Thursday, December 18, 2014

A Blogger Holiday Is At Play!

The cat came upon a news story the other day that was quite interesting to him at his bay. I think I will just copy and paste it in. I do not need to retype it all for you at my bin.

Too Much Spirit?

     It was a convention like any other, bloggers had come from all over, bringing their kids, spouse and one even brought their mother. The name to that one has been left out at the behest of the person though. I think they were embarrassed of the old crow. She got drunk and really did flap her arms and crow. That was the least weirdest thing of the night to show. 

     This really loud bang stopped the festivities in their tracks. The bloggers huddled around in packs. It seemed someone had brought a present that went, boom! A bomb at the blogger convention spelled doom. The FBI were called and the place was locked down. No one was going out drunk that night on the town.

     They searched everyone for any signs, I hear they even searched some felines. Spitty the Kitty was rather ticked. Brian the cat got upset when his hat was flicked. Those tabbies of trout towne brought some sheep, that guy was a real creep. Marg had brought here hoard too. All of them were too busy trying to escape back to their zoo. All they found on the cats were fleas. Afterwards they had very itchy knees.

     Next they thought there might be a Mary cult trying to stage a revolt. Mary, Other Mary and Mary Kirkland all stood in a row. It was a one woman Mary show. But Adam cleared them off that trail. He gave them some facts without fail. Truedessa was the next on their list. But she was automatically dismissed. She did not need a bomb at all. She had deadly sparkly farts on call.

     Terry and Manzanita were too busy yapping about worms and the like. Holy Ghost Writer just told them to take a hike. Alex was playing his guitar for all. He did not take too kindly to the FBI bringing forth last call. Rawkin Robin was off looking for a date. I hear she still needs a mate. Sherry Ellis was showing how she got her duck bill removed from her lips. I hear they moved it to her hips.

     Betsy and Brian were prime suspects by this time. They had stolen reposed cars in their prime. So they had criminal acts down. Silver Fox was left with a frown. He was not even considered at all. He grumbled about how he should have blown up the hall. Snowcatcher just made snow flakes by the ton. Some blue guy just let his mouth run. Stephanis Faris yapped with some guys who like beer in the shower. They were going on a good hour.

     Then came the crack in the case. It was the one with the most sincere face. Elsie and her one eye breathed a sigh of relief. For the first time her one eye didn't bring her grief. The sincere face was that of...Gloria who had baked a cake. She had used TNT under the frosting and lied in wait for all to partake. It had gone off too soon. The FBI locked up the crazy baking loon. The convention continued with no more major things occurring, unless you account the blogger's mother who got down on her hands and knees and began purring.

And you didn't invite the cat, how about that? I guess Gloria has a new hole now. She must have really had a cow. Wanted everyone to go boom. Maybe she ate a bad mushroom? I guess I at least missed Trudessa's sparkly gas. That is a plus for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Without a break lucky #13
      One so pristine!

      Hank

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    2. In for the win
      As Truedessa tried to do you in

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    1. Good morning Hank..I am laughing as my post came out C1 I guess that would be you. What should I see you about Do you have a message today to share?

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    2. Yes Ma'am!
      Good morning, nice seeing you happy
      Truly Truedessa is pleasant company
      C u, C1

      Hank

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    3. A lot of c-ing going on
      Some seeing type con?

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  3. No one like last call.
    I bet that was something else Sherry didn't know about the platypus.
    Now, back to the party!

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    1. haha that could very well be true
      She should pay attention at her zoo

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  4. That party had quite the guest list
    Gloria had a plot, what a twist
    Cat, you know you like sparkly farts
    they are magical and from the heart
    saving those light hearted fools
    as they search for some blue jewel

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    1. They can save the day
      And are never far away lol

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  5. When party started
    make sure nobody gets swarped
    with sparkle fart
    the guests can have a heart attack!

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  6. Oh man, I was looking for a date.
    I won't tell George. It's what he gets for running late.
    It's so much fun, when you go on this kinda run.

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    1. It was written before George came to be
      So he has nothing to fear at his sea

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  7. What a convention where everybody were suspect
    Getting lumped unjustly together they did not expect
    The bomb went off
    Attracted just scoffs
    With the total number present guests they did not lack

    Hank

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    1. Guests near and far
      By plane,train or car
      Presents galore
      With a bomb in store

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  8. i'm glad they finally cracked the case
    didn't call for Monk or do about face
    i never trust a baking nut
    sugar'll get ya in one big rut

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    1. That it will
      Can't pay the bill
      Monk would track you down
      As long as he didn't have to leave town

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  9. A one woman show I am for sure. Sparkly farts..nope, I don't need to know about that at all.

