Monday, November 10, 2014

Special Guest Two Just For You!


Well it seems there is hate for the cat, who would have guessed that? Or a challenger I suppose. Maybe he is just mad his head got stuck in a hose? I mean look at that hairdo, maybe Brian would be the only one to like its view.

The cat is grand,
To many across the land.
Except one or two,
Who come to view.

Some hate here and there,
Come once in a while to my lair.
But this is the first,
That it came as video burst.

This guest is just rather rude.
He gives lots of attitude.
I'll have to hire the ninja wannabe,
To take him out at my sea.

Wait! He's in the litter box.
Maybe I will just pelt him with rocks.
His sword can't stop them all.
Then he'll give a cheery cat call.

Maybe get that sword,
And give him an award.
Like a hair cut.
Enjoy the hate at my hut.



Now the cat makes fun of himself too. He will go anywhere at his zoo. Does that take the sting of being murdered by a clown away? No? Oh well, I guess the cat has hell to pay. I wonder if Optimistic figured that clown's question out yet? Wait! Don't tell this pet. Samurai wannabes are just crass. I will have to pelt him with what comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. # 20 Perfect 10 twice over
      It could never have been better!

      Hank

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    2. Getting higher and higher
      50 again could aspire

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  2. I guess cats should not mess with a samurai

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    1. Have to watch out
      They hurt the ears as they scream and shout

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  3. "This is the first that it came as video burst"
    They appear unruly intimidating full of thirst
    They take themselves as versatile
    Thinking they make an entry in style
    But plain lucky if they don't exit in a hearse

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah toss them aside
      Let them take a death ride

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  4. No thanks, warrior - I'll take the Rhyming cat!

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    1. Glad the rhyming can wins out
      Slap the samurai in the head with a trout

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  5. "Lick own ass," what a trick
    Only a cat has that pick
    Jump on the counter, I don't like
    I tell Puss to take a hike
    Other than that they do relax
    And never eat a pound of snacks
    Wish I were supple like a cat
    They are the original acrobat

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    1. They can dive
      And easily survive
      Leap here and there
      No worse for wear
      We tried half their stuff
      Be dead or at least huff and puff

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  6. Lol this needs to be on Epic rap battles in history!

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    1. Not sure it would fit rap
      Not much there in that gap

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  7. Jealousy ohrmmphrrwa is an ahrawhhrmpphrrawwrh rmmpheeawwhhrrrr awfully sad rrrmmphawwwhhrrrwwmmmahhhrrh thing.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. lmao that it is
      Humans and their jealous biz

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  8. I'm not worried, cats always win in the end!

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  9. He is ridiculous...and nuts! Three cheers for rhyming cat any day. That guy sucks...he just jealous of your ultimate supremacy. :)

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    1. hahaha yeah just jealous a cat can rule
      Especially a rhyming fool

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  10. I'm good on warriors. I've got plenty of those (zero being plenty). But you can never have too many cats. I'll take the rhyming cat on this one.

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    1. Never have too many cats you say?
      Hmm 100 may be too many at play

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  11. Give him sauna, liquor
    Bunch of snacks and...girl?
    then after all of that
    he'll love the cat :)

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    1. lol suck up you say
      I can do that at my bay

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  12. I think he just wanted to show off his 600-pack. ;)

    We like the cat here. :)

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    1. haha that he might
      Had no problem putting it in sight

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  13. can't imagine anyone not liking the cat
    unless if is a certain corgi
    I like the cat
    he seems sweet to me :)

    betty

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    1. A mutt or two
      But not like my zoo
      As well as many a cat
      As the cat makes them scat

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  14. I noticed the cat
    Would have nothing to do with that
    Fought until he broke free
    Should have left a scratch or two on that Pirate I see

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    1. haha get payback off screen
      Sneaky and mean

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  15. The man is right
    you do these things
    and worse than this
    you do.

    In Pringle cans
    you put your poo
    on Viking Fat you
    even chew.

    Dude had a nice bod.

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    1. haha beats your creepy stalker guy?
      He could come back for another try?
      You know you like the cans and chewing
      It doesn't leave you spewing

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  16. Well we sure do like cats here. Nothing better and we feel the same about dogs. That cat in the video knew to get out of that dodge. Have a great day.

