Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Worms And Fluoride Heads Are Off Their Meds!

That title may throw you for a loop but it works as Manzanita comes out from her chicken coop. What? Would you rather I say hut? Now on with the fun as we offend fluoride heads under the sun.

So the cat has a worm queen today.
I just checked my litter tray.
No worms are there.
Aren't you now a happy camper at your lair?

The day is young do you agree
Still lots of time for a big worm spree
We'll see who camps happy by the setting sun
When worms in the litter squirm by the ton


How is a day young?
Is your bell rung?
It isn't fluoride in your head,
So did you fall out of bed?

Fluoride bobble heads for the car
Squishy worms in a big fruit jar
Decorations make all the bells ring
Shrink-wrapped suit and sing, baby, sing


Wow, you must be some sort of witch.
Creating worms and fluoride heads at the flip of a switch.
Then shrink wrap them like some voodoo doll.
The shrink wrap rap could signal last call.

Eyes that flash like a railroad crossing
Two front teeth could use some flossing
Last call take steps two by two
The Shrink-wrapped doll is chasing you


Might be difficult to catch the cat,
Tripping over shrink wrap and going splat.
May need to look into new ventures,
How about, "Manzi's Sidewalk Dentures?"

No dentures yet for this old broad
Fluoride in toothpaste is such a fraud
Cat thinks he's a cheetah can win any race
But when he loses will go down in disgrace


But if the cat is caught,
One's nostrils may rot.
It is a safe bet,
Just ask the vet.

I asked the vet and he said, Whoa,
His house is in the village though"
The time is here I rest my case
Just empty words from a Fluoride Head's face


And there you go, another down at my show. This time Manzi even got a new venture at her sea. Aren't I just so helpful with my rhyming glee? Oh and just so you know, no fluoride heads were harmed in the making of this show. At least not at my grass. I can't speak for Manzi or she may come after my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

79 comments:

  1. Isn't it amazing? You're rhymes always inspire me to try and rhyme and few sentences together but it was not to be. lol

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    1. lol a copy and paste
      As you got here post haste?
      Poor hank got stopped again
      Here at my den

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    2. Copy and paste..whatever do you mean for I am the typing queen! LOL

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    3. Mary Mary number one
      You bet Hank by a ton
      Yay MARY

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    4. I meant "beat" Hank but you could always have a "bet" too.

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    5. Bet if you win is great
      But losing is a bad fate

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  2. Just don't let her shrink wrap the cat!
    And where's Hank this morning?

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    1. The cat would eat through it
      Hank must be away with no #1 hit

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    2. Little distraction
      On an errand

      Hank

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    3. Sometimes life gets in the way
      Of #1 at my bay haha

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  3. Nice! How is it you can do this each and every day? Are you even human?

    Congrats on the new book, btw!

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    1. Bah, when you get far far ahead
      Easy to to as they fly out of my head

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  4. No doubt the cat will always worm its way into your heart!

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    1. That he will try
      As he lets the rhymes fly

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  5. cant believe that the the cat has worms in the fruit bar
    that would make OCD really hard to deal with
    but surely lots of protein in that dish
    fluoride is nastiness

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    1. haha protein by the ton
      We give a run
      Forget the fluoride though
      Nasty as can be at ones show

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  6. Under fluoride
    Manzanita's worms
    marching in parade
    big worm spree pride!

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    1. Quite the spree
      But keep the worms away from me

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  7. "Fluoride in toothpaste is such a fraud"
    Paying little a extra but not getting a lot
    Use plain and simple
    With nothing unusual
    May not be wormy acceptable of sorts

    Hank

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    1. Yep, just a money grab
      So your cash they can nab

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  8. We agree, these cats do worm their way into one's hearts. Also, we have a whole heard of Cheetahs here. So much fun. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Such a herd is sure grand
      As they run across the land

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  9. As big/little worms come or go
    Cat wormed his way into my show
    Rhyme Time is special, I never miss
    Starts off my day with splendid bliss
    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    I almost didn't want to read this rhyme
    I forgot what I said way back in time LOL

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    1. She sent you cool accolades, even though you pick on her a lot and she should be beating your bottom. :D :) :D :)

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    2. Here every day
      With each rhyme on display
      lol it was way back in June or so
      At least it was a brand new flow

      Pffft the cat isn't afraid at all
      To old to catch me at my hall lol

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    3. Rosey
      Thanks for being on my side when "they" pick
      We'll have to carry a very big stick. Hahaha

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    4. What if the stick is heavy though
      Then you may drop it on your toe? lol

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    5. I'm guessing from today's post that someone learned just how powerful you can be w/a stick (Manzanita), hahahaha

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    6. Can use that stick
      Some slick

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  10. Lots of things going on with worms, cats and vet,
    Fluoride in toothpaste and water is not well met.

