Sunday, December 21, 2014

Another Interview At My Sea, This One Scares Me!

So the cat was not looking for another interview at his sea. 100,000 comments has already been hit by me. But this nut would not stay away. I guess he thought he could make my day.

Who are you?
Why red and no blue?
Are you a bull fighter?
I hope you aren't an ankle biter.

Ho ho ho!
All I know.
For Christmas you want catnip.
How about a little sip?

Wow, you are perceptive of me.
Catnip would cause glee.
Catnip for a cat.
Who could ever think of that?

You will go on my naught list.
I make sure every house isn't missed.
I will give you coal.
If a smart aleck is your goal.

Smart aleck or smart ass?
Excuse me, I have gas.
About the same as you.
Every house? Pffft right and I moo.

Don't question the magic.
Your cynicism is tragic.
You need to stop and think.
Now how about a cookie and that drink?

Tragic you say?
Damn, I'm in quite the fray.
At least I'll feel no guilt,
When I chew that beard to the hilt.

That is it!
The naughty list you will hit.
No presents for you.
Believe it to be true.

What? I can fit on your list?
My, who knew you could get pissed.
The power of the cat.
And I can get catnip for $2.99 or something like that.

You will regret the day,
That you sent me away.
I know you will.
Sure my glass you can't fill?

The cat kicked Santa out the door. He tripped and ruined kids dreams forever more. He fell right out of his suit. He was as bare as a happy newt. Turns out he was just a drunk in a funk with plenty of umm junk in his trunk. The cat enjoyed the sass. No Santa can mess with the catnip of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

61 comments:

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    1. Without a break # 16
      No takers for one minute
      Hank managed to sneak in

      Hank

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    2. Even a bit late
      #1 was your fate

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    3. From coast to coast
      Frying a ghost?

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  2. Ho ho ho, oh no
    Catnip was no show
    A naughty cat indeed
    Kicked out Santa at your feed
    Lol :)

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    1. Kicked him to the curb
      Go bother another burb

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  3. Best not to get a kitty miffed
    Their revenge be short and swift
    Catnip comes into the play
    Then ensues a temper fray
    Kick the santa to the street
    That makes Christmas most complete

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    1. Let him go ring his bell
      Somewhere else in drunk hell

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  4. "No Santa can mess with the catnip of my little rhyming ass"
    They come in all shapes and sizes and turn out to be a farce
    Getting sips for fun
    Danger of getting drunk
    To be able to make it to all homes they have to move fast

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      From zoo to zoo
      Even drunk as as skunk
      Or in some kind of funk

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  5. Kitty's gonna get catnip whether Santa's around or not. They're just lucky that way. :)

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    1. That they will
      And then they get a thrill

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  6. Smart cat to see through the drunken charade!

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    1. Can see through with ease
      It is a breeze

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  7. Sounds like someone was too jolly and seasoned!

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    1. Happy with glee
      Thanks to a drunk spree

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  8. Did he leave the reindeer on the roof?
    or did you break the spell and they went poof?

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    1. Think they went back to the north pole
      As they wouldn't pay a toll

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  9. Uh Oh a drunk Santa and on nip too. That doesn't sound good. Hope he straightens out soon. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Might take a while
      Before he can go the sober mile

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  10. I think Santa was a fake
    nowadays
    everyone can wear hat
    and beard
    and claim
    merits as a blame

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    1. That they can and do
      A whole fake crew

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  11. Oh no, you pissed Santa off? he'll probably be back to let his reindeer poop on your roof.

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    1. Bah, on the second of four floors at my sea
      So they can poop on the roof and it won't bother me

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  12. Drunken santa may leave you strange presents

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    1. That he might
      Ones you don't want in the daylight lol

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  13. A drunken Santa would be a sight to see!

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  14. So you and the cat are on the naughty list then? lol

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    1. Been there a while
      Our exploits stretch a mile

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  15. Woudn't want to be on Santa's naughty list
    like it looks like the cat is
    he has a few days to make things right
    as long as he doesn't hiss

    betty

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    1. The cat may hiss
      So the naughty list we won't miss

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  16. Hey cat and your alleged human, Pat in the Hatt,

    A sauced-up Santa
    Went too far
    A nought list
    Surely you gist.

    Pawsitive wishes, Penny
    Who's loved by many. Arf! and barf!

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  17. Yup if anyone could take on Santa it would be a cat:)

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    1. The cat could get the jolly fat guy
      Poke him in the eye

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  18. Are you saying that the real Santa punk
    Isn't a drunk in a funk
    With too much junk in his trunk?
    Cuz he's no hunk
    My image already sunk. I thunk.

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    1. Sunk even further down
      Watch out when he comes to town
      Has the drunk crown
      After a while he's covered in brown

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  19. Playing with fire
    To make Santa mad
    You have been moved
    From the good to the bad

    Although knowing the cat
    Could likely care less
    And is probably snoozing
    Would be my first guess

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    1. haha yeah no worries for me
      Causes me glee
      Santa can flee
      We don't even have a tree

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  20. Which one is the real Santa Claus?

    we must take a pause

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    1. That we must
      But in drunks don't trust

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  21. Not a bird, not a plane
    nor even a frog
    It's Santa. Tis plain.
    See the big Yule Log?

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    1. Umm where do I have to look?
      My eyes can't go so low at my nook

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  22. Is rather be naughty all year and but my own stuff too ;)

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  23. Ha, I bet that 'naughty list' is super long!

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  24. You interviewed Santa??? Mushy is going to be jealous when I tell her. Hmph!

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    1. lol but he was a drunk
      And smelled like a skunk

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  25. Love to see a drunken Santa, hope he put all the gifts at the right houses.

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    1. Might screw up
      With too much in his cup

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  26. I wondered what it is about catnip that causes cats to act so crazy

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    1. Like a drug I guess
      Beats me, I confess

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