Saturday, December 20, 2014

Celebrate Away, Come What May!

There are many ways to celebrate at your sea. The cat will even help you out for free. But beware, some sure may scare. I ripped off the Crypt Keeper a bit there. Wrong holiday at my lair.


First you put one foot in front of the other,
Either by yourself or with your mother.
Then you sing a cheery tune.
Even if you sound like a baboon.


Now you dress like Alf.
No we aren't yet at Ralph.
 You get your furry on,
From dusk to dawn.


Or you can get drunk.
You could be in a funk.
Then the next morning go ho ho ho,
Or maybe it'll be uh oh!


See, classic uh oh!
Or wtf kinda glow.
With such a glare,
You may make others stare.


Dress up all prim and proper.
You could be a show stopper.
Or maybe just some sort of nut,
That dresses like a winter King Tut.


Or be all nice and neat.
Sitting around with smelly feet.
Celebrate Christmas in leather.
Hey, at least you're all together.


Dress as Santa one and all.
You could really have a ball.
With dirty beards and all.
Watch out you don't trip and fall.


Err umm okay.
Be reindeer on display.
Ask if one wants a carrot,
If you aren't afraid to umm share it.


Create robo Santa at your sea.
Let him roam free.
He'll rob a bank for you.
Hell, he may even rob two.


Or just be a peeper,
Like some kind of creeper.
Just sit and stare,
In your nice red underwear.

Now you know many ways to celebrate at your sea. Are you good and ready? Anyone you wish to try? I bet it is that creeper guy. What? Am I wrong at my hut? The cat will just rest and pass gas out his little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

64 comments:

  1. What's sad is I know every one of those shows.

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    1. You are just in the know
      There at your show

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  2. "Now you know many ways to celebrate at your sea"
    Lots of weird ideas roaming wild wanting to be free
    With tinge of humor
    With likely no horror
    That's the right way to celebrate with all and sundry

    Hank

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    1. haha horror it could be
      To some if they see
      But a little gutter
      Won't make me stutter

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  3. Lots is ways to celebrate the holidays. That last picture is the best. A very Happy Holidays to you Pat.

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    1. That there is indeed
      Hope a great holiday is had at your feed

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  4. I knew all but one. Christmas sure can be fun

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    1. That it can indeed
      If you make it so at your feed

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  5. All kinds of ways to celebrate, although the peeping may get your locked up

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    1. Can celebrate in jail
      Hmm yeah that may be a fail

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  6. I am never in the know
    Only recognized two show
    I was always in the kitchen
    Cooking and doing a lot of bitch'n

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    1. lol yelling at the spoon
      Or the pot like a loon

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  7. Santa is popping up everywhere!

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  8. hahahaha,you have yet again gave me a belly laugh...Phyllis

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    1. Glad it was so
      As pictures came all aglow

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  9. I love the reminiscing here!!
    Favorite was the one with Lucille Ball.

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    1. That was a while ago
      Before my time but seen the show

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  10. I knew all of them except for the four reindeer.

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    1. I found that one when looking
      Not sure on its booking

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  11. I don't remember the Lucy one!
    I bet watching it would be lots of fun.
    Wonder if my neighbor man will hang
    out red unders on the line. Dang.
    haha.

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    1. lol just for you
      To have a view
      Isn't he nice
      Adding some christmas spice

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    2. He can keep his spice
      and fuzzy red Christmas dice.
      And his bells and balls
      that deck his halls.
      ha.

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    3. lol neighbor guy may get sad
      With no bells and balls being had

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  12. That's a lot of Christmas cheer
    what no showing of a reindeer
    they like to fly this time of year
    especially when the sky is clear

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    1. PS haha, reindeer did appear...
      in their red PJ gear..


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    2. lol needed a double take
      Were you not quite awake?

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  13. You always know how to get a laugh out of me. :-) Loved the photos in this one, especially Al Bunde.

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    1. The cat tries at his show
      As he gives the pics a go

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  14. ha - i may put on some red underwear - and a white beard &sing some off-tune christmas songs... i'll stay away from the eggnog though

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    1. lol be a hit on youtube I bet
      Get a million hits and be all set

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  15. I've been seeing dudes in Santa hats all over town. Later, they probably go to the bar and take a few down. Love those movies, they are kinda groovy. Especially Christmas Vacation--that sure suits our nation.

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    1. Yep, it sure gets it all
      As it is played at every movie hall

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  16. I have red underwear
    I may sit for a spell
    But not by my window
    That would not be swell

    Although maybe give
    A thrill or two
    To nosy ones
    Who spy on you

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    1. lol flash and dash
      Or dash and flash
      Which will it be
      For red underwear thee

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  17. I like the one with the reindeer ~ Hey, I hope you celebrate in style ~

    Merry Christmas to you Pat ~

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    1. Sure can have fun
      Under our rhyming sun

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  18. I just admit to this day
    I still like to watch that ALF show,
    not really doing much for Christmas this year
    since soon after we will be on the go :)

    betty

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    1. True, hard to do much when on the move indeed
      Alf is still fine to watch at ones feed

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  19. I love the robot santa episode since his standards were impossibly high for being "good". Except Dr. Zoidberg

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    1. Makes less to deliver that way
      With only a few good across the earth's display

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  20. I saw reindeer car with antlers
    almost taking off to find the Santa...

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  21. Oh yeah, we're all ready. Ready for it to be January already.

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  22. That picture of Al Bundy brings back some nostalgia. I used to watch Married w/ Children all the time when I was a kid!

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    1. Yeah watched it a bit too
      Here at my zoo

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  23. ALF! That's from my era, but I can't say I ever watched the show. Just love seeing something 80s-ish!

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    1. haha well at least the 80s are a hit
      Even if you didn't see it

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  24. I knew all but one, woohoo! Usually I don't know many or any. ;) What show was the one w/the reindeer family?

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  25. I feel old now too :( I can't believe how bad some of those were back then. I especially hate the first one lol

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    1. haha not in love with walking
      as they sing instead of talking

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  26. I hope by next year they come out with some good Christmas show's

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    1. Sadly, i doubt it
      Same old same old will hit

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  27. Alf! I wonder how he is doing. Seems like ages ago...

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    1. Probably dead
      Off with his stuffed head

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