The cat just feels like ranting today at his bay. What can I say? Feel free to join the fray. The cat doesn't mind providing a little relief and letting you rant about your grief.
First you have idiots upon high,
Who I wouldn't care if they up and die.
Let's shrink the packaging and charge the same price.
Maybe not die, but I hope they get mutant lice.
Idiots in the parking lot who go round and round.
Thinking a spot up close will be found.
When they have to walk in the damn store anyway.
Lazy turds need a face full of what's in my litter tray.
The mind readers who think they are so great,
That you should instantly have a mind reading trait.
They don't have to tell you what they want.
Instead, in their want should go at your haunt.
The mooch at work who thinks they can take,
Anything on your desk and theirs they can make.
The mooch at home who takes it all.
Thankfully none of them at my hall.
Whiners who would rather sit on their ass and whine,
Whining all day and hurting the ears of the feline,
Instead of doing something about it.
But nooo, they'd rather whine, hiss and spit.
The people who come and say "followed you"
Pfffffft whoopdi friggin doo.
Shove it up the old gazoo.
If that is it, I'd rather clean the loo.
The politically correct nut who sits and glares,
If you say something out of place he/she stares.
Yep, a glare and a stare can be different you know.
Then they try and correct you on the go.
Stupid blogger and its Error 503.
That is all it seems to give me.
No 500, 389 or 242.
Oh no! Just error 503 comes due.
People who think they can cut in line,
Because their nose is in the air and they are divine.
They can take their rump to the back,
I'll take the grocery divider thing and give them a whack.
People who think they know it all and are never wrong.
Whether MD, street bum or in between they sing the same song.
They think everything they say is pure gold.
I hope their feet turn into zombie toes and they get mold.
There was my rant for the day. So nice to do at my bay. Any of those you agree with at my sea? Any you want to share below with me? Let it fly like a bad case of gas. I also hate if that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.