Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Make A Dash And Give A Little Flash!


Insecure at your sea?
Just be like me.
Don't bother with woes,
Or for that matter, clothes.


Let it all hang out.
Twist and shout.
Away it will fly,
As you are umm spry.

People may stare at your bare ass.
But that stare will pass.
They will go away,
Or maybe they will play.

Whatever the case.
Just embrace.
They may really stare.
But what do you care.


Their ears may even perk,
While you move and jerk.
But they are laughing with you.
Yep, that is, mostly, true.

See, they join in.
They give it a spin.
A movement you will start.
Just take it to heart.


Bask in the sun.
Just have some fun.
Some vitamin D,
Sure won't hurt thee.


And if they are rude,
Not liking the nude.
Jump on their back,
Go on a clothes stealing attack.


But if you are this skinny, avoid.
You may make people paranoid.
Instead just dance.
You will still get the glance.


Then take your chair for a spin.
The ideas will sink in.
The insecurity will float away.
Now you can have a brighter day.

See, it is as easy as that. Just follow the rules of the cat. Then it will be all gone. You can forgo the insecurity con. Now aren't you glad the cat gave such a helpful pass? Enjoy being nude like my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. It's now without a break #15
      We have here lots of felines!

      Hank

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    2. Feline 15
      Glad only 2 at my scene

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  2. "Feeling insecure then follow the rules of the cat"
    Bare at the behind is not a cause to have a spat
    Be a little smart
    Just cover up
    Keeping oneself very secure happy and well fed

    Hank

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    1. Easy as can be
      Happy and well fed works for me

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  3. ha. usually chair spins make me dizzy
    which would put my writing all in a tizzy
    for me if i am stuck
    i get out and experience life among the ducks
    and next thing you know i am out of the muck

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    1. That is the way to be
      So far never stuck at my sea
      Never says never I suppose
      Dizziness can cause woes

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  4. Avoid the naked if you're that skinny and if you're the opposite!
    Naked at home - I'm still trying to convince my wife that's the way to be. (More her than me, of course.)

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    1. True, if you are super large avoid it too
      haha what, your wife doesn't believe you?

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  5. I like to run around in the buff
    Let it all hang out and that kind of stuff
    But never naked around my kids
    Might want to protect their eyelids

    I'm too old to spin in a chair
    I'm too fat and getting grey hair
    I'll just park my ass on the couch with a flop
    And watch Spongebob reruns all day until they stop

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    1. haha yeah scar them for life
      Just stick with the wife
      Or the dog won't care
      Spongebob is still on at every lair?
      Damn that is old
      Bet they made a lot of gold

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  6. Cat tells all, how not to be insecure
    No, it isn't get dressed and go out for a beer
    Quite the opposite friends, take off your clothes
    Enjoy your house, maybe strike up a pose
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Orlin's not camera shy today.
    He loves posing at his bay

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    1. He can pose away
      Even to his dismay
      As comes the flash
      He may make a dash

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  7. Thank you for not saying 'twerk'
    The visual image was bad enough with 'jerk'.
    lol....at least there wasn't sniffing going on.
    Once you sniff, all dignity is gone.

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    1. lol no need to use that dumb thing
      Unless making fun at my wing
      Cassie seems to be the sniffer here
      Will stick her nose right up Orlin's rear

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  8. The cat thinks he's all that and a bag of chips
    spread out in the sun as if it's a skinny dip
    no shame in all he shows
    but surely he must know
    there's a time and a place
    to show bad taste
    oh who am I kidding?
    the cat is simply fitting
    in to his bay and more
    just no nakedness at my shore!

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    1. haha a time and place?
      Pfffft always we embrace
      Let it all show
      And away you go

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  9. I needed to read this today. So glad I did. I really appreciate your wisdom. Thank you Pat! ♥

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    1. Glad the cat can be wise
      Even with nakedness applies

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  10. Cats have no insecurities, they bask in their allness and expect you to bow before them. We can learn from them:) Great poem and lesson:)

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    1. Yeah they do what they like
      Everything else can take a hike

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  11. Wonderful, wonderful Pat. and those pics of the cat are just gorgeous. Well done.

