Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Special Guest One Has Some Fun!


So well Pat is out and about promoting that non rhyming book. Remember, Max Blizzard and The Gem of Camelot at my nook? Bought it yet? Say yes to the pet. Anyway, well Pat is here and there he figured a few new guests were due at our lair. The cat was sure in as this one surely creates sin. So through November you may see a few strange ones. Some seem to know you tons!

Ninja wannabes beware,
Numb tongues are in for a scare.
Optimistic nuts got it best.
He may want to keep that close to the chest.

For with the special guest today,
Even the beer guys get a play.
The gawker got left out,
How much did he pay in trout?

I guess the Irish Air,
Like Rawkin Robyn is rare.
Who knows though,
As old one eye is part of the show.

She could scare all away.
Except maybe this guy on display.
He may have her beat.
You are in for a treat.

So sit back and stare,
With a moment to spare,
For the guest that is found,
Wants you to clown around.



Are you under the bed? That clown may make you dead. See what happens when you come her with dirty feet? Watch your back on the street. Optimistic, was he right? That would just be a fright. More guests will come to pass, all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

78 comments:

  1. "He may NOT want to keep that close to the chest
    Tarsier Man, kid's books monthly, novels and the rest
    All in the pipeline
    All moving in line
    Pat way in front, all others behind happy in their nests

    Hank

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  2. Is that what Optimistic Nuts means?
    And I AM a Ninja. You got no chance, clown.

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    1. A good question he arose
      Have to ask optimistic how that goes

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  3. I hope that laptop was old. One crazy clown

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    1. Crazy clowns abound
      As he clowns around

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  4. That crazy clown
    Is gettin' down
    With the blogs and beardy,
    But I ain't fearty!

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    1. He's sure having fun
      With the blogland run

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  5. Wow that clown is sort of wild
    interesting what he compiled
    venting away as he smiled

    cat making us watch this clip
    that clown had quite the lip
    many lines he did quickly rip

    Cat you know clowns freak me out
    never sure what they are all about
    as they run, laugh and shout..

    Later all, at least the clown wasn't a human cannon ball...


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    1. haha that is why I warned you last week
      That there would be a guest at my creek
      As the clown was coming due
      To freak out little old you haha
      3 more to come
      From my rhyming bum

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  6. Clowning around huh? Beware of clowns who stare you down.

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    1. If they sit and stare
      Yank their clown hair

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  7. ha. kind of a freaky clown eh?
    i used to be a traveling one at my bay
    though i was in yellow
    a kinda mellow fellow
    now this one has a face like a cello
    i like the hair though

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    1. haha you used to be a clown?
      Not surprised at your town
      What haven't you done?
      Chop a cow and put it between a bun?

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  8. Ha, so clowns keep lists in the morning??
    What about the evening?
    This video backs up the reason
    children can be afraid of clowns.
    And slamming the cover of that computer like that -
    the computer won't be long for this world!!
    But I did laugh at 'optimistic nuts' despite myself.

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    1. haha yeah optimistic nuts was a good line
      Got a laugh out of the feline
      The poor laptop has to be toast
      The clown would send many kids running for the coast

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  9. That is one wild clown. Hope he doesn't come to our house. We would have to run away.

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    1. Have to run the other way
      If he comes near your bay

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  10. The clown says real soon
    Does that mean by noon?
    He's kind of a scary dude
    Do you think he's being rude?
    I think his fingers are made of rubber
    Wouldn't work as a dish scrubber
    His clown face is unique
    Just go and take a peek

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    1. haha yeah unique and scary
      His face is also hairy
      That may scrub a dish
      Or even scare a fish

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  11. This was absolutely awesome!
    The clown's as crazy as they come.
    I like his comment about Op Nuts
    And how he so quickly cuts
    Out my name at the end
    His speed I do commend.
    But fashion sense I don't recommend.

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    1. Yeah he really goes and goes
      Could cause kids woes
      Optimistic nuts was good
      Steal that I should

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  12. There was nothing funny about this scary clown ~
    except his words ~
    which were hysterical!
    Have a good one
    under your sun!

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    1. haha yeah he had some fun
      With his scary clown run

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  13. Glad I'm not afraid of clowns
    like some people can be
    He was certainly a gleeful one
    his laugh was fun to see!

    betty

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    1. Yeah nothing to fear
      As he has some cheer

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  14. Clown are fun! Cool place you're at today Pat, but I'm sorry you ended up in the pound!

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    1. The pound is a crummy place
      But at least the fleas can embrace lol

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  15. I never thought reading "numb tongue" would bring nostalgia. Sigh. ..haha

    Heading over now!

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    1. haha numb tongue has never gone away
      I'll keep using that until my dying day

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  16. I hate clowns. Creepy! Heading over to your other spot, now.

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    1. haha no clown fun
      Under your duckbill sun

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  17. I'm not afraid of clowns, but they can be pretty creepy. I am heading over to your guest post. :)

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    1. They can creep out
      With their scream and shout

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  18. He dropped the computer!! Headed over to read the post. :)

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    1. haha must be an old broke one
      Or that would suck a ton

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  19. Oh no, a deleting clown - - eeeeek!

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  20. now look at that... the clown with a striped and crashing laptop... clowns always freak me out a bit though this one was neatly dressed

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    1. At least he was dressed nice and neat
      As he wants to leave all in defeat

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  21. O, No!
    This is not the right clown,
    anti-clown, not a mime at all!
    Enchanted he? Who knows...

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    1. haha anti clowns have more fun
      At least they are allowed to make people run

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  22. Ever since watching IT, I've disliked clowns.

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    1. haha IT was good
      Didn't scare me though in my hood

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  23. orlin N cassie...thanx ??????? two de dee vize we iz sneekin round blogland on....we canna heer what him haz ta say...we due like his jacket tho ☺

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    1. I have that problem too
      At my work zoo

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  24. Loved this Pat "Send in the clowns"

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  25. I dont like clowns:(((
    Always scared me I think whe they talk
    Maybe he will say me something horrible:(
    Maybe I have seen many movies with clowns!

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    1. haha maybe clowns just scare
      Hey, beats a mime at your lair

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  26. Okay, that clown is scaring me. I might have nightmares.

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    1. Sorry about that
      Feel free to blame the cat

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  27. Never understand people's aversion to the dear ole clown. Hope your non-rhyming book goes well!

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    1. We shall see how it goes
      Yeah who really knows

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  28. First on the chopping block?
    I thought you liked me a lot!
    Sigh!

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    1. lol he came up with that
      Just gave him all the info so he could chew the fat

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    2. Streak is toast too
      Missed one or two at my zoo lol

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    3. I'm getting to that...
      will have to back track. haha.

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    4. haha all the fuss at your sea
      With renos and auctions upon thee?

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    5. my life is so busy,....
      making me dizzy!

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    6. haha don't fall over
      Or trip over a rover

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  29. Clowns don't usually scare me, but that's one freaky clown in the video!

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    1. haha a clown freak
      Is fine at my creek

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    1. He likes to have fun
      And scare everyone

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  31. Is that you beneath that nose?
    Does your laptop have colorful woes?
    Boy, the things I get to see
    When I pay a visit to thee
    Glad I had the bandwidth today
    To see what was going on at your bay

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    1. haha always something new
      Going on at my zoo

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  32. Good luck with the non-rhyming book! I am off to take a look!

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  33. Although he's a tad maniacal
    And avoids the use of a bicycle
    He's one of the snappier clowns I've met
    Yet his eyes possess a very dark threat

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    1. He can dress quite snappy
      And he is a bit yappy

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