Friday, November 21, 2014

Special Guest Four Takes The Tour!

So the last guest for the month is here. Even though Pat is still pushing that book that doesn't rhyme like my little rhyming rear. Read it yet? Max Blizzard and the Gem of Camelot is getting spread around by more than just this pet. Anyway, so how about magic for the end of the week? It is so much better than playing hide and seek. She comes from lands afar and may raid your cookie jar. She even has fur. I wonder if she can purr?

The end is not tragic,
It is full of magic.
Just you wait and see,
What I have in store for thee.

It is a giant fur thing,
That is guesting at my wing.
And magic is at play,
With many tricks on display.

She will astound.
Her tricks are profound.
Like none around.
At least outside of the pound.

So sit back and stare,
These tricks are rare.
You will be in awe,
As she breaks scientific law.

What? A furry at my show?
Damn it! That is low.
How could I?
Oh me, oh my.



I bet you never saw tricks like that? Aren't I just an entertaining cat? The tricks of the ages are right here on my pages. Forever out there for all to see. No need to thank little old me. I just like to sometimes do more than pass gas out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Well done Suza
      Thanks for the company!

      Hank

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    2. Thank you, Hank... sorry to usurp you... :-)

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    3. Still many days until Christmas
      Warming up for many more firsts
      Perseverance
      Brings dividends
      Isn't it fun with wonderful outbursts?

      Hank

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    4. It's fun
      Being No. 1
      In the sun
      Or on the run

      I could get used to this
      If sleep I didn't have to miss
      But now myself I must dismiss
      As I head for sleep and dreaming bliss

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    5. haha quite the fight
      That took flight
      Finally won at your sea
      Hank has to start a new spree

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    6. The ??? win
      Original at my bin

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    7. Yup, look at me
      Filled with glee
      It will be rare
      More luck wrestling a bear!

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    8. An original at Pat's
      Imagine that!
      Thought he'd seen it all
      At his furry hall

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    9. Original first comment was done
      Always something new to add to the fun

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    1. A question mark first
      With your burst

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    2. Well I can never be sure
      If I've been beat
      So a question marks lurks
      In case of defeat

      (Bad grammar, but what can I do
      Rhyming has its price, and now I'm through)

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    3. A little grammar off
      Won't make any scoff
      Rhyme and number one
      Sure must be done

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  3. It is great magic for the end of the week
    Disappearing water, aha....! what a trick
    Can do with more
    New tricks galore
    Not difficult to see, still considered slick

    Hank

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    1. haha tricks can be slick
      Or just rather dumb as a brick

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  4. Suza was fast this morning.
    That is one tripped-out furry. I'll have what drugs she's taking.
    And is that an Atari in the background...?

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    1. That it very well could be
      Wasn't noticed by me
      She has some hyper drugs
      Can take on all the furry thugs

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  5. Hmmm... that furry beastie has quite the tricks
    Although I might see through the mix
    A flying dog I've seen before
    After a drink or two passes by my door

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    1. So you see flying dogs drunk?
      My, you must get in quite the funk

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  6. Those were very tricky tricks
    More magical than pick up sticks
    On dark nights light the candle wicks
    Or beastie dog is full of ticks

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    1. Tricky tricks all done
      With their tricky fun
      Flying mutts and water gone
      Think it may have been a con?

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  7. That is trickery at its finest!

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  8. Your blog didn't update on my blogroll Cat. For a moment there, I got excited thinking something horrid hat happened to you. Imagine my disappointment when I found out you were still alive and kicking.

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    1. Been doing that a time or two
      Lately here at my zoo
      Stupid blogger glitch
      Sorry, I'll be here chewing fat to make you twitch

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    2. That's it...now the viking must really know!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should even inform the president.

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    3. Good luck with that
      Secret service may through you old for talking about chewing fat

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    1. Hyper is the word
      At least not a bird

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  10. Wow. I think she may have been the scariest one of all

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    1. haha scare you she did?
      Hey, wasn't a giant squid

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  11. Whoa! That water trick was pretty amazing!

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    1. Yeah how was it done
      Impressive by a ton

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  12. I can not lie,
    that magic was tragic.
    But your furry guest?
    She was really well dressed

    VR Barkowski

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    1. lmao tragic as they come
      Least she was a cheery chum

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  13. Woah that is too much energy for a Friday! (this is cestlavie22 btw for some reason I am getting an error saying I do not own that identity???)

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    1. Weird on the error at your sea
      And yeah she has a ton of energy

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  14. Ha, that water trick is amazing!!!!

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    1. Can't be topped
      Maybe a bit more cropped

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  15. Cat, you are killing me with these videos!! I want to watch so bad, but it's just a fox with a moving mouth. There is no sound here, so I miss all the fun. :( :(

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    1. haha poor poor you
      Need some speakers at your work zoo

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  16. Unbelievable that you could find
    A video of "magic" as corny as mine.

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    1. The cat can find
      Magic that's two of a kind

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  17. That's magic talent at it's finest. :)

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    1. Finest being worst
      But could quench thirst lol

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  18. I'm going to try that water trick. The others are much too complicated to duplicate.

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    1. Can't do a flying dog?
      Afraid it may leave a brown log?

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  19. What I liked today at your bun
    you coming back to clown fun
    this furry friend
    spil silly trend
    and boredom gone!

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    1. No boredom at all
      As the crazy stuff piles up at my hall

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  20. What a lot of tricks there are
    I'd still rather raid the cookie jar
    Magician magic fun to see
    Making cookies disappear for free

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    1. Away they could go
      Adding pounds down below

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  21. Number four can barrel roll with the cast of StarFox

    or at least pretend to be something cool like a Hawk

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    1. Slippy may not like that
      May want her to scat

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  22. Fur thing defies all sorts of laws.
    From kids, I bet she gets great applause.
    And from male fur things everywhere.
    She's got a shapely figure at which to stare.

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    1. haha fur things in love
      A gift from above

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  23. Awwww...I think she's adorable. I love that costume!

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    1. haha must be the outfit
      As she isn't magic inclined one bit

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  24. No doubt about it. Cats are entertaining. And you never know what to expect from them. Great video.

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    1. You just never know
      Where they will go

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  25. Thank you. Now my husband thinks I am on crack. He wants to know WTF I am watching and what kind of crazy people you hang out with. If the loony wagon shows up here tomorrow, I am taking you down ;)

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    1. hahaha my work here is done
      If the loony wagon shows up, run

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  27. Her squeal is rather loud,
    Could deafen any crowd...
    But it can't dull the fun
    Of seeing Suza grab number one!

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    1. She got in for the win
      Hank may find that a sin

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    2. Hank was very nice
      But he might not be twice!

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    3. Might get miffed
      If his #1 is whiffed

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  28. Boy what a post, really loved it, It amazes me where you get all your wonderful ideas from. Keep them coming.

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  29. I see Suza one upped Hank. About time someone else takes the lead.

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    1. Hank got stopped
      Once in a while he's topped

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