Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Better Take Stock As You Gawk!

The cat notices hoarders get a lot of wtf looks, and yeah they deserve it at their nooks. But what about chuckers too? Those ones who chuck every last thing in view.

Don't need this,
Don't need that.
This I won't miss,
So go now, scat!

My place is bare.
My place is clean.
Not one single hair,
Quite the scene.

I have to go.
I have to crap.
But oh no!
No TP in any gap.

The toilets plugged,
Now I'm pissed.
This makes me bugged,
A plunger I missed.

Damn, I'm bare.
I did not mean that.
People will stare,
My clothes went splat.

My teeth are rotting.
My breath does stink.
This clean plotting,
I need to rethink.

The dust is gathering,
The floor has dirt.
I have no soap for lathering,
No water bottle to squirt.

No curtains at all,
That doesn't bother me.
Damn, I walked down the hall,
Outside saw my naked spree.

No door on the place.
At least I have fresh air.
I can see every face,
That passes my lair.

And the best of the best,
Is I can pass every test.
I can very easily rest.
No pillow, blanket or bed to cover my chest.

Many hoarders are as crazy as can be, but so are the chuckers at one's sea. I chuck away here at our bay. But there comes a point where common sense kicks in. Sadly, I've seen some of the above at a bin. No TP is just a crime in mass. That will never happen to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

89 comments:

  1. I am a hoarder, great to read, brought a smile to this face.

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    1. A hoarder you say
      Hopefully not wall to wall at your bay

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  2. 'Better Take Stock As You Gawk!' Chuckers you beware
    You think it is a free country so throw things everywhere
    So no more littering
    So a little thinking
    So you can save the day be less bothersome if you may

    Hank

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    1. Yeah chuck in the trash
      Gone in a flash
      No need to litter
      Or be bitter

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  3. I don't hoard, but I don't chuck everything either. And blinds and curtains are a necessity!

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    1. haha that they are
      So you're an inbetweener at your sand bar

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  4. That poor chucker's in distress
    Is it better than a mess?
    But always ever as i guess
    The middle road, not more not less

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    1. The middle road is best
      Can pass the test
      But then it would be easy to move for a chucker
      Wouldn't need to hire a trucker

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  5. Sounds like a scary day at that zoo. No TP, that is the worst. Hope things get better soon. Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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    1. haha yeah no TP would suck
      Be crap out of luck

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  6. Number 6 at your zoo
    Is the best I can do (for now)
    For the chuckers, it's no longer hard
    Now that we have the gift card.

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    1. True, just get them that
      6 may be your highest visiting the cat

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    2. Six is my high
      And I'll continue to try
      I was second years ago
      But with age, I am slow.

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    3. Wait for march at my sea
      24 posts in one day will leave #1 open for thee

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  7. Moderation is key to everything... or so 'they' say. :)

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    1. Moderation in everything?
      Sure a few things are fine at ones wing

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  8. I live with a man who loves to chuck, sometimes his hair I want to pluck.

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    1. lol well at least it is clean
      No clutter at your scene

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  9. Hey, it's been a while, good day!
    Glad to be back at your bay :)
    No TP for the cat to play?
    Lol :)

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    1. lol the cat will make sure there is no TP
      He will eat it all with glee

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  10. I'm the chucker at my house and every time my husband can't find something, he blames me for throwing it out.

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    1. lol well is the shoe fits I suppose
      With his chucking woes

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  11. I hate to throw anything away.
    That's why closets are so cluttered at my bay.

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    1. haha what a closet is for
      At every shore

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  12. Sometimes even our clutter has clutter!

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  13. A hoarding packeat I confess to be
    Yarn and fabric as far as the eye can see
    But that just means I get a pass
    On Christmas shopping I find so crass!

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    1. Avoiding the lines and such
      Has to delight much

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  14. Sounds a bit like my son's apartment. I clean it for him before summer break, not because I'm super mom- I just don't want him living with rats when he gets back to school. I should just get him a cat.

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    1. haha a cat will do the trick indeed
      As long as it isn't prissy as can be at his feed

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  15. I am neither a hoarder or a chucker, so I am in a good place! Walking in my house, you won't make a face. Some clutter, sometimes clean. I am just in between. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. In between isn't bad
      In that place fun can be had

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  16. Both ways are not the way to go
    good to store up but not to extreme
    good to get rid of
    but not go too lean

    betty

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  17. Like to be clean
    here at my bay
    but not to the point
    of throwing everything away.

    Need space to walk
    need space to move
    but must have paper
    when going to the loo.

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    1. Paper is in need
      Beats grass seed
      That would itch
      And make me twitch

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  18. Chuckers vs. hoarders
    who is right?
    At least they're in
    their own orders,
    not in the plight.

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    1. To each their own
      Until they chuck the phone

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  19. I am a chucker with somethings at my bay
    other things I may save to use another day

    No TP now that would be a shame
    I wonder who you could blame..haha
    Orlin likes to roll in it on the floor
    or just pull it from door to door

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    1. The cat would get the blame
      As he likes his tp game
      Chucking and chucking away
      So you're an either or at your bay

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    1. Of no use, throw away
      Way to be at ones bay

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  21. Give or donate is the best way to "chuck it at my bay".