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    1. haha yeah it knew to run the hell away
      From him and his say

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  17. That pooping in the box and walking on counters is what makes my hubs anti-cat. Fortunately he's more pro-keep-a-wife than he is anti-cat, so I have my lovable counter cruising fluff ball.

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    1. haha you and the fluffball win
      Though whole scooping the poop box is easy at one's bin

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  18. I love the rhyming cat any day. keep up the good work Pat.

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    1. They rhyming cat will stay ahead
      Avoiding his samurai dread

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  19. He may have 6-pack abs, but he has no class!

    Yay for the Cat!

    All the better for my flat!

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    1. haha good to know he doesn't have the class
      Of my little rhyming ass

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  20. Even though they make me itchy
    Samurai wuss is just a bit too.......... tetchy
    And doesn't have a tenth of the class
    Of the cat's furry, purry ass.

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    1. Must be I'm more of a nut
      So the class flows at my hut

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  21. My work computer wont let me see...ill have to watch when I get home. Sigh...

    That being said...I read Anne's comments. You chew on the vikings fat?? I'm telling my daddy that i learned your secret, cat!!!!

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    1. lol ratting out the cat
      How rude is that

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  22. orlin N cassie

    WTF....iz thiz another one oh thoz times when we knead ta bee thanx full we
    canna heer sound on de dee vize we iz on...?

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    1. lol yes you should be thankful for that
      He may make you scat

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  23. Definitely prefer the rhyming cat. That guy reminds me of Adam Sandler in "You Don't Mess with the Zohan."

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    1. haha he has that look down
      Maybe he'll go to tinsel town

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  24. bwahahah I don't think his cat likes him too much.

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    1. Seems weirded out a ton
      As away it did run

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  25. hmm that was interesting today
    I will stick with the cat at his bay
    that guy has been working out..
    taking off his shirt with a shout..

    PS would the Ninja wannabe
    beat the Samurai wannabe?

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    1. He has the workout down
      Even if he is from crazy down
      Hmmm samurai's have a sword
      So they may get the award

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    2. Well Ninja's have swords.
      he could slay with some chords

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    3. You could try
      Whack him with his guitar in the eye

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  26. looks more like wannabe khal drogo

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    1. haha well that could work
      Maybe he thinks it is a perk

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  27. Yes, please, pelt the wannabe samurai, I think I can smell him from here. At least I know that the pelt you'll pelt him with will improve his fragrance.

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    1. I'll give the pelting a go
      So his smell won't sink to a new low

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  28. Ha, is he wearing eyeliner? In all ways, the cat is much finer. I'll take a rhyming ass any day over swim trunks and cat abuse on display!

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    1. lol the cat wins out over him at least
      Score one for the rhyming beast

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  29. Samurai no nice
    He has a cursing vice
    And he blabs and blabs
    But he sure do have hot abs.

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    1. lol want me to put in a good word
      Or is he too absurd

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  30. Samurai doesn't like the cat?
    What's up with that?
    Tell the Sanurai to lose the girly eyeliner.
    Then maybe he would look a little bit finer :)

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    1. haha too girlie for you
      I'll let him know at his zoo

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  31. I love my cat, even with his moods. :) Actually- his moods might make me love him more because he has such personality. Interesting that the video is shot sans shirt... Thanks for sharing!
    ~Jess

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    1. Yep, the moods just make it more fun
      As you never know what will be done

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  32. I listened to about half of the video, and then stopped it, Pat. Why trash my ears? If someone doesn't like your blog, s/he can just never visit it again. I keep coming back because you push boundaries and shake the PC bushes. Not that I think for a moment nasty criticism would slow you down. Have a good one!

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    1. haha this was made up criticism I got him to do
      Just to make fun of me at my zoo

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    2. I'm too trusting! You got me good! LOL!

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  33. He can flex and rant and make a big splat
    But I'd rather have the rhyming cat

    (Although the abs are nice
    So makes me think twice) :-)

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    1. lol fall for the abs
      Beats loads of flabs

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