Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Round Twenty Eight Brings Some Hate!

And today Pat, not the cat, hmph to that, is over here. Go to IWSG for a peer.

The cat always seems to find the crazy hoard or they seem to find me when bored. At least I hope they are bored at their sea. Otherwise what sane person would type this crap with glee.

guy with big boobs
old people boobs
boobsgalore

Someone has boobs on the brain. Bet they were surprised when they found my lane.

booby fun nuts

And this one wants two for one. Maybe the first guy upped his fun.

pirates

Want to walk the plank? Maybe add to the two light hearted fools bank?

minging feet

Need a picture for that? I can haul out the zombie feet stat!

fat man eaten food

That is a given you know. Hope you found a fat eating show.

dirty ink blots

As opposed to what? Clean ones at your hut?

debi nova porno

Umm err nothing here. Might find some cat rear.

cats smell ass

See! I told you so. This guy was in the know.

i can see your thong thru your dress

And you just had to tell? I guess the sight wasn't swell?

is the ground rumbling and bubbling a sea maybe coming to the 74135 zip code

Damn, the mouthiest one ever. Who would type such an endeavor?

look at your feet poem

Look at your feet,
Aren't they neat?
They smell sweet,
For a rat treat.

rhymetimelatenight

I am the same early or late. Sorry, no hard R ratings at my gate.

online reputation management akado

Looking for the ninja wannabe to teach you to fight at your sea?

oh you're hungry cooked up some ass for you

That poor donkey will haunt you for ass eating at your zoo.

And the winner of today sure likes to play. I guess they really don't know when to quit. That is easy to tell by their below fit.

I had 18 but it didt land on 18 and I won ass all

I take it gambling did not pay off for the above. At least they got some ass love. If hungry they can give the above their fill. Now that just makes the cat ill. So I will just go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

76 comments:

  1. Peeked at IWSG and so that's what Healthy writing's all about
    Write in advance, that's a grand idea and so maintain the clout
    Head may be spinning but very organized
    Keep the needful and get others ostracized
    On the quiet moving all along everyday but plenty of shout-outs

    Hank

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    1. Have to stay healthy in writing too
      Or the crap will pile up on you
      A shout out is grand
      Across the quiet land

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  2. I can teach them to fight, but not to make sense in a Google search.
    And sorry cat, it's Pat's turn today at the IWSG!

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    1. haha don't think anyone can teach that
      As they search and find the cat

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  3. Don't feel blue
    At your zoo,
    I get crazy search terms too.

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    1. They are fun
      To give a run
      Make fun
      Then done

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  4. the nuts once again embrace your place
    to some of these I might want to hit erase
    but, I am sure the cat can crack any case
    you may need to carry a can of mace..haha

    Saw your interview over at IWSG Pat
    very nicely done sorry cat...

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    1. lol cheering Pat
      Hmph says the cat haha

      Thankfully I just need digital mace
      As they find my place
      But they never leave a comment or stay
      So I can just make fun at my bay

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  5. What are you Cat, a piece of glue?
    Attraction being, like gum on the shoe
    They seem to find you in your village
    Are they out for rape and pillage
    The awkward moments of this life
    When Peter plays the drums and fife
    They follow like a bird eating crumbs
    Get huge and fat and live on tums

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    1. I bet a few are nuts
      That want to rape dog butts
      Rednecks have the internet too
      At least a few lol
      Huge and fat
      They can keep that
      Unless its a wallet
      Then I'll call it

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  6. It's fun the way you start my day with a smile. You and the cat.

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    1. Glad the cat and I can bring a smile
      As we go along the rhyming mile

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  7. Well, the nuttiest spammer I have seen around is the man who seems to be running a hate campaign against American women. He must have way too much time on his hands, as he has been seen (and removed from) everywhere..

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    1. Has not hit here yet
      Maybe he hates the pet?
      Saw him at Anne's place
      A real nut case

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  8. Now I'm comfused, again. I thought there were boobs living next door to us.

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    1. Are they that big?
      Do they wear a wig?

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  9. You just never know what it is people are going to search for on their Internet, lolol!

