Was on Twitter the other day, bored at my work bay. What else can I say? But that is the typical 9-5 way. Anyway, saw some more gems come due and just had to share them at my zoo.
"My outside voice broke"
I hope you don't choke.
"That dog is so mean."
Did it eat your spleen?
"What? A mailing list and you get free stuff?"
Oh your ploy I can see right through easy enough.
"I done it today!"
Umm err okay.
"Shoes on the left, shoes on the right."
I guess now we just need to yell, fight!
"My toaster tried to eat me."
I take it it failed at eating thee?
"Thinking out loud today."
You must type loud at your bay.
"Can't do it....Can't do it."
Take exlax and you'll do it in a bit.
"How to read literature like a proffessor in 5 days."
I take it you aren't a professor, at least one that pays.
"The most comprennhessive stuy EVER dun!"
Somehow I think I'll skip that one.
"Click this link and get xxx photos of me."
And you can get a virus for free.
"Man inspires world to love their job."
Sorry, not about to join that mob.
"Y do I never get my dat?"
I just don't know, mate!
"Arggg my pants are on fire."
If you are typing it it can't be dire.
"Shrinkage, deciving people about..."
Come now, don't pout.
"real motherhood with eight arms rocks."
Hmm time to change the locks?
"Make today count, eat math homework."
That is sure a yummy perk.
"Magazines are dead."
Did you just get out of bed?
"My schedulur brok to peaces today."
That isn't the only thing broke at your bay.
"Buy me a brand new car!"
Go try a drunk at the bar.
See, now don't you want to go tweet with glee? Everything is there for thee. You can find everything you want and more. All you have to do is explore. Click a link and get a free std, at least the kind that causes your computer no glee. I guess it can amuse to make time pass and give blog fodder to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.