Friday, November 7, 2014

At What Age Do You Disengage?

So the cat was getting low on food and Pat did not want me giving him attitude. He went out one night around dusk and got some. I guess he was a happening chum. He go cat calls from two drunk cougars outside the pet shop. Thankfully he did not chat or stop. But they were old as their calls took hold. Well older than him, way more than a whim.

So how old do you go?
Maybe it's how low?
All about the money?
Only way you call an old fart, honey?

40-50 they were at least.
Sure would have scared this rhyming beast.
10-20 years older or more?
Ummm pffft to that at my shore.

6 years either way,
Is the limit at my bay.
Rather not be close to diapers or jail bait.
That is not a fun fate.

But to each their own.
Moan and groan at the tone.
Want to be a dirty old man?
If rich, you may have a fan.

Or a cougar could bite you.
Some may like it to come due.
The cat needs no more cats though,
Just so you all know.

Not as bad as the old fart across the way,
Will never live down that day.
So at least anything else is up.
Rather get leg humped by a pup.

Age may just be a number at play,
But the bigger the display,
The closer your odds of some ground,
On top of you being found.

So a number it may be,
But have to be close to me,
Or screw that I say.
Sorry, not literally, no gutter play.

Closer in age to ones mother,
Is another reason not to smother.
Don't even want to go there.
Good thing there is no rhyme to spare.

All about the love?
Like destined from above?
So how old do you go?
Maybe it's how low?

So there was a super dirty old man and two cougars who need to get a pet shop ban. Damn, Pat is sure racking things up at his sea. So how old is too old for thee? Think Pat should have went with the 50 year old? Hey, she could have a lot of gold. Yeah, still no way hosa. The cat says stick with own age at our bay. Ever have a cat call there lad or lass? It did not impress my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

79 comments:

  1. "At What Age Do You Disengage?"
    Perhaps it is more of one's taste
    Young or old is relative
    It's more of being active
    So good living does not go to waste

    Hank

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    1. That is true I suppose
      The taste that curls ones toes

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  2. I have always been of the opinion that age is merely a number
    Normally not worth losing any slumber
    But I guess every one draws a line somewhere
    After all, that's only fair

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    1. A number until it is not
      Then it becomes a plot not so hot

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  3. I like that my wife and I are about the same age. I've had younger girls flirt with me since I don't look my age, which is sometimes flattering and sometimes weird. Especially if they could be my daughter.

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    1. Yeah when they could be your daughter must be weird indeed
      I had jailbait once flirt and got the hell out of there at my feed

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  4. If maturity
    Comes with an annuity
    Then out come the shovels of gold;
    Hurray for the old?

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    1. Hey, nothing wrong with gold
      Coming into the fold

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  5. Lmao pleasseee tell me this is a true story?? And please tell me you videotaped it!!!! Hahahaha

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    1. lol it is entirely true
      There sat the two
      I scurried away
      So no video at my bay

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    2. Why would you scurry? You could have introduced the cougar to the cats....meoowwwww

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    3. lol that will be the day
      I'd much rather run the other way

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  6. You gotta watch those pet shop cougars. They'll get you on a leash before you can say stay away from my bay!

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    1. lmao well maybe that was their plan
      One of which I'm not a fan

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  7. so at 41 i must be as old as the sun
    and if a fart lasts that long it must have heart
    hey you better watch it, if the cat is low on food,
    he will probably move to Betsy's ---how rude.

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    1. Well over the hill
      Does that thrill?
      lol don't think 40-50 is that old
      Especially now a days where 80 life expectancy takes hold
      But too old to date?
      Yep, especially sense closer to my mother's age than me at my gate

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  8. Age is only a number my friend. You are as young as you feel!

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    1. That is true
      Except when not at ones zoo

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  9. Idea popped into my mind
    A new business Pat can find
    Matchmaking for the senior set
    Find the love they never met
    Introduce cougars to guy cross the hall
    Just take their money and spend at the mall

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    1. haha hey I'm all for it
      Making money for each hit
      For each matching set
      My money needs will be met

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  10. This made me laugh out loud. "Rather not be close to diapers or jail bait.
    That is not a fun fate."

    When my son was in high school, his friends told him I was hot, he said that was disgusting and told me to ugly up. :)

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    1. lol can't say I'd want to hear that either at my sea
      After he asked did you go all hillbilly? lol

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  11. Hey, hey, what do you say, you young frisky pup
    Fifty still has a lot of fun left when our old bones get up.

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    1. Hahahaha.....Susan
      This made me laugh out loud.

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    2. haha but how long does it take
      For the old bones to get up and partake

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  12. Age is only how you feel. But even if someone 20 years older feels good, avoid the trappings.

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    1. Avoid I sure will
      Don't want to yet go over the hill

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  13. Well at least it was a female this time

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    1. That much is true
      No creepy old man came due

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  14. And you can still fly and tweet
    With "I know all of it!"

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  15. I think I might find a way
    to have the cat food delivered my way
    to avoid the advances of those that are way too old
    and definitely would not want to hold!

    betty

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    1. Yeah, or go early when the drunks are asleep
      Maybe find a new cat food keep

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  16. I have to agree with, age is as old as you feel. 50 is not old, that is still a youngster. Have a good one.

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    1. haha a youngster you say
      I agree in a way
      But dating wise no
      That's a no go

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  17. I usually go with the "age is only a number" thing, but at my age, being approached by a woman old enough to be my mom would be rather unsettling.

