Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Special Guest Three Is A Sight To See!


So first you had a clown attack, then a samurai wannabe berated the cat. What next? A dancing bird? Anyway, now on with the absurd. For the cat is not the only one under attack. I taped this as I was out and about from my shack.

The cat stopped by a place,
In need of some space.
That car is stuffy.
I needed to see clouds that are fluffy.

But instead we heard a name,
The ninja wannabe extended his fame.
So we went in to see,
Expecting the ninja wannabe.

Nope, it was the dude below.
I guess he is in the know.
He must have been stalking a few.
I hope he did not watch you in the loo.

Betsy had her name flung,
I hear her bell is kind of rung.
Manzanita was on the case,
Spreading worm news all over the place.

Brian had his gawk taken,
And unless I was mistaken,
Rosey had her bb gun ready,
I hear her aim is not steady.



Wow, that dude really had you down. I hear he is going from town to town. You will all be famous world wide. I had to give you the video so you would not think I lied. What's that? You want to skin the cat? Catch me if you can mob mass. You will never stop my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

93 comments:

  1. Another review at Bell Book and Candle
    But this dude trying hard just to meddle
    Making them famous
    But for a good cause?
    Mindful though all answer to different handles

    Hank

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    1. Yeah different handles abound
      As things surround
      A good review
      Sure works for my zoo

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  2. Congrats on the great review. He seems to know a lot

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    1. That he does indeed
      There at his feed

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  3. Did he say rock and roll nut or rock and roll not? I'll show him I can rock!
    Shame about Rosie's ass. (Yeah, that sounds really bad taken out of context, doesn't it?)

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    1. haha he did seem a bit drunk
      Maybe in a funk?
      Couldn't get the words right
      Yeah out of context that may cause her a fright lol

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  4. Mr. Beardie
    Is such a weirdie...
    He knows a lot
    But his rap's not too hot.

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    1. Yeah he can't rap
      The poor bearded chap

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  5. Has this guy been spying on everyone??
    That doesn't sound like much fun
    Maybe he has a mole in the group
    Or he just likes to snoop

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    1. I'd bet on the mole
      Or maybe he has a peep hole

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  6. My computer is not behaving today and I couldn't hear that fellow but it seems he didn't have much to say anyway. Hope he stays away from our place. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha yeah avoid that guy
      He may spread a lie

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  7. Oh, I needed that laugh,
    even about my gaff.
    Where's the gawker been anyway?
    He takes breaks without a say.

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    1. Glad a laugh came due
      Even at the expense of you and a few
      He goes away without say a lot now
      Maybe he's off milking a cow?

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    2. And let me guess...
      while wearing a dress?

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    3. lol very well could be
      He admitted to it once at my sea

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  8. If that dude comes to my door I'll be under the bed!

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    1. haha a good place to hide
      Screw any pride

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  9. Good review at the other place. I didn't leave a comment...but enjoyed it.
    As for the video, I would say that guy has too much time on his hands. Smiles.

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    1. haha he just may
      And yeah hard to comment at the other bay

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  10. I like the little people on my car window, they're cute. :)

    And I've got a new giveaway up today, wooooot!!! :D : D :D

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    1. haha a giveaway a day
      And plenty more to come at your bay

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  11. Oh, this guy sounds like trained
    Is he from cat's team, framed
    to talk in goose voice?
    waves with hands and noise! lol

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    1. lol trained by the cat?
      Pffft don't believe that

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  12. Interesting poem. I enjoyed reading it. Best wishes

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  13. Not sure how Manzanita will feel
    to be described that way
    Maybe I'll just sneak away
    and not have much more to say.

    betty

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    1. haha she won't care
      She can take it at her lair

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  14. Nothing like a BB in the wrong place

    would feel some disgrace

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    1. That and a bit of hurt
      Blood may even spurt

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    1. Cat won't stop indeed
      At least until we croak at our feed

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  16. Hahaha
    Cat's memory is dyn-o-mite
    He remembers if you flew a kite
    With cat, no one can have class
    Comes back and bites you in the ass
    Same place Rosie took a shot
    Can't be someone who you're not
    All cat's friends do sound like nuts
    From OCD to wormy butts
    But what the heck who gives a hoot
    If some don't like it, here's "mah boot."

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    1. haha works for me
      Kick em with glee
      Then hit the knee
      And you can flee
      Cat remembers all
      At least the fun stuff at his hall
      To use and abuse
      And maybe amuse

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  17. I would be scared of Rosey with her unsteady aim.

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    1. Not sure if she can aim
      Maybe payback for such a claim

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  18. I read your synopsis over Randi's place - here is the comment I wanted to leave.

    The synopsis really pulls you in. Congrats again, Pat.

