Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Another Fake In Which To Partake!

The cat got some really great inside scoop at his sea. I just have to be nice and share it all with thee. I swear it is all real. I just have to say it is fake so I don't nullify any deal.

There is no need to ask,
First on task,
Gremlin VS Critters is coming.
The buzz is already drumming.

Next you will see,
Something more freaky.
A female James Bond,
Beyonce is first and Lohan is beyond.

If you aren't in heaven,
With your new 007,
The get ready for this bliss,
Iron Man and Plastic Man will rip the piss.

Yep, they will make a movie,
That all will find so groovy.
They will just sit and talk,
As away you gawk.

Next is Homeward Bound 3.
It will be something to see.
It stars little old me.
I go out on a spree.

Next is a fun one,
You'll see it a ton.
Bill Murray on ice,
You'll pay full price.

Indiana Jones 5 is on its way.
But you will skip its display.
So they are calling it 6.
Those damn studio tricks.

Batman clones will hit screens soon.
All the Batman's will square off at high noon.
Clooney and his bat nipple suit,
Will be the first to get tossed in the garbage chute.

In the next planet of the apes,
Humans won't even dawn capes.
No humans actors will be there,
Apes will play humans by the pair.

And the best for last,
A real blast from the past.
My Pet Monster gets a remake.
I know, so astonishing you do a double take.

Now you are in the know, all thanks to my show. Ready to hop in line? Isn't all that news just divine? The cat has given you an all access pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

83 comments:

  1. Number 2
    Suits my zoo.
    Now as for those flicks,
    What a wild mix!

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    1. Be rather screwed up
      Rather watch a super pup

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  2. Fancy a female James Bond......it won't be the same.
    Great verse Pat as always.

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    1. Nope, as wrong as can be
      Especially those two I used at my sea

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  3. Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Retirement Home...

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    1. Hey, could have ghosts there
      So pill poppers beware

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  4. Lohan playing Bond? I can't imagine Bond being stoned all the time and arriving late at this own interventions.

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    1. Yeah it would be a bit of a stretch
      But stoned I bet she'd play fetch

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  5. Maybe we need Indiana Bond and the Curse of Groundhog Day!

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    1. That would be an interesting take
      Round and round they go as they try and stop an earth quake

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  6. Apes will play humans, that would be easy
    Like trying to tell the difference between Dopey and Sneezy

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    1. Pretty much so
      Apes may be smarter though

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  7. Please tell me they are not making a Gremlins vs Critters
    That movie will be flushed down the shitters
    They will tarnish Gizmo's good name
    Just to make something so lame

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    1. haha no, it is not true
      But sadly they will be back to view
      They are remaking both now
      Feel free to have a cow

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  8. I'll believe Indiana Jones 5 when I see it. Took like 20 years for the fourth movie

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    1. And that one sucked a ton
      So yeah, another shouldn't be done

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  9. No female James Bond please. No one can replace Sean Connery.

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  10. I couldn't even imagine an Indiana Jones 5 or 6! That would be scary!

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    1. He'd be in diapers by that time
      Trying to stop some supernatural crime

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  11. "The cat got some really great inside scoop"
    Some block busters are making it all too fluid
    But female James Bond
    Will not act like a clown
    Get good sequences even though not a dude

    Hank

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    1. haha might be more of a clown
      If you turned it upside down

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  12. Beyonce as Bond
    that I would have to see
    Would she toss her hair around
    and dance with glee?

    betty

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    1. A dancing Bond
      May be able to catch frogs in a pond

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  13. LOL! I'd go see a female Bond, just to see it, lololol. Unless it was Lindsey Lohan...then I might not. She was good in Freaky Friday, and as a little girl twin, but I'm not feeling the Bond thing for her.

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    1. lol yeah it would be fun to see
      And poke fun of as he goes from he to she

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  14. I think I must be
    The only fan in the sea
    For another spree
    With Ford starring as Indy

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    1. You just might be
      After that fourth crappy thing took a knee

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  15. Hmm...female James Bond. I'm all for girl power, but the newest Bond was finally growing on me.

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    1. Yeah that may takes years
      Before it gets any cheers

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  16. I am actually surprised they never made a homeward bound 3

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    1. I figured they would
      May be too late now though in their Disney hood

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  17. Actually, 'Blast from the Past' is also a movie, one I very much enjoyed. It had Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone.

    A few of the others you've named look interesting, a few others I could care less.

