The cat was out and about the other day and no, Gung and Ho weren't on display. Instead there were humans that were just as crazy. Maybe their brains are a little hazy?
A pretty slot machine.
It is all nice and clean.
I am going to win,
Because clean isn't a sin.
Err ummm right!
If that was the case at any site,
My OCD would be a millionaire.
Go choke on some cat hair.
Line one is a bar,
Line 2 is one by far.
If I put my finger on line three,
Another bar you will see.
You touch it and it goes your way.
Are you a bit drunk?
Your brains have surely sunk.
Nice machine, let me win.
You don't want to do me in.
Be good in this spin.
I will share my gin.
Yep, talk to a mechanical device.
It will be oh so nice.
It will eat your money,
And laugh at you like you're funny.
With my uber secret book,
I will win at every casino nook.
Don't look at my uber secret book.
Buy one of the thousands of copies if you want a look.
So uber secret anyone can buy it?
And yet no jackpots are hit?
The uber secret is the thousands who buy,
Are making rich the author girl or guy.
My system can't be beat.
I will leave the casino in defeat.
No one has thought of this before.
This is something of lore.
Pffft right once again.
You just have a magic pen.
If you really believe that,
Then your brain cells went scat.
Yep, you find all the nuts at the casino, thinking they have a great special way to win dough. But the casino is the only winner, as gamblers go home unable to afford dinner. Counting cards is the only way, but that is frowned upon at their bay. Still better odds than the lottery though, but the odds of winning a ton are still low. The only green most will ever see is the grass, which is tasty to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.