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    1. lol nope, you never know indeed
      Crazy what I read

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  10. It's too bad people don't use the world wide time sink just for fun,
    Read your post at IWSG and am giving suggestions a run.

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    1. Thanks for reading both
      Yeah their search tend to go south

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  11. And why is it cats smell ass? They also lick their own ass!!

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    1. Maybe they want to test the smell
      To see if theirs is swell

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  12. I liked the advice you gave
    on writing in a healthy style
    I might take up some of your suggestions
    to make it worth my while

    betty

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    1. Makes things easier to do
      Writing forth at ones zoo

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  13. I love these! I giggled at the cat rear and I chuckled at the foot poem...but I almost died at the last one. I mean, what does that mean and why would someone Google that? It just doens't make sense!!

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    1. ...and please check your e-mail. I just cracked myself up...

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    2. Not sure why they search such things out
      They must have something they want to find out about
      But sure works for me
      As I can make fun with glee

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    3. Such a claim
      May be your claim to fame

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  14. Cat needs to work on some sentence structure and spelling. Heading over to see Pat.

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  15. I think this is what happens when adolescents use google.

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    1. That it might be
      As they go on a searching spree

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  16. You and Cat do cheer my day, thanks Pat.

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    1. Glad there is cheer
      From my rhyming rear

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  17. I'm not going to the arse dude's restaurant!

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    1. Probably for the best
      Fail any health inspection test

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  18. All I can do is shake my head at the crazies out there.
    Thank you, Pat, for this hilarious share!

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    1. haha they sure deserve a shake
      Always fun to partake

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  19. I've got just two things to say. Firstly, milk can give a cat gas and secondly, that Valerian root smells like feet. Stinky feet. My brother Seville loves it. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. That it sure can indeed for a treat
      We'll take your word for it on the feet

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  20. I'm stumped on this one
    Can't you see
    The thong through the dress
    Really threw me

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    1. Maybe a light dress?
      Or the dress was less

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  21. orlin N cassie

    we agree....catz due like ta smell azz...tho dawgs due two...but then dawgs like ta smell peepul azz N catz due knot....probablee coz we all reddy noe whatz in store huh

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    1. Yeah we are smart enough to know
      So no need to give that a go

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  22. Getting loonies all the time would get a bit old. Sorry about the onslaught.

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    1. Bah gives me something to do
      Here at my loony zoo

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  23. What does it mean to win "ass all"
    Is that like cleaning up with your butt
    But not taking a fall?
    And you've been caught wearing a dress to hide your thong
    Were you also sporting a big long bong?
    If there's one lesson to this mix that's wrong:
    Close the drapes, then carry on.

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    1. So don't pull back the curtain?
      That is for certain?
      No ass on display
      Or thongs having a fun day?

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  24. Hopefully it was a big ass or none at all

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    1. Don't like them thin
      There at your bin?

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  25. Hopefully you helped the feet guy out and he or she doesn't repeat

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    1. That would be nice
      Wouldn't want feet people to entice

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  26. hopefully the woman in that dress

    doesn't look like a mess

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  27. I'm just shaking my head.
    Some of these fill me with dread.
    lol...

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    1. lol that they can do
      Why I am so kind to share them with you

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  28. They always find you
    when bored
    but you're not
    ignored them:
    just phrase per
    phrase and you
    build another
    post base... :)

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    1. Yep, works for a post
      Easy peasy at my coast

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  29. Hahaha. Some ass recipes to trade? Perhaps for some pirate brigade. I love the search engine nuts. They never seem to be stuck in ruts.

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    1. They always have something new
      But a lot search ass at my zoo

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  30. It's usually pretty safe to say I've got boobs on the brain.

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  31. I would like to know what the hell some people are thinking when they sit down in front of their computer and type some of this junk up. We all get crazies from the search engines, but you seem to get more than most lol.

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    1. Has to be the zombie feet
      That bring the crazies here for a seat

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  32. Boobs and feet and pirates and ink blots
    Guess it's time to connect the dots

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    1. One plus two equals 4?
      With this little tour

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