Wednesday, October 22, 2014

The Irish Are Here! Wait, Just One I Fear!

So as we continue to near 100,000 comments at my lair out of the woodwork comes Irish Air. I hear her airline is really dead. That has to fill her full of dread.

It's Irish Air and her miniature affair,
Along with planting a bazillion gardens at her lair.
High on paint and high on manure,
Do they have a certain allure?

From Canada he came,
cross borders he slipped,
into my garden, the Cat he did trip,
then raising his tail high in the air
his yowls filled the night
with quiet despair.


So there are two cats from Canada you say?
Aren't you the popular one at your bay.
Maybe the yowling is a hint of some sort,
That you should watch the viking fat chewing sport.

There's only one Cat says Anne of Eire
that's as fetid and foul as you I swear,
for the scat left behind was moldy as slime
and the odour so dank it befouled the air.


Sounds like you are in heaven,
You should find another seven.
Then you'd never want to leave,
The air so great all day you'd hack and heave.

My spies see the things that you do
even watch when you go to the loo
your ass is so hairy
it's really quite scary.


So I guess you went to Walmart,
Found a few ass cracks while pushing a cart,
And asked them to spy on the cat.
Cheap rates, or something like that?

The only way
to get them there
was to fly cheap flights
on O'Leary Air.


Cheap flights you say?
They charge to take a leak over the bay.
I guess you waved that fee.
Any famous last words from thee?

Don't forget your boarding pass
for that, we'll charge you out the ass
beds and blow jobs those are free
but we charge for the air that you breathe
so if you want to go from here to there
fly with us at O'Leary Air.


I guess the mile high club is as easy as can be to join when you fly with her airline across the sea. Although judging by the flight crew, you might want to forgo that and hide in the loo. That would be far less eww from what I hear. Or maybe just drink a ton of beer. Now Irish Air is through with her convo pass. Almost as bad as an old one eye visiting my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

87 comments:

  1. Nearing the 100k comments may bring surprises
    Irish Air one of the likely ones not expected to rise
    Just so they appear
    Not to let them near
    Rather not to be taken up should they present lies

    Hank

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    1. Have to watch what comes due
      When Irish air is in view

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  2. Blow jobs are free? Bet that airline is booked all the time.
    Well done, Anne!

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    1. Depends on the giver
      Some could shake your liver

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    2. Ya, that's what makes my airline the most successful in aviation history.

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    3. Kills ever liver going
      With its liquor showing

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  3. So no flying on Irish Air
    Lest you find yourself in a tawdry affair
    Involving bending over
    For the pleasure of a one-eyed rover.
    Would that be a gotcha,
    Or a lemme watch ya?

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    1. A peep and awe
      Against the law?
      Is there law in the air?
      Who's to say what's done up there

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    2. There's no laws in the air. Why we can even throw a Canadian out the air lock and it's perfectly legally.

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    3. I'd have a parachute
      And give you one final toot

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  4. It really isn't hard to find cracks at Walmart. Lots of funnies today. You have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha yeah don't even have to stare
      They are everywhere

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  5. Pay for air to breath could take a chunk
    Your wallet may say that's the bunk
    But other freebies in the air
    Flyers could give a mighty stare

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    1. Or a mighty use
      Like a feel of a caboose

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    2. Not too many people stare. They're too busy looking at the free porn that we provide via their mobile phones.

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    3. Steal their data in the process?
      It is okay to confess

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  6. Some things mentioned are not always free,
    there's a prosperous industry designed on charging a fee.

    In a comment above Alex thanked Anne,
    but I don't think she wants credit for such things, oh man!

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    1. They charge and charge some more
      They charge you just to open the door
      lol she gave them a go
      So credit no matter how low

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    2. That's where you're wrong. I want credit for it all as it just makes O'Leary Air more profitable. Feck Aer Lingus, fly O'Leary Air!

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    3. Credit every which way but loose
      Must weigh down your caboose

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  7. If O'Leary Air was real, it still wouldn't be the worst airline

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    1. sadly that is true
      Be better than a few

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    2. Nine out of 10 Europeans would disagree with you.

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    3. What about the one
      They find it fun?

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  8. I think there's a reason I don't like to fly
    and I think it would have to do with Irish Air
    I think I'll keep my feet planted on the ground
    this airline is just too much to bear

    betty

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    1. haha the ground is safer still
      And you won't end up ill

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    2. You say that now, but you'd fly with me. I'll get you from America to anywhere in Europe for $9.99.

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    3. A big sling shot?
      I think not

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  9. Oh my you had me at the hairy ass cracks at Walmart. I spit my drink and laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Geez...now that is a sight to behold. Thanks for the giggles! HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    1. lmao that would make quite the scene
      Although not very serene lol

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  10. So is it the official airline of Vegas?

