Monday, December 22, 2014

A Gif From Me To You At My Zoo!

So the cat thought you all deserved a gif this holiday. What? Going to go on about spelling at my bay? Well you'd be wrong. The gift of the gif is here with a cheery song.


It is the time of year,
When all are filled with cheer.
Most likely from the excess beer,
But let's not leer.


See! Drunk chipmunks too.
Oh what a stupor can do.
Lights can sure amuse.
But don't blow a fuse.


Or you could get a shock.
Then its jingle bell rock.
Bells around your neck,
And your nose becomes a wreck.


You become slow.
How does that go?
Slow from a glow?
Damned, if I know.


Scared of your own face?
Can't tie a shoe lace.
All from a shock,
And some jingle bell rock.


The shocking laughter,
You here from floor to rafter.
All you can do is pout,
Looking like a trout.


So instead of the shock,
Join the Christmas flock.
Yell like a crazy nut.
Santa is coming to your hut!


Get some groceries and walk home.
You'll need them for when he comes to roam.
But damn it, the bags break.
It makes you do a double take.


Screw Christmas and all its crap.
You flip off that Santa chap.
Taking a vacation to the coast,
Where in the sun you'll roast.


So as the moon shines bright,
And you see Santa take flight,
Let him be the one to turn on the light, 
And then wish all a good night.

There you are. Never play with lights at your bar. It can zap brain cells you know. Then you could be dumber than a crow. You could also fry your toe or something else below. Now I must go and end my flow. I hope you liked my gifs to you though today at my show. The cat gave you gifs in mass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

87 comments:

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    1. I can't believe I am first, smiles ~ That last gif is amazing ~ Merry Christmas Pat ~

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    2. Good job Grace. Hank must be all tuckered out from Christmas shopping.

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    3. Hank must be drunk
      Or in some funk
      Really late today
      Gave you a merry #1 day

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    4. Congrats Grace!
      Hank caught up some place.

      Hank

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    5. Got caught with your pants down?
      That might make you frown? lol

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  2. Let Santa to turn light On
    and bring all gifts home
    Merry Christmas Pat
    thanks for gifs at your land!

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  3. Chevy sure looks happy with his finger over and over again, fine gifs

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    1. And a tad crazy
      At least he isn't lazy

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  4. Santa can find that one bulb that's out on my tree as well!

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    1. Santa has the power?
      The electric company may cower

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  5. I love the pictures from "Elf." Believe it or not, I just saw the movie for the first time THIS year.

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    1. Geez, took you a while to see that one
      Is well worth a christmas run

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  6. Santa's flight across the moon
    Would make most people looney toon
    How will he get his night's work done
    When back and forth is so much fun
    It's easy to get really dizzy
    Watching chipmunk in a tizzy
    Screwing a lightbulb all night long
    Why not stop and sing a song

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    1. Alvin may agree
      Wants a hula hoop at his sea
      Sing and bring
      May even get bling

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  7. Thank you, cats, for the gifs.
    Have a Very Merry Christmas.

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    1. No problem at all
      Hope a great christmas is had at your hall

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  8. Love the gif's
    but don't drink beer!
    Still manage the cheer
    All due to Santa, and his magic reindeer!

    Have the Merriest Christmas!

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    1. Santa can bring the cheer
      With his jolly fat rear

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  9. Those are the gifs that keep on giving Pat!!!

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  10. The cats and I would rather share the eggnog,
    Double up on the rum and we'll sleep in a fog,
    Merry holidays to you Pat,
    And your awesome, furry, insane, loveable, cats.

    See you in 2015. :)

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    1. Well a good sleep is fine
      Even by this feline
      See you then
      At your den

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  11. I always thought Chip and Dale were cute... but seeing their faces up close like that? Not so much.

    Love the gifs. I think I'm gonna have to save that Chevy Chase one for a rainy day...

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    1. Yeah it can work for a lot of posts
      They aren't the cutest of hosts

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  12. Love Chip and Dale! and the cat always give these gifts!
    Merry Christmas cat/Pat!!

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    1. The cat gives all year
      Gifs with no fear
      Hope a merry christmas is had
      There at your pad

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  13. Scared of your own face? Sounds like me when I look in a mirror!