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    1. Yeah I seen it a while back too
      Not a bad one for a view
      The above are fake though
      Just so you know lol

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  18. Lol...you are an acting cat? Who knew!! Ill be waiting for your autographed copy. Thank you. :)

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    1. A paw print you may get indeed
      I'll make sure to leave some litter on it for your ocd at your feed lol

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  19. I think a female James Bond would be cool, but not Beyonce or Lindsey Lohan! And I loved the Homeward Bound movies. If they did make a third, I'd watch it! :)

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    1. Yeah a third would sure be fun
      Not sure who would be a good female bond if done

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  20. ha - maybe a female james bond is not that bad at all, ya know.... and indiana jones 5 or 6 sounds pretty cool as well... though there are movies that get worse with each new sequence..

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    1. Yeah they get worse as they go along
      Indy 4 was just all kinds of wrong

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  21. The Cat in Homeward Bound
    now that would be
    sure to astound.

    Around Canada you
    will roam
    desperate to find
    your home.

    Through herds
    of Penguins you will go
    drowning in great piles of snow.

    Befriended by a Newfie
    the Cat would
    go quite goofy
    eating fish
    and drinking beer
    then to fall right off a pier.

    Then sitting astride
    a magnificent Moose
    only to fall
    and die beneath his hooves.






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    1. hahaha oh if I had the dough
      I'd give it a go
      Not sure the cat would be game
      He and Cassie aren't that tame
      A moose might scare
      I know where I can find a grizzly bear
      Still have 9 lives though
      So one beneath a moose is a go

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  22. Apes play humans on the screen?
    How will they be able to act as mean?
    And look much worse, be dumber too?
    Perhaps bananas and beer will do.

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    1. Maybe need to be a pot head
      Or just lay there and play dead

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  23. Homeward Bound 3??? Noooooo… !!!!!! The only kinds of animals I like are rhyming cats…

    (You are so clever. Loved.)

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    1. haha well he could rhyme in it
      Along with hiss and spit

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  24. Those all sound really good. Especially a Homeward Bound 3. Now that would be terrific. Have a great day.

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    1. That would be grand
      To watch at ones land

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  25. The whole crew of heroes for free
    I saw they climbed the hospital
    for children' spree.

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    1. A good thing to do
      Climbing and helping the kiddos too

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  26. orlin N cassie...we wood troo lee like ta see a re make oh Godzilla...oh wait, they all reddy made that....well, may bee by de time we GET ta see it, a re make oh de remake.... will bee out....♥

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    1. Not all that great though
      May want another remake to show

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  27. Back at Pat's cat in the hat.
    Back from my break after eating a cake.

    I like this line: " Beyonce is first and Lohan is beyond"

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  28. Quite an impressive collection of books you have here. Wow! Congrats. How will I ever catch up?

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    1. Always on the go
      With new books at my show

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  29. BTW I love Indiana Jones buy I can't image!
    A Bond girl Noooooooo
    I love Sean Connery!
    And not more Batman please!!!

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    1. haha Batman will get a few more
      Whether we like it or not at our shore
      No bond girl
      You'll give a whirl lol

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    2. Really I dont see any batman movie more !
      Bored me:)

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    3. haha there have been a ton
      But more they will give a run

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  30. Homeward Bound 3 starring you? That's one I'd definitely have to catch!

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  31. A female James Bond could be interesting :)

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    1. Could be good or bad
      Depending on who is had

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  32. Bill Murray on Ice? I have a feeling he'd probably do that! He did it back in the 70s, when they'd do the ice skating at the end of SNL. He's a few decades older, but I have a feeling he still has enough swag to do ice skating.

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    1. I bet he could indeed
      Might fall over a few times if he does it at high speed

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  33. Now these sound interesting for sure! Made up, but giving us lots of food for thought and you put a big smile on my face. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Glad it brought a smile
      As I added more thought to the pile

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  34. Are they really making Indiana Jones 5, or was that a joke?

    I guess it's a joke either way :P

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    1. lol it is a joke either way indeed
      But supposedly it is going to come to the nearest movie feed

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  35. Hollywood needs to summon a little courage and try something new instead of endless sequels! Have fun under your sun!

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    1. That they do
      Instead of the same old to view

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  36. I need a monster at my zoo!
    Then I'd have a complete crew! ha.

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    1. Get a dog and that will be that
      A monster to every single cat

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  37. Lots to ponder
    But I think I'll wander
    Instead of those flicks
    I'll watch the clock tick

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