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    1. He enjoys showing off at my sea
      As he runs around with glee

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  12. Though it would be fun to bask in the sun
    without clothes it would be a horror for those
    that happened to come my way
    they might shoot me with a hose.

    betty

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    1. haha well a hose beats a gun
      Or something less fun

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  13. When people dare to stare
    They should beware
    They will get quite the show
    Like, I dunno know,
    I may split my pants and bear my ass
    That's white as snow.

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    1. lol or walk by a window
      And give a show
      Can't always be certain
      I pulled back the curtain

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  14. I think I'll pass on baring my ass, Unless of course there is no remorse. The last time I bared all I was drunk as a skunk. But I don't care as I like to be bare.

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    1. With no remorse let it fly haha
      Without a care all should give it a try

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  15. Great advice and shots of the cats.

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  16. Your cats are clearly delightful and spoiled. May I visit to cuddle them with their narcissistic sweetness?

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    1. They have more things than me
      So yeah spoiled with many a cat tree
      You can visit and try and cuddle
      But not sure they would huddle

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  17. Behind closed doors I'll agree with the cat.

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  18. Cats can solve most any problem!

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    1. Do it when we please
      Just need to kill those pesky fleas

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  19. I love the cat pictures! This post really made my day. Thanks, Pat!

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  20. So act like a cat, and you will be confident? That's silly...I say blab until you are no longer anxious!!

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    1. Blab and get slapped upside the head
      Yep, that is such a better way to get fed

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    2. I've never seen a doubtful cat

      as rare as a wingless bat

      or maybe that's a rat

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    3. Yep never a one
      As proud they run

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  21. Cats sure can make one's life a whole lot better and they can solve many problems. Sure is fun to see all of your cats. What a good looking bunch. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Yeah they can solve much with what they do
      People, most, are too dumb to follow by example though at their zoo

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  22. Those are like... THE BEST PICTURES EVER!!!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

    PS. When I'm feelin' insecure, I just compare myself to the peeps. Well, that and puff my tail. A tail puff is a confidence builder, for sure. purrs

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    1. haha a tail puff works wonders indeed
      And yeah just look at the lowly humans at your feed

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  23. Love the kitty pictures again today
    Always love the cats at your bay
    Love to see them when they're young
    Love to see them all unstrung
    Tickled me each and every one
    Even if they are naked as the sun

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    1. Naked as can be
      From young until now at my sea
      Fun to use
      As they amuse

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  24. orlin N cassie

    letz think fora wee minit....if mor peepulz acted like cats; ther wood bee a lot
    less.......

    hay...look...a fly bee in de houz....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...de bass terdz on de ceeling.....

    wear wuz we...if mor peepulz acted like cats ther wood bee....

    faaaaaaaaa.....look at de time, LUNCH BRAKE, we haz knot had kibble in 5 minits.....munch crunch,, groom....

    any way...if mor peepulz acted like catz...ther wood ...

    ZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzZzzzz

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    1. lol you summed it up well
      Although nothing may get done and things may go to hell

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  25. All your pictures make me miss my poor gone-for-a-year cat,
    She always sat on my computer chair and used my lap as her sleeping mat.

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    1. They sure make life fun
      Although may prevent some typing from getting done

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  26. Cats do rule, as least at my pad. These are so cute. The gray looks a lot like my Tiger.

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    1. She is prissy here
      Unlike my rhyming rear

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  27. Cat's pictures are awesome:)
    And Im sure you are not insecure:)

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    1. Nope, not insecure ever
      The cat kicked to the curb that endeavor

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  28. I love the pictures of your cats
    reminds me of my little feline brats,
    Must learn some maturity,
    and shake off that insecurity. :)

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    1. Mature and shake
      A hippy shake you can make

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  29. Good message today. We really should learn not to care so much what other people think.

