Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Things You Can Say Once More At My Bay!


So the cat thought he would bring this back and go on another things you can say attack. So just sit back and learn so you don't go splat, with things you can't say to your partner that you can say to your cat.

What a nice pussy!
May sound like a wussy,
But that is just saying it to a cat.
Say it to another and get a bat.

You purr loudly when scratched there.
That could get a swear,
Depending on where is there,
At your scratching lair.

Stop licking that!
Could chew some fat.
Or just run away.
No licking allowed, okay!

That is quite the hairball!
Won't be getting a cat call.
Don't insult the hair,
Up, in or down there.

You have a bald spot!
Some humans hate that a lot.
We just yank out our fur,
For many reasons as the lines blur.

That's some great color in your hair.
Say it if you dare.
May get a kick,
Grey hair many find ick.

Here kitty kitty kitty!
Won't work in many a city.
Maybe Gotham I suppose,
Otherwise, watch your toes.

Do you want a rub there?
Might get a look that is rare.
Or then again maybe a yes.
Depends on the spot I guess.

You shed a ton!
Be prepared to run.
May need to hide too,
If you can at your zoo.

Quit your howling already!
Don't hold steady.
Take off after saying that.
Trust the cat.

There you are, some good tips from my bar. Watch the words you say if you want to have a nice day. Or just add cat to everything you say, then no one will want to make you pay. Unless you piss a cat off by having no bass, then you can't be helped by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

81 comments:

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    1. The water come loose?
      Might be liked by a goose?

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    2. The page is slow opening at 7 on the dot
      I try and try but I guess second is my spot
      Hank must have fingers of great haste and speed
      Maybe it's practice that I simply need

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    3. Hank sure does have it down
      One day he may be late though at my town

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  2. Yet another review from the Gal in the Blue Mask
    Max getting the attention mark of those with class
    Saying it many times
    With lots of chimes
    Pushing expected calls to be seen certainly a must

    Hank

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    1. Much around
      Where Max is found
      Have to watch what you say
      And to whom at ones bay

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  3. You've been watching Whose Line is it Anyway, haven't you?
    Some of those I would definitely not say to my wife. Won't go into detail why...

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    1. lol I may have watched that a bit
      No details you will spit?

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  4. You do come up with some wonderful verses Pat.
    Wonder why Alex would not say some of those things to his wife?
    Got me wondering now.

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    1. All on the go
      Here at my show
      With the ninja wannabe you never know
      How it will go

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  5. If you don't want your date
    To be irate
    Heed what the cat tells you not to say
    And all will be well at your bay.

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    1. Or at least better at the start
      Not even the cat can save you if you fart

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  6. So true, you have to watch what you say
    if you want to have friends at your bay!

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  7. I've had 'here kitty, kitty' fail with a stray. And I didn't know cats were prone to tearing out their hair!!

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    1. Some cats surely do
      When an allergy comes due

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  8. Fluoride Heads are all dumbed down
    Dummer than a red-nose clown
    Idiocracy is here to stay
    Scratch one's self and talk away

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    1. Scratch all over
      Like a flea ridden rover?
      Or just scratch below?
      It can itch you know lol

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  9. I am laughing. This is a gooooood one, and yes, keep it for the cat.

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    1. The cat had fun
      Giving this one a run

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  10. You'll never fit in that box
    Could make them turn the locks.
    And don't ask if they have worms!
    You'll never again get to share their germs. Lol....

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    1. haha turn the locks and keep one out
      After a little scream and shout
      No germ sharing is bad
      At least that way at ones pad

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  11. My cats don't really care what I say
    As long as I put food in their bay.

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  12. One thing in common Koda has with a cat
    and that is the amount they shed
    If I had a penny for every hair that they did
    I would be well fed

    betty

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    1. Have lots of dough indeed
      if the hair turned to money at my feed

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  13. Great post! (That's just me, doing my R impersonation...)

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    1. R may take offense to that
      You beat him to is favorite saying for the cat

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  14. I think a lot of that advice is from folks with their minds in the gutter!