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    1. lmao yeah she'd be diaper bound soon
      No mommy aged dating for this loon

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  18. The E~P and I are just eleven months apart, and I think that is perfect, Pat! I wouldn't want to go much older or younger. And if something happened to Terry, I think I'd prefer to go solo.
    Catching up again, things went downhill fast on Wed. LOL
    I loved the post of your kitties ~ such wonderful photos.
    And Chapter 6 was a hoot, even if things were getting dire, crispy, and black for many of the dVerse crew. If I get into trouble, I want Truedessa on my side. Can't wait for the next installment!
    Have a good Friday at your bay.

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    1. Yeah going really old or really young
      May just make either one pop a lung lol
      Truedessa will get one through
      Even covered in zombie goo

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  19. Yeah, true love may be blind, and age is but a number, but even though I have friends of all ages, my favorites are generally fairly close to my age. It's more fun when you can all remember some of the same stuff, use some of the same language, listen to the same music, etc. I can't imagine how well a romantic connection would work when the people are decades apart in age. Maybe they manage to fill in the blanks with money and bling.

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    1. Yep, decades apart would just seem strange
      Many a time has to be for the spare change

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  20. Hubby's 6 years older than me. Too young reminds me of my (grown) kids. Too old reminds me of my grandpa. ;) 6 is just right for me. :)

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    1. The cat is right with his 6 rule
      And yeah close to my mother or grandmother's age is not cool

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  21. I like the photo on your banner/heading. Enjoy fall.

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  22. orlin N cassie

    thiz iz why we haz two roolz....

    never date til we R 21, which wood make uz like 100 in cat yeerz N de food serviss purrson 905....

    ree mane bachelorz & bachelorettez all yur life N ya never hafta share a liter box

    if de ladeez bee troo cougars we say invite em in; tho frank lee they mite bee mountin lion, panther, ore puma...bet they can tell sum storeez !!

    9) heerz two a happee halibut & herring week oh end ♥

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    1. Yeah not sharing a litterbox is a big one
      We agree with that a ton

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  23. Well, I really think it is an individual thing. Some people are 'old' at 30 and some people are 'young' at 60. I think the best thing is to find someone whose interests and activity level matches your own. I do think age is only a number, but I think people have to decide what they are comfortable with. Interesting to think about though.

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    1. True, lots to think about indeed
      Depends on what one wants to take seed

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  24. I've gone low, way too long
    As all in blogland likely know
    It's not intentional though
    As far as age, I give or take ten
    I like to be the cougar then
    Cuz men over 30 age too fast
    If it (i.e., sex) works at all, it doesn't last
    But you're a youngin so six makes sense
    Don't go for anyone who's dense
    No matter how young and hot they appear
    Idiocy is something to fear.

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    1. haha well you get the perk
      Putting the young to work
      Way too low or long
      To get along
      Idiocy is something to fear
      Not worth them being anywhere near

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  25. PS I meant "way too low". "Way too long" was just wishful thinking!

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    1. Got all in a gutter mode
      As you went to unload

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  26. Holy moly I pick this day to stop for a visit
    While hearing all about age kind of makes me want to quiz it
    I wonder just how old Pat or even the cat might be
    Just to have an idea if they might be crossing my sea.

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    1. A pop quiz you say
      Never liked those at my bay
      The cat is only five
      Who knows with Pat at our hive

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  27. I have friends who married WAY older (a couple decades). For me, my husband is 6 months older. Works for us!

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    1. Whatever works best is best
      Not sure I'd ever pass the decades apart test

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  28. They sometimes say age is just a number, but I also know a lot of liars.

    Daisy used to work with a girl who was dating a guy at the same place. He happened to be the father of two twins I went to high school with. He was at least 50 something maybe 60. A grandfather who happened to be dating a 20 year old...

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    1. haha damn, now that is quite the age gap
      He must have been a real good liar or a rich chap

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  29. Well, Johnny Depp is pretty close to my mama's age, but I'd take that man any day of the week! Sean Connery could be my grandpa, but he's another I'd take too :) I'd go older, but probably not too much younger. I've always been more drawn to older people friendship wise as I never felt much of a connection with those my own age, so I guess it makes sense I'd round up instead of down. Though, I am a year older than my husband, so don't mind my gibberish today.

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    1. lol you'd take Bond?
      He'd have a heart attack and go to the great beyond haha

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    2. Bond is sexy, so yep, even a few moments with him would be pure bliss ;)

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    3. I agree with Theresa
      Sean is the best
      If he were here
      He'd get no rest!

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    4. lol no wonder he ran away
      Never to do another movie or play

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  30. Each to his own
    Depends on the person
    As you get older
    You may revise your version

    I usually like older
    But younger can be fun
    As long as you click
    When the day is done

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    1. That click has to come due
      And yeah things change and become new
      The older you go
      But not right now though

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  31. Whatever age you may be, it's how active you are that counts.
    Great verse Pat.

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    1. Life wise yes
      Not the whole dating mess

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    1. lol experience at your sea?
      It is to date/mate for me

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  33. This was such a hilarious read
    Just the laugh I always need
    True your tastes do change a bit
    As you get older and more full of wit
    But big age gap is not for me
    Whether I'm 17 or 103!

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    1. haha was fun to do
      As a cat call came due
      Tastes change along the way
      The idiots can get buried in the litter tray

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  34. I think I disengaged before I got engaged, and then I got married.

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    1. That is a roundabout way of doing it
      Must have been strange a bit lol

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