    And I do like this quote, too: ""Physically, that may be true. But all energy has a place in every universe. Just because you can't see us, doesn't mean we are no longer there." -Mermasille

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    1. Glad it was grand over there
      That quote seems to be enjoyed by many a lair

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  19. I had to laugh at the thought of the BB gun! My husband actually bought me a BB gun of all things in case someone tries to kill us while he is on the road. The thing scares the be Jesus out of me because I know I would end up shooting myself if I even attempted it. It would not be cool. As always...love your posts at your sea...you always manage to make me smile.

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    1. haha aim away from your face
      Maybe you are better off with a taser or mace?

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  20. I can't watch the video at work..well, I can, I just won't be able to hear anything...but he's VERY scary looking. If I was them, I would just bow my head and retreat. lol

    and lol @ the comment above me! I would be scared of the BB gun too. hahaha I guess that's one way to ward off robbers. I just have hair spray to squirt in their eye balls.

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    1. haha you'd run away you say
      Wouldn't want to join the fray
      Well knocking out eyeballs work
      Could take down some criminal jerk
      But you may have to stand on a chair
      Or could end up just spraying air lol

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    2. Lol...air? I would at least get belly!!!! Hahaha

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    3. haha or maybe down a notch
      And get their crotch

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  21. Who was that dude? Is he the cat in human form? Is that what the cat looks like skinned? And are those gold bars?

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    1. So many questions at play
      Made you think at least today lol

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  22. Always a pleasure to read your rhyming review.

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  23. A great review Pat, enjoyed reading the post.

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  24. Time to tape the camera shut
    That guy seems like quite a nut
    Nice to learn of your review
    Better sales for you, it's true

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    1. haha better sales you say
      That'd be nice at my bay

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  25. That dude knows how to deliver a line Cat. I thought he was funny as all get out and woth the fiver!

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    1. haha well worth it indeed
      As his ranting took seed

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  26. That IS an awesome review! Congrats! And that dude knows how to work the facial hair.

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    1. He knows how to get it done
      The mountain man look he must find fun

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  27. couldn't watch the vid but from the comments above seems like i didn't miss too much... oy

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    1. lol may be better off
      As all he did was scoff

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  28. Uhm, wow that dude is freaky deeky.

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  29. The first thing I did was look for Alex's comment after watching the video. LOL! And I have to agree with Mary...that dude was a big freaky. The BB gun bit did make me laugh, though.

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    1. hahahaha soo funny he freaked all out
      Compared to another freaky guy I've used he has no clout

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  30. orlin N cassie

    well, onze again no sound at R bay,
    catch de dood reedin frum script.. oh kay...
    now we'll go bak N reed yur ree view
    dad haza lot oh them, leest mor than a few !




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    1. Many of them coming due
      A transcript may scare a few

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  31. What's with these peeps? Boy-oh-boy... Bet they're all jealous. Yup, jealousy can do some pretty weird things.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Jealous would be the word
      Humans are so absurd

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  32. Well...that's a different kind of performance. I think he needs a drink!

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  33. Someone sure let him in on some secrets

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  34. Did you write for the blogger guy ~ He knew the details of some of your visitors ~ Good review by your friend Pat ~ Keep warm ~

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    1. lol the cat may have told him a thing or two
      Nice and warm so far at our zoo

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    1. lol oh around
      Never know what can be found

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  36. I could not watch the video..but read the comments.... :) Keep warm :)

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    1. Already nice and warm here
      Was 15 degrees my side of the sphere

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  37. I don't know what was more entertaining- the video or the comments! Definitely interesting.
    ~Jess

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  38. Sometimes I think you have questionable friends. Wherever do you find these weird people to post videos for you?

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    1. haha questionable is more fun
      Around the internet you can find any one

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  39. More new headers at your bay!
    Glad I got to look more than once today!
    Can't get the video to load,
    And couldn't see the review when in work mode
    But now at home I got to see
    What this latest reviewer said about thee
    Great review, best one yet
    This book's going to be a hit, I'll bet!

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    1. A hit would be nice
      Put the day job on ice
      Then just write away
      All through the day

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  40. He sounds like my nice, Jewish annoying Uncle Ray
    I have no nice, Jewish annoying Uncle Ray.
    Oy vey, this I am very glad to say.

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    1. Wouldn't want him at a family gathering near you?
      I'm sure much fun would come due

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  41. I bet but Rosie can shoot her BB gun better than most of us

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  42. Someone's been spilling the beans to this guy
    Wonder who it could be... tell no lie
    I'm sure it's Pat or the Cat that has tattled
    But I laughed and grinned at his gossipy prattle

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    1. haha can never prove it
      He just liked his fit

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