Sunday, October 5, 2014

Words Are For The Birds!

I guess they are but they still need to be said at my bar. I mean if I said nothing at all you'd just sit there looking at a blank wall. That would give you a blank stare and leave you saying much at your lair.

Like WTF is that?
Where is the cat?
A blogger glitch?
Isn't no words a bitch?

Give a stare.
All are aware,
To leave you alone.
Didn't even need a mean tone.

Or another stare,
And that means a dare.
Or maybe a humpity hump,
Don't always have to be a grump.

The cat gawks away,
Showing his dismay.
Not a word is said,
Pat knows I want him out of bed.

When words don't linger,
Give the finger.
Poof, and off you go.
Easy peasy at your show.

A simple touch,
Can sure say much.
Like a punch to the head,
Means someone wants you dead.

Or a touch to the butt,
Means the humpity hump once more at your hut.
Unless it is that check up time of year,
Then it means a latex glove may be near.

Food on a plate,
Can be a fine fate,
Except if you're me.
Then that means flee.

A little of this or that,
And no need to chew the fat.
Instead just get it said,
Then play Left 4 Dead.

Not sure why that popped in,
But hey, works for the win.
Now my words are through,
I think I've said an extra one or two.

Words don't always have to come to be at ones sea for what you want or are feeling to be set free. But some just can't shut their trap as they flap and flap. Maybe they have a bad case of gas? It sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

73 comments:

  1. "I think I've said an extra one or two"
    Well that's great why not, what is due
    We are listening
    Every day no failing
    All the time we enjoy something new!

    Hank

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    1. Every day the cat will be here
      As until March is done by my rhyming rear haha

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  2. ha - def. it doesn't always need words... lots of things can be said in different ways and maybe even more effective

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    1. Yeah give one a glare
      And they'll be outta there

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  3. I guess "cat got your tongue?", I cannot say/for this feline is Mr Thousand-Rhyme-A-Minute day after day/We all have a glitch once a in while, cat!/Worry not, it will all be sorted thanks to the great Pat. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The cat and Pat makes all come due
      Here at their zoo

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  4. hahahaha
    Your "touch to the butt" made me smile
    That meaning could take a while
    But a punch to the head says it all
    You end up standing or else take a fall

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    1. Could go many a way
      With that at ones bay
      But yeah a punch to the head
      Just means dread

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  5. Aww the words sometimes good, sometimes bad, can change many things and are dangerous too!

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    1. They can sure light a fire
      That could make things become dire

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    2. Just use zombie feet
      As a nice treat lol

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  6. Some hum sometimes
    brings words to mouth
    but birds just chirping
    by the house...

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    1. A little hum
      Makes one not glum
      Birds a plenty too
      Hum in view

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  7. Words are for the birds?

    Could we do a wordless Wednesday rhyme?

    Probably impossible even with creative prime.

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    1. Impossible you say
      Hmmm guess I'll have to prove you wrong at my bay

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    2. they say a picture paints a thousand words..just sayin'

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    3. Oh it can be done
      Just need lots of pics to give it a run

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    4. Looks like you've got your work cut out, Pat.

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    5. I'll make it come due
      With a pic or two

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    1. Yeah it isn't fun
      As up they go looking for the sun

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  9. Are you saying i talk too much? LOL. I think we all are guilty of trying to fill the silence because it makes us nervous...we just can't sit and enjoy it!

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    1. If it is an annoying person that is near
      Silence I'll take any day for my ear

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  10. Sometimes in silence you can truly listen
    no words are needed, you simply feel..

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    1. Sometimes that is the way
      To a brighter day

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  11. Many times nothing needs to be said to hear

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    1. True indeed
      Yet many yap away at their feed

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  12. A touch to the butt?
    In fear I moan.
    I may be a nut.
    Don't I sleep alone?

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    1. Maybe you host
      There at your coast
      A sly ghost
      Who likes to boast

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  13. Oh, we know all about those silly angry birds!

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    1. They are angry every day
      As they fly to the air to get on their way

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  14. Sometimes it is just better to say nothing at all. Have a great Sunday Pat.

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  15. Sometimes silence is better than getting flipped the bird. LOL Love this post, simply love it. This was brilliant! Thanks for today's smiles.

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    1. Glad it was grand
      And no bird flipping came from your land haha

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  16. No Words!! That is my problem. Can't remember ship!

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    1. Can't remember ship you say
      Maybe you need to relieve some ship at your bay

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  17. I think sometimes I talk too much
    use too many words when a few is more than enough
    find it hard to be quiet
    when there is just so much stuff
    that needs to be said
    silence then can be tough

    betty

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    1. When a lot must come due
      Silence can annoy you
      Say it with less maybe
      As one goes on a talking spree

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  18. I second Kathy Combs response. grin.

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    1. Glad it was so
      A second is fine at my show

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  19. One word for this post.........BRILLIANT.

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  20. I hate it when someone gives the finger
    I hope that they do not linger
    I don't care if they gawk
    or even if they talk
    but the finger for me is a zinger!

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    1. Well I'd rather have the finger than the toe
      That would mean they are a true foe lol

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  21. I don't use too many words..I am a woman of few words.

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    1. Unless talking about rats
      Then you can up your word stats lol

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  22. Ha ha. Great poem for writer's block.

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    1. No such block
      At my side of the chalk

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  23. Words are great, but only up to an extent. Actions are always louder than words. And of course, the less words we use, the more impact we end up having (mostly).

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    1. Yep, that is almost always the case
      When actions we embrace

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  24. hey i have learned the value of a blank page on occassion...and realizing that some days it just does not have to happen and some days there are things more important...ah but the grad school days are over for a bit so you will have to put up with my spit a bit more...

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    1. haha no more vacations for you
      Now that grad school, temporarily, is through

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  25. I'd take silence any day
    over someone blabbing away.
    ha.

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  26. Some days it is true. Silence is golden! I wish my kids would learn that. They like to talk and talk, even when they have nothing to say!

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    1. haha just blabbering on can be fun
      Although might make the cat run

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    1. I see what you did there
      At your lair

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  28. You say it best... when you say nothing at all. hhahaa, not you, that's a song actually, and your post made me think of it. :)

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    1. haha that can apply in many a way
      Especially to those you want to go away

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  29. Did you say WTF?
    Does it bring you good luck?
    A quiet bitch
    Would make me itch
    Pardon my French
    While I sit on a bench
    Or lie on my couch
    Like a grouch
    Or a humpity grump
    Enjoying a neighborly hump
    Knock on wood
    I wish I could
    Say something Cat
    You're so quiet on your mat
    Some may want me dead
    But they can kiss my um... lead
    Or eat that latex glove
    One is not enough

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    1. They may choke
      Go for broke
      And eat two
      While in one shoe
      Then hump away
      All through the day
      To return
      And make your ears burn

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  30. I guess giving the finger
    Is better than being prodded
    Depending on what they find
    All might be lauded

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    1. Yeah could find crap
      Literally across ones inner map

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