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    1. Don't need to see a one
      Just to see if they are fun

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  10. Bet Gloria won't do that again
    and try to surprise all
    with a little TNT
    that made some fall!

    betty

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    1. Yeah she tried for doom
      And to make everything go boom

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  11. Ha ha....loved the guest list. It would be great to meet the other Mary's.
    But I would try to be FAR away from the sparkly farts. Smiles.

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    1. Three Mary's in a row
      Be quite the Mary show
      Not sure the room is that big though
      Such farts may show

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  12. Sounds like a pretty fun party. Well, except when it got sparkly farty. Good thing the bomb didn't go. We'd have lost some great bloggers, you know. Happy Solstice and such. Don't party too much.

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    1. I'm sure they'd come back
      After the bomb attack

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  13. A blog convention?
    Who would have guessed?
    And everyone gathered?
    At whose behest?

    Then the bomb went off
    Still the gas was worse
    Methinks this story
    Is a bit perverse

    Not to invite the cat and all
    We hear him cry
    We hear him call
    So sad is the cat
    Missing this ball

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    1. The cat may be happy
      Not at all sappy
      Stay at home with his litter
      So no need to be bitter
      Perverse is fine
      By this feline

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  14. I have a feeling that's the most excitement a blogger convention has ever seen.

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    1. At least it won't put one to sleep
      But don't get in too deep

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  15. Someone should make that into a holiday movie.

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    1. haha that would work for me
      Get a kick back at my sea

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  16. Whew! Good thing I wasn't there. As a member of the Feline Bureau of Investigation myself, I wouldn't know which side to be on!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. You'd have to choose one
      Or you could just run

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  17. I refuse to believe that Gloria would ever do such an awful thing!!!! She is way too nice of a lady and her cakes are way to yummy to explode them. I think it was you, cat!!!!

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    1. haha pffffft it was not the cat
      No one will believe that
      Gloria did it all
      She got upset after being buried in the dirt at my hall

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  18. That was such a good story. Once our hoard was there, there wasn't much of a chance for any one else. It does sound like an exciting blogger meeting.
    Have a great day Pat.

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    1. The hoard could take care of all
      Running around the convention hall

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  19. MOL! That was fun...just don't mess with me hat!

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    1. haha glue it on
      Then you'll have it from dusk to dawn

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  20. haha..now keep away from the mushrooms...just saying... and never trust a place full of bloggers...smiles

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    1. Have to keep one eye on all
      At any blogger ball

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  21. you have to watch that mary cult, ha
    and a playpus....i think it would be cool to get together
    a bunch of bloggers for a party
    but i bet it just might get a little crazy....

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    1. It would be fun indeed
      Not sure where it could take seed
      And crazy would be had
      More than a tad

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    2. Hey, Brian...this implied we were past our prime!
      How rude! Lol...

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    3. lol the cat would never say such a thing
      At least 2 days in a row at his wing

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  22. My duck bill is now a duck butt? OMG! I'm seriously freaking out over here! LOL!

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    1. lol waddle around quacking
      Cats might start attacking

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  23. orlin N cassie !!!


    bravo guys...bravo...we see a Christmas book:

    "A Canadian Christmas Convention"

    in de werks at yur dad's place; compleet with illustrationz !!!

    this post rocked ♥

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    1. Not sure that will come due
      But something to mull over at our zoo

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  24. I've never been to a convention before but they do sound like fun

    nothing like that happens around here. Except maybe Atlanta

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    1. Yeah none around here at all
      Nothing much near my hall

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  25. Yep... that would be Manzi and I. Yapping about worms. They'll kill you, you know.

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    1. Not if you kill them first
      Before they make you burst

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  26. Better to load up the bloggers with thready snow
    Than to send the real stuff from high mountain's show!

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    1. That it would be
      Easier to do for thee

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  27. That is one invite you should be glad not to get

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    1. The cat agrees
      Stay at home with no bloggers or fleas

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  28. Glad I was not invited! I like cake and would have been the first one blown to bits!

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    1. haha shunned like the cat
      How about that

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  29. I had ten bucks on the culprit being Bryan :P

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    1. It would have involved beer
      If that were the case I fear

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  30. Most enjoyable Pat , sorry I'm late with comments, but still virtually homeless.

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    1. Hopefully that is fixed soon
      At your sand dune

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  31. haha, that actually sounds like a fun blogging convention! the rest sound pretty boring :)

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    1. At least the cat don't bore
      Here at his shore

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  32. That sweet Gloria?
    It all went boom?
    I guess she experimented
    Sending those to their doom

    And now she's locked up
    I must bake a cake
    And sneak in a file
    So she can escape!

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    1. haha free her so she can try again
      May regret that at your den

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