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    1. Yeah that is the best way
      Unless it is crap that should go in the trash bay

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  22. orlin N casie

    cranbereez guys....we saw de werd chuckers N thinked this wuz gonna be a post bout all de stuff we can hurl.....

    kinda like chuckin, literally & figuratively....de bass terd turkee burd that will be sittin round with stuffin in hiz azz two morow......

    N yes, now we iz gonna hurl...ore up chuck

    bak monday; heerz two a grate week oh end ♥

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    1. lol a post on hurling you say
      We can sure put that on display
      Might scare a few
      But just as ugly as any turkey bird in view

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  23. Hmmm... It seems to me that one should balance one's hoardin' with one's chuckin' and that, of course, means... PAWS OFF MY NIP MICE, PEEPERS! You never know what kind of stupid thing my Peep #1 will do if she finds a nip mouse that has been a little too-well 'used.'

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Yeah they always chuck out the good and used ones
      They are enjoyed tons

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  24. I know the moral of the story is the ppl that throw stuff away, but I will be a rebel and talk about the hoarders. My Man is a hoarder and collects all the things people throw away at his job. He has a collection of office chairs, pens, and even space blankets. It is awful!!!!!!

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    1. hahaha that would annoy
      Is he going to sell them for joy?
      Money could do that
      Otherwise throw them out, stat

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    2. He HOARDS them!!!!!!!!!!!!! He called me today to ask me if I like frogs because someone threw out a large collection of frog figurines. Or how about last week when he found the same birth control pescription I use not opened..and he had no idea whyyy I wouldn't want THAT. Oh, don't get me started, Cat!! You'll get a real blabbing rant out of me!

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    3. lmao oh the birth control is too funny
      He just wants to save money
      Go on that birth control and another kid may come
      Probably defective and then some

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  25. Lucky I just did a major studio clean out getting rid of half my things. Being a hoarder really scars me.

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    1. Yeah a hoarder would suck
      Be blocked in unable to cluck

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  26. I'm a hoarder/oh, yes, I am, my brother/when times are tough/I'll be in my bed and you 'll sleep rough. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Sleep rough with all the crap
      Scattered around your side of the map? lol

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  27. I am all for toilet paper hoarding. Yesterday we were at my Husbands sons house. Believe it or not.... they were out of toilet paper. If they would have been a hoarder, that wouldnlt have happened. EVER!

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    1. Bah, that would sure be a shitty situation to come by
      A hoarder would have tp piled to the sky

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  28. Well, I always make sure I have enough toilet paper and enough paper towels. I buy them at Sam's Club in big enough lots. I don't HOARD these things. I call it stocking up. I also stock up on other things that I use regularly because I don't want to run out. I wouldn't like to be out of TP during a blizzard, for example. Sigh.

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    1. lol stocking up isn't a bad thing
      Need tp and such at your wing

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  29. I used to have a neighbor who had more crap than Fred Sanford. His whole backyard was filled stuff that they didn't need nor want.

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    1. Wow, that must have looked crappy indeed
      With all the crap that took seed

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    1. haha you've seen many i bet
      That would make you fret

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  31. I try to limit the junk in the home, but I have an obsession with hoarding toilet paper. I don't know why. We've never run out, but I panic when we get low. I have rolls hidden around the house in case of an emergency.

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    1. lmao hidden tp just in case
      That is a good tactic to embrace

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  32. We are soooooo sorry we have been sooooo terrible about visiting lately! We want to wish you Happy Thanksgiving even though we know yours is over already ;-) Have a great Thursday anyway! XOXOXOX

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    1. haha blame the human for all of it
      Hopefully a happy day is had where you sit

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  33. I tend to keep rather than throw
    But currently on a spree to keep things low

    TP is the one thing you can't live without
    Or it will cause you to scream and shout

    I guess curtains and drapes could be handy
    Unless you want to have your neighbours randy

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    1. Give them a thrill
      Could fit the bill
      Maybe they'll slip one or two
      Right to you haha

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  34. Having no TP... To me that's a fate worse than death.

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    1. Worse than death you say
      Hmmm I suppose in a way

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  35. Having no TP... To me that's a fate worse than death.

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  36. I would rather have no food than no toilet paper

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    1. Well with no food
      No tp wouldn't be so rude

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  37. I'm more of a chucker than a hoarder but it is a losing battle having three kids who each have birthdays and Christmas and many relatives.

    There isn't a lot of cat in this post - I hope your pet(s) aren't feeling neglected.

    Oh, and about toilet paper, it is always better to stock up on that. When civilization fails you'll want to prolong the availability of TP as long as possible.

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    1. haha yeah things add up with that many in a house indeed
      The cat never feels neglected at his feed
      True, tp you want to have a ton of
      When push comes to shove

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  38. simplicity is the key,
    as bare as you can be...i dont need clothes
    they are all for show...ha...dont let your imagination
    grow...

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    1. lol may not be for all
      As you show all at your hall
      Could get locked up to
      But yeah simplicity works for my zoo

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  39. ya know... i could live without clothes - but not without curtains... smiles

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    1. haha could use a blanket to cover it
      Or black spray paint a bit

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  40. Too funny, Pat! I lean toward clean and spare, but not so much that I'd have to go bare!

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    1. haha yeah that may offend some
      As you go outdoors bare bum

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