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    1. The gutter is where many play
      Can be fun most of the day

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  15. My cat is getting hairier as she gets older, unlike my poor husband.

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    1. She could give him some
      Have cat hair on his head from her bum

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  16. For the love of god with you and this chewing fat business! I didn't tell the The Viking the last time, but now I sort of feel like I have to. It's a sick fetish, Cat!!

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    1. Pffft never know until you try
      Chew a little and you'll get high
      All Anne's fault anyway
      She wanted to know at her bay

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    2. You get HIGH?? Off of VIKING FAT? What does that "high" consist of??? Does it give you a sudden urge to stomp on crops and steal chickens??

      Only you, Cat..

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    3. You will never know
      Unless a viking fat chewing you go

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  17. "Stop licking your arse" "Not with your claws, you don't." Ya if the neighbors didn't know I had kitties, they'd really wonder about The Hubby.

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    1. haha yeah some hear me through the door
      Must think I'm nuts at my shore

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  18. Never understood the cat psych that it's okay to pet in one spot for a while and then all of a sudden it earns a hiss and a scratch. Crazy cats.

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    1. Maybe that spot feels good
      And they are saying move to another you should

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  19. I've read quite extensively about creating a "bat house" - a place in your yard that would welcome bats. My idea is to have it so that they can consume all sorts of bugs.

    Oh, and yes, I have a cat. Fancy that, having a cat. He doesn't wear a hat.

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    1. Getting rid of the pesky bugs is nice
      But bats with rabies could be the price
      No hat?
      Bet it makes for a happy cat

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  20. We have to be clear when bending an ear

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  21. Oh yea, we've heard those a time or two!

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  22. Kitty kitty kitty I don't think works on anyone or anything

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  23. And speakin' of hair balls... There's an ad on television where some guy - yes, GUY - has quite the hair ball on top of his head. I actually can't remember what the ad, advertising. I keep gettin' distracted by that hair!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. lol not a fan of a hairball head?
      Maybe he just got out of bed

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  24. orlin N cassie...be jezuz by de time we getted heer two day itz damn neer two morrow....meowloz any way ♥♥

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    1. lol work wouldn't let you snoop
      Need to ditch that troop

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  25. Call 'em this or call 'em that
    Some use frying pans
    Instead of bats

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    1. Both would hurt
      Both won't thrill
      Blood my spurt
      As you fall ill

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  26. Ahem. These remind me of a saying we always say around my bay--"That's what she said." Yes, we stole it from The Office, and they stole it from the 80s!

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    1. haha and they probably stole it before that
      Around as long as people have chewed the fat

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  27. All my kitties have come
    To a high-pitched "Kitties!" from my lung!

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    1. Pat in the Hatt
      Where you at
      Just say ruff
      It aint so tough
      Speak in cat
      Drat to that.

      Here little kitty
      Oops, what a pity...

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny :)

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    2. They come you say?
      Mine look at me like nuts at my bay
      Then they come
      Wiggling their bum

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    3. Ruff you say
      Or have food on display?
      Bet that works too
      Dogs are willing to please two by two

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  28. Speaking of hair color mine comes out of a bottle

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  29. Funny what you can get away with saying to a cat.
    But don't say any of those things to a lady unless you want to get hit with a bat.

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    1. Hit upside the head
      And sure be good and dead

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  30. Gotta be careful with the double entendre...
    Or you might get hit with a baton (dre).

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  31. Laughed at this post
    Such a naughty host
    Not that my mind's in the gutter
    But I better watch what I utter

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    1. haha in the gutter is easy to do
      As some of these come in view

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  32. The scratching and rubbing parts apply to boys of all ages. It's almost like a strong magnetic pull. I think some cats have better manners.

    Julie

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    1. Some cats just might
      But then they stop and lick their arse on site

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  33. ha - def. have to watch your words if you wanna keep your friends... cats though seem to have some kind of narrenfreiheit... smiles

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    1. haha that they do
      Humans have to watch from zoo to zoo

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  34. Hahaha... I bet you wish you were a cat so you could lick yourself. lol.

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