybe one day a tweet all will see

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  24. Adblocker is helpful and I let my twitter account accumulate followers slow and easy ~ No need to rush stuff in my FB either ~

    Have a good weekend Pat ~

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    1. Slow and easy is a good way
      Get there one day

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  25. orlin N cassie... sinz we sneek round blogger at a place oh employ... we haz knot tried theeze sites...oh, N be ware oh de big mouth bass two...we got a post bout him comin up ina few....yea, this bass bee a reel bass terd !!

    a most happee week oh end…may it bee filled with ocean perch ♥

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    1. haha a real bass tard you say
      I'll keep that in mind at my bay

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  26. I use Adblock Plus, really helps with those unwanted ads.

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    1. Yeah keeps many away
      From bothering you at your bay

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  27. Never heard of hootsuite,
    dont need twitter
    have no need for linkedin
    I guess I am a nerd.
    Smiles.

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  28. I've been using something called Do Not Track Me, which I like a lot.
    Many helpful things around it you give investigating a shot!

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    1. Yeah you just have to look and can save a lot of time
      Then I can spend the rest making up a rhyme

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  29. Use Youtube at my hood,
    some fb and twitter too.

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    1. Youtube is fun to use
      Facebook I'd rather abuse

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  30. I have tried ad blocker
    With no success
    They keep coming back
    More instead of less

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    1. Damn, that is a pain
      Ads must love your lane

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  31. I have just started using Hootsuite for the days I can't do social media (like the weekends when I am not online). It really has made a difference in weekend traffic.

    It cracks me up when I get a Twitter message about for $100 I can get you 1K followers. Then you look at their profile and they have like 150. How the hell are you going to get me 1,000 when you don't even have half that lol.

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    1. lol yeah it really helps on days not online much
      oh they can do it with their spam accounts and such
      But the followers are fake
      That they give you upon first take

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  32. I have been using Hootsuite for quite awhile now to post tweets. Works for me!!

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    1. Yeah works great
      Can post at a quick rate

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