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    1. Vegas couldn't handle it
      Not one bit

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    2. We don't have a hub in Vegas-yet.

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    3. Lots of money to be made
      Entering the vegas trade

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  11. You want butt cracks, Walmart seems to have plenty.

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    1. That is where you go
      For a butt crack show

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  12. mile high club....snort...have you seen that commercial
    for the burger, kinda makes me shiver....and anne is a sweet one
    i havent seen in some time, i might need to swing by
    to see if she's still painting minis, maybe lime...

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    1. Yeah she comes on once a month or so
      Getting high off of fumes you know
      Don't think i saw that one
      Given a commercial run

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    2. No, we don't do commercials as that costs money and eats into my profits. I do Press Conferences to announce this crazy shite.

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    3. But that costs money too
      Or do you just hijack free air time at your zoo

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    1. On humans yes indeed
      Hairy is scary at many a feed

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  14. Spying in the loo? What should we do?

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    1. Tell the Cat to start shaving his hairy ass would be a good start.

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    2. Let a full moon show
      And all hang low

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  15. No thank you, I will drive
    Better to keep my senses alive
    Irish Air sounds Halloween scary
    Of flying it would make me wary

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    1. We've got the best rating for safety in the industry, our flights are never late and our fare is only $9.99 to anywhere.

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    2. lol 9.99 anywhere
      One cheap fair
      I'd drive too
      Safer between me and you

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  16. These people
    know not of what
    they speak
    as my flights
    are so very cheap.

    They would crawl
    naked over broken glass
    to fly with me
    at $9.99 with no extra fees.

    Hey Cat, I hear rutting season for deer in Canada begins next month. Got your eyes on any particular doe?


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    1. lol glass in the ass
      In one big mass
      That be no fun
      I think I'll run
      Got one primed and ready
      So fat chewing will come steady

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  17. I'd definitely want beer on that flight!

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    1. haha might need something stronger
      The flight could go on longer

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  18. I think I will stick with Eire flights.

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  19. Who knew the Irish were so worrisome? And butt cracks are just another thing not to like about Walmart.

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    1. Yeah walmart buttcracks annoy
      And surely bring no joy

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  20. Airplanes and their nickel and dining
    So many rules and fees that apply
    Such poor, high pockets
    In the sky

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    1. And the service is crap
      Avoid their trap

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  21. I love to fly, but an airline like this would make me think twice about it! Happy Wednesday, Anne and Pat!

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    1. haha yeah think twice
      Even if it was a cheap price

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  22. Fly anywhere for nine ninety-nine?
    On the surface, that sounds mighty fine.
    But I fear one would get much more, you see...
    Like an incurable form of STD.

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    1. Yeah hop on and get a disease or two
      They are free to come due

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  23. Blowjobs on buses AND planes this week?
    The bold will fly, but not the meek
    Makes one wonder about extra fees
    Paying to get an additional squeeze

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    1. haha a little extra squeeze
      May just please

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  24. orlin & cassie & kitty fang

    nice werk two day by pat and anne
    blow jobs, asses, noe shit ina can
    borderz, pass portz, cheep flites two
    itz o'leary air for uz... & ewe !!
    ♥♥♥♥♥





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    1. lol it has it all
      Like a garbage dump in the fall

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  25. Good luck on the comments! There's one airline I won't be flying. Lol

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    1. lol best to avoid
      Could make many paranoid

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  26. I'll be flying home this Sunday. Now I must try to take a leak and join the pee in the air club. I've never done so before :)

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    1. lol those bathrooms have more germs then most other bathrooms on earth
      Joining that club may hold little worth

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  27. I was in walmart today
    and yes, I actually saw one crack on display.

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    1. haha adding truth to it
      Was it a stand, bend or sit? lol

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  28. Sounds like quite the flight. At this point, I really am surprised airlines aren't charging extra for air.

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    1. lol give it time
      They will charge more than a dime

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  29. Interesting but I won't be taking any more flights. I refuse to fly again. The TSA and the airlines are completely out of hand with their fee's, kicking people off of flights for tweets and posts to social media, not to mention the grabby hands patting you down.

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    1. Yep, there is a ton there
      That flyers should beware

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  30. Never would fly an airline cheap
    if I don't want to end up in the deep
    and if I want my life to keep!

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    1. haha could just go for a swim
      Getting eaten by sharks may be grim

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  31. Flying today is as scary as hell.
    You could get Ebola and thats not so swell.
    Going to Walmart isn't any better.
    Their carts are so dirty.... You could get worms.

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    1. Yep, avoid both nasty places
      As the germs are off to the races

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