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    1. Nope, throw that in the loo
      And flush it to

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  11. What wacky fun with fluoride
    laughed so hard I nearly cried
    as the cat was beat down with words
    and had to leave lots of turds
    in his nasty litter box
    at least your newest book rocks!

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    1. That is a good thing
      With the book ring
      To avoid the worms
      And their germs

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  12. Congrats on the new book! Worms and fluoride who would have thought those things go together? :)

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    1. Both suck a ton
      Thanks for the congrats run

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  13. Bring the rhyme but hold the worms please

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    1. Not a one?
      Good way to be under your sun

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  14. Hahaha! Pat, I can't IMAGINE what it would be like to live in your brain!!!! It'd either be a trip, hilarious, or exhausting… ;-)

    Talent.

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    1. Well all three could be fun
      The last you'd get to rest a ton

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  15. There are good worms and bad. Worms in the garden are great But worms in the litter are oh-so-sad. Means someone is gonna get pilled and be mad. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Yeah, we will get sat on and a pill thrown in
      But we won't swallow and never let Pat win

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  16. I got shivers when I read that first sentence. It's a good thing you check the kitty box! lol

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    1. Check and check again
      Here at our den

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  17. Worms, oh no. But, you haven't seen anything, until all three children have the worms, and have to take the meds. And then the mama has to clean the sheets, and almost everything.

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    1. Blah, yeah I don't want to see that
      My ocd would want to scat

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  18. Glad you don't have to deal with worms. Ewww. Our cat had them once but the vet knew just what to do to clear that up.

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    1. Yeah both of these guys had them at one time
      Popped them out with a chime

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  19. Ick on the worms
    a plight that would not be nice
    also would not want
    to have to deal with lice

    betty

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    1. Yeah lice would suck
      Sure make me go umm fluck

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  20. I don't think a day can be young, but it can get old

    need a new day to unfold.

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    1. An old day
      Sometimes needs to go away

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  21. LOL! Too funny! In a horrific way. I had to be dewormed once, so my sympathy to the poor cat!

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    1. lol deworming we should all do
      Each year a time or two

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  22. orlin N cassie

    ya noe, as manee yeerz as we haz used werms for fishin...knot once
    did de werd fluoride even pop inta R heads....we R knot livin rite huh !!!!!
    ☺☺☺☺

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    1. haha fluoride not in your head
      Is great and no dread

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  23. 'No fluoride heads are harmed in the making of this show.' Heh heh

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    1. haha had to stat that
      Don't want any coming after the cat

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  24. A fluoride bobble head for the dash board?
    On road trips I would not get bored.
    It might confuse the highway cops
    When I brushed my teeth at traffic stops.

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    1. haha they'd think you were ready to pucker up
      To avoid a speeding ticket hiccup

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  25. They drink the water and wonder why they have problems

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  26. I like fluoride in my toothpaste
    so my teeth don't go to waste.
    And in my water, too,
    am I missing something from you?

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    1. Enjoy it all you like
      It can take a hike
      Pollutes the body a ton
      So here no fluoride run

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  27. Worms are nasty at any place.
    I don't want to ever see them in my space.
    I am already paranoid about the germs I will be catching this weekend on the plane.
    Let just hope none crawl up in to my brain.

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    1. Yeah planes are full of those
      Hopefully you don't suffer any woes

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  28. Yuck and Ew
    Is what I say to you
    Fluoride doesn't bother me
    But worms would make me flee

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    1. haha yeah worms are worse
      Drive one right to curse

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  29. Flouride and worms...
    Those are two very different terms.
    Hare to make a poem about those two,
    but I guess not for the likes of you! :)

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    1. haha easy as can be
      Can do it on any topic with glee

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  30. I'll take the worms, as long as they're gummy
    Worms that are gummy are really quite yummy
    And they don't leave messes in my tummy

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    1. Yeah they are easy ones
      And don't give you the runs

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  31. Worms in a litter box. That's kind of gross.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/10/october-on-tpt.html

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    1. Worms in people more so
      As they grow and grow

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  32. Ha - a flouride head's face will make anyone give chase!
    or cause someone unexpectedly to bring on the mace...

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    1. haha beats a stun gun
      That would be no fun

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  33. Worms and Fluoride... Oh My!! Both can be deadly so be aware.

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    1. Yep, have to wise up
      Not be as gullible as a pup

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