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    1. lol do away with mirrors I suppose
      If they cause such woes

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  14. Wouldn't it be fun to see a drunk Chipmunk. And glad you included good ole Rudy. Those are great gifs. Merry Christmas to all of you.

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    1. Yeah a drunk chipmunk be fun to watch
      After it got in a little scotch

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  15. I love this gif. It's so cute too.
    Until Chevy gives a big "F* you!"
    Xmas cheer and New Year's too
    Another great year to the cat and you.

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    1. Chevy is mean
      Not very serene
      But home the same cheer is had
      There at your pad

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  16. Too funny. As I was scrolling through your pictures, the song Jingle, Jingle, Jingle from Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer started playing. How fitting. Have a wonderful holiday!

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    1. Talk about timing there
      In sync at each lair

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  17. Tons of cute gifs here today!! You've got some of my very favorites. :)

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    1. Even the flipper?
      He's a double dipper

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    2. That one's hubby's favorite Christmas show. :D

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  18. WOW. Those gif gifts are great! I love 'em but the peep isn't very good at makin' them. Yours are WAY better, for sure.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. I didn't make those ones
      Found them on internet runs lol

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  19. "The gift of the gif is here with a cheery song"
    Gifts galore for everyone nothing can go wrong
    Santa is happy
    Him all nifty
    Things had been made easy for him all along

    Hank

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    1. Easy as can be
      There at ones sea
      All ready to go
      On with the show

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  20. Lol you made me giggle at the Rudolph one. I love Elf!!!!!!! Such a good movie!!

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    1. Yeah Elf was done really well
      One of the only times Ferrell was swell

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    2. Oh no...I like him!!!! Although hes stupid funny a lot.

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    3. Acts like a big man child in every single thing
      Pffft to that crap at my wing

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    4. Someone also reminded me that Peter Dinklage was the "angry elf" in the movie. Not as nice as Tyrion.

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    5. Yeah he was a mean elf
      Put him back on the shelf

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  21. The cat put forth some mighty fine gif's, he's sure to avoid any feline tiff's. The season's bound to bring forth good cheer, and I'm wishing you fondly a tidy, good year! ~ Jess

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    1. Well wishes are grand
      Here at my land
      Hope all there is the same,
      As Christmas takes flame

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  22. Thanks for all the gifs, great memories

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  23. The cat is the gift that keeps on giving
    making us all laugh is a cool way of living
    I liked the last one as Santa takes flight
    flying over a full moon so round and bright

    Oh cat you know I like you best
    even if you do like to jest..

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    1. The cat keeps on a trucking
      As the crazies he's a ducking
      Santa and the moon
      Knew would make you swoon

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  24. Some of those are so cute!
    The little gremlin makes my horn toot!
    Need to crochet one of those
    With teensy tiny little toes!

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    1. haha that would be fun
      To see you give a run

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    1. Glad they were enjoyed
      As the gifs were deployed

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  26. Wonderful gifts Pat, thanks.
    Great post,

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  27. So very clever how you placed the gifs
    though I had to say when I saw the first one
    I really thought you had made a typo
    but later saw where you were taking this for fun.

    Very nicely done!

    betty

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    1. haha yeah make one look twice
      Pay the grammar price
      But all well and good
      In the end at my hood

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  28. I like the last one best of all!
    Might have to steal that one for my hall!

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    1. Steal away
      As already stolen at my bay lol

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  29. Gremlins and c-munks and Santa, oh my!
    These holiday gifs bring a tear to my eye.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Got you in the mood
      With my giftattude

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  30. We've watched all of them this year, with the exception of Gremlins.
    Santa is coming! I know him!!!

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    1. Left Gremlins out?
      Poor Gizmo will pout

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  31. Tons of gifs
    From your eastern shore
    I bet even Santa
    Doesn't have more

    Do you land on rooftops
    And across the sky dip
    Or stay by the fire
    And snuzzle catnip

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    1. The cat would try
      But he can't take to the sky
      All of that running
      He is just shunning

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  32. Thanks for all the great gifts. I've been watching Christmas movies for about a month now and I'm kind of sick of them

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    1. Time to move on
      At least there is no mowing the lawn

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  33. Great.
    I guess I'm late
    I'll never touch a light
    Especially at night

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    1. Later as can be
      But good to avoid at your sea

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