    "They may really stare
    but what do you care?

    I think the longer a person lives the more they see the truth in that!!

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    1. Yep, the longer we go
      The more we seem to know
      That we shouldn't give a crap
      About what many think across the map

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  30. Dear Pat, oh I so liked this poem and the accompanying photographs. I've learned so much from the cats with whom I've lived over the years: Dulcy, Bartleby, Tybalt, Eliza Doolittle, Laz, Jeremiah, Noah, Raissa, Matthew, Ellie, and Maggie. But never have I thought about what they could teach me about writing. Thank you!!!! Peace.

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    1. They sure teach us much along the way
      Even how to clean a litter tray lol

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  31. Cats do have an overabundance of confidence. It's cute. So are the pictures. :)

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    1. That they do
      Thinking they are the cat's meow at every zoo

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  32. The cat's outta' the bag
    Not such a drag
    Cats make sense
    I must be dense
    Take my chair for a spin
    Forget the din
    Fly by the seat of my pants
    Get rid of the ants....

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    1. As long as the fly is up
      And you don't scar he pup
      As you spin around
      To the delight of the hound

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  33. Give a little flash.
    It's quite a sight.
    Then off you dash
    In jail for the night.

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    1. And while there
      They may like the flash bare

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  34. Hey Pat, thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm not insecure about writing but I sure could use some basking in the sun as our days get shorter.

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    1. Basking in the sun is sure fun
      And should once in a while be done

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  35. I wouldn't mind basking in the sun
    swinging in a hammock might be fun
    who cares if people start to stare
    as I dance with a mysterious bear
    the cat pictures are so cute
    wearing just their birthday suit

    wishing you a peaceful night
    let your dreams take flight...

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    1. A hammock could take hold
      Swinging under a sun of gold
      Enjoy the bear though
      It may step on your toe

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    2. haha - the cat is afraid of a bear
      of that you better beware...haha

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    3. He would run
      And not have any bear fun

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  36. My dog may steal my sofa cushion sometimes but I've never seen her that comfortably seated in an office chair!

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    1. haha you just never know
      She may give it a go

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  37. Rita hangs out nude all the time. But then... she's got the bod for it. An adorable, furry little bod!

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    1. That is what one needs
      And then no eye bleeds

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  38. How I'd love to run around nude like the cat, basking in the sun.
    But the winter cold definitely makes it no fun!

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    1. Yeah the winter cold
      Would make things not so bold

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  39. My cat is sitting above my head and reading this. I think he likes the cats :)

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    1. A cat liking the cat
      Nothing wrong with that

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  40. Such great pics
    Fun seeing the mix
    Is that Orlin as a kitten
    I am very smitten

    They have lots of stuff
    Their life isn't rough
    Love the lounge on your back
    Cosy to hit the sack





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    1. Yep, that was him
      Kitten on a whim
      Tons here to use
      And to abuse

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  41. Ah, a cat's life (I say as I glance over to my cat splayed out on the couch).

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    1. haha it is sooo rough
      Them and all their stuff

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  42. Cats have it made in couture. You thought that was just fur? Lounging in the sun is really the best fun. Thanks for reminding us peeps that the good life comes cheaps. No need to be insecure when you're covered in fur.

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    1. Yeah no need for the riches
      As long as peeps stay out of ditches

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  43. i shall definitely have that brighter day :D

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    1. Glad it will be bright
      There at your site

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  44. Life happens as it will
    Clothes or not
    Whatever your thrill

    Worry won't fix
    The racing mind
    Best to leave it
    Far behind

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  45. you have such a beautiful blog, man.

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    1. Glad you find it grand
      I enjoy it at my land

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  46. Well would you look at that cat all comfy and showing everything it has got... or hasn't got.

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    1. haha yeah snip snip
      Not much there to grip

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  47. Great photos! The cat's rules rule!

    Julie

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    1. He likes his rules indeed
      Here at our feed

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