Monday, November 24, 2014

Alien Life Is Here! Cover Your Rear!

So the cat was listening to one rant on the other day that there is no proof aliens exist at any bay. Therefore they don't exist. I just had to take that and make a quick list.


There is the stern alien among us.
They don't kick up a fuss.
Chances are you've seen them once.
They are a bit of a dunce.


See! Told you so!
An alien on the go.
A matching pair.
Just look at their simple stare.


The most common one,
With eyes that say, run!
Those little grey guys,
Sure think they are wise.


But they hang from a tree,
So how smart can they be?
But look at those bug eyes.
Bet they could spot flies.


The stern red alien dude.
This guy is rather rude.
He likes to change his form.
These too are part of the norm.



Case and point,
Here at my joint.
From skin flint to steroid freak.
An alien that can speak.


These ones create war.
They also have a loud roar.
And they have bad breath.
One whiff, can bring death.



 An exact match.
A ruthless alien batch.
Watch it when you see him,
Or things may get grim.


An alien that sucks life.
Age causes it strife.
So it puts on makeup and plastic,
Wanting to look fantastic.



Bam! Another win,
Here at my bin.
Don't be fooled be her voice,
Make the right choice.

Now you know we are not alone. E.T. does not want to pick up a phone. They are glad to stay here among us all and create our downfall. So when you are given the there are no aliens sass, just direct them to my little rhyming ass.


Later all, have a nice fall.

91 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Well done Keith
      It is sizzling hot
      3-way tie is bliss
      That is speaking a lot

      Hank

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    2. Way to go for the win!
      beating Hank is not a sin :)

      betty

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    3. Hank can't get any traction
      With all jumping into action

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    4. I'm even too late to say
      From coast to coast!

      It's so depressing, Cat.

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  2. Replies
    1. Beat him twice
      That's not nice lol

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    2. That's pretty cool, I'm taking that as a sign from aliens

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    3. Aliens helped out
      Made hank pout

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  3. Replies
    1. Everyone was up early today
      first and third what can I say..
      my phone was a bit too slow
      so number one did not go..haha

      aliens are out there in some form
      those pics are certainly not norm..


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    2. All in for the fun
      Trying for number one
      Poor Hank isn't being left alone
      Maybe you need a faster phone? lol

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  4. I saw Gary Busey in an interview once - definitely from outer-space
    Especially with that crazy-eyed face

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    1. haha yeah from a galaxy far far away
      With his crazy display

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  5. Alien Life Is Here ,there and everywhere
    If only one takes the trouble to be aware
    It is the real thing
    There's no fooling
    Then go ask HGW if you care or you dare

    Hank

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    1. HGW and the order know
      There are many an alien foe

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  6. If that isn't proof, I don't know what is

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  7. I always think Gary Busey and Nick Nolte look so much alike!

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    1. Yeah I thought they were related
      Now both look rather umm out dated

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  8. We already knew there was something wrong with Busey....
    I won't look at those people the same way now.

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    1. haha scarred you for life now
      With my alien tell post bow

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  9. I reconised quite a few of your pictures, and just love the entire post.

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  10. I can't believe you picked on Gary
    he's so naive there's no way for him to be scary
    he babbles on and on each day
    pondering in his crazy ways
    maybe he's not of this world
    and as things unfold
    we will see his true face
    the king of every place!

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    1. He will be the king of space
      Just look at his happy face
      Bent on world domination and more
      You'll have to use your one eye and roar

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  11. I guess the remembrance is clear
    Some say they made us, Oh Dear
    The annaknaki came looking for gold
    They found wild ugly animals I'm told
    They used parts of us, add to their own
    Came out as humans and the brain was on loan
    Here we are thinking we're better than most
    Are you sure where we came from as you do a big boast

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    1. Not sure at all
      With my cat call
      Need to time travel
      To fully unravel
      Then we will know
      Time Travel will go

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    2. Time travel I am ready to go
      I want to know what makes this show
      My bag is all packed, I'll go in a minute
      Enter a raffle, maybe we'll win it

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    3. But then step on a bug
      And poof goes the rug
      Pulled back changing all
      Might be born 7 feet tall

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  12. Keith is number one?
    He beat Hank at your sun.
    The aliens are on a run.

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    1. The aliens made Hank late
      Such a bad fate

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  13. I agree the Spider Monkey has to be an alien! I mean the eyes! Cmon!-cestlavie22

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    1. lol from another planet they may be
      But it isn't a spider monkey

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  14. So aliens are among us. Some are spooky, some are funny.

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    1. The fun ones you should avoid to
      They are trying to trick you

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  15. There really are aliens, everywhere!

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    1. That there are
      Watch out at your sand bar

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  16. They live! We sleep. Glad you are awake. These aliens are not fake!

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    1. The cat's in the know
      Watches for their alien glow

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  17. Oh, we laugh at Gary Busey now, but I bet those giant alien teeth can deflect lasers.

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    1. They can stop a death beam
      He's a one man team

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  18. Thank God I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this post. Mr. Bean truly does look/act like an extraterrestrial.

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    1. haha yeah he acts not of this Earth
      Maybe he was dropped at birth?

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  19. You've convinced me that aliens are living among us. I think a few ran for office in the November election but Hollywood has more than their share.

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    1. Aliens in office I have no doubt
      The way they weasel around and shout

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    2. I have to agree with Susan on this
      The politicians leave me feeling no bliss
      I think there was a bit of truth and fact
      In the series Men in Black

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    3. Yeah they nailed it
      They are all full of umm spit

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  20. If we're visited by alien guys
    they'd get a bunch of jitters.
    You don't know? I'll tell you why.
    Have you seen OUR critters?

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    1. Nope, I have not
      For some aren't hot to trot
      They have gone extinct long ago
      Humans rather umm blow

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  21. Some interesting pairing's done
    here among the aliens at your bun.

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    1. Aliens you can see
      Or at least a bit freaky

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  22. so aliens could be the norm
    as long as they don't cause too much of a storm
    I hope they don't invade our gates
    that would make for a strange fate

    betty

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    1. Yeah be stranger than fiction
      To actually see their depiction

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  23. You picked on Rowan Atkins. How dare you Cat. Black Adder, The Thin Blue Line and Mr. Bean are brilliant. Ya, he's got a shnoz you could park a car in but he's brilliant.

    Now Dolly Parton, I'm with you all the way on that one.

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    1. hahaha the cat got to you
      All the better at my zoo
      He's a brilliant alien though
      I'll agree at my show

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  24. Lmfao @ mr. Bean!!!!!!! Hahahahaha he isnt an alien, he is just a goofy dude. Now, im very insulted that you included that cute, little tarsier monkey!!

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    1. Alien they have to be
      Those big bug eyes are just creepy

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  25. Haha! Those are hilarious! I wonder how Dolly Parton would feel about being compared to an alien!

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    1. haha sure she has had worse
      At least the cat didn't curse

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  26. Ha, Dolly Parton has always looked a bit like an alien to me with all her plastic surgery. She surely can sing though!!

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    1. Yeah she can sing
      But that plastic surgery is a whole other thing

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  27. orlin N cassie....we iz wunderin how ewe guys getted sew manee fotoz oh de peepulz in de food serviss gurls familee ....grate trik !! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol just lucky I guess
      We will never confess

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  28. Haha I know someones of these maybe they are here!
    And Dolly Parton !!look so different!

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    1. They are hiding among us
      Yeah she looks like her face was flattened by a bus

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  29. You are too funny, Mr. Hatt! Dolly Parton had me laughing the most, even though I really enjoy her music. I hope all that snow along the east coast isn't heading your way. Here in the USA, maps just go blank at America's borders. LOL! Stay warm and happy!

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    1. No snow yet for us here
      Thankfully as that stuff I hate at my side of the hemisphere

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  30. Speaking of Aliens....which you do quite eloquently...have you seen the Vonage alien commercial? Not bad:)

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    1. haha just watched it
      Sure that is a hit

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    1. Can't confirm or deny
      Might get offed by some men in black guy

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  32. It's true! They live among us, but I think you forgot all the Kardashian nuts too!

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    1. They are just too scary to show
      That would be a whole new low

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  33. Do you know the loris?
    Cute with BIG eyes
    Makes me smile
    They look very surprised

    I don't mind Dolly or Mr. Bean
    Far worse are out there
    One day we'll all just be pods
    Floating around in thin air

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    1. haha they have big eyes too
      First I've seen them in view
      True, far worse indeed
      Hopefully there will be enough pods for those in need

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  34. Those bug eyes are awesome.
    It's good to know we aren't alone.

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    1. Phone home at the tone
      If you have such a phone

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  35. Aliens aplenty, that's really clear
    But have no fear for blue is here
    Wait, is he an alien too
    Still looking for that sniff sniff shoe?
    Is a rhyming cat normal in space?
    Are his lines like comments on our race?

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    1. Comments on any race
      That is in outer space
      From germs to killer worms
      Maybe even blue aliens with bad perms

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  36. Is that red headed one called Carrot Top. Man... he was always weird if you ask me.

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    1. Yep it is Carrot top
      The weirdness with him doesn't stop

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