Friday, December 19, 2014

I Don't Know About The Grow!

Ever see that word thrown around quite a bit? Especially when one has a fit. Humans like to use the word grow and not just toward the grass on the lawn which they have to mow. Why not get fake grass? Much easier, but that's another pass.

Growing is the way.
Grow every day.
Grow even more.
Grow gets an encore.

I really hate this.
It makes me hiss.
You'll grow to like it.
Ten days later, still umm spit.

You invaded my shore.
I can't run and explore.
You just have growing pains.
Umm err I can't add carts like trains.

Although not a bad show,
Your growing can still eat crow.
Or maybe something more rare.
Use that growing imagination at your lair.

Grow an extra five inches today!
Just had to at my bay.
Sorry, those emails are fake.
Tuck away your umm snow flake.

That is too large.
It's as big as a barge.
Oh but they'll grow into it.
Why not get something that will fit?

How does your garden grow?
Do you really want to know?
It grows in manure.
Doesn't that have such an allure?

I'm growing an understanding now.
Wait, nope just wanted to meow.
So no understanding of you.
How can an understanding grow at ones zoo?

Do you stand in the rain to water your head,
Like you were watering a garden bed?
I'm growing tired of this.
Are you ready to hear my hiss?

Growing up not out.
What is that about?
From what I see many are out.
Okay, I've grown a large enough shout.

Did you groan at my grown? Think I should leave growing alone? I've grown fond of it. Not really, maybe just a bit. I'm growing near the end. Hmm is that a growing trend? I might have grown out the wrong pass. Beats my grown up little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

77 comments:

  1. 'Humans like to use the word grow and not just toward the grass'
    To grow or growing or have grown up but outgrown all but a farce
    A natural phenomena for certain
    Growing at any point is a constant
    As long as one does not bring up the rear and being forever last!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah no growing there
      At their lair
      Their rear may grow though
      As last they always give a go

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  2. How about 'grow tired' and stuff,
    Or grow a powder puff....
    Or grow weary,
    Even grow leery.
    I think I'm too tired to grow,
    So back to my bay I will blow!

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    1. You grew fond of grow
      At least grow in a row
      Then you grow weary
      Grow no longer cheery?

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  3. I don't want to grow up - I'm a Toys R Us kid.

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  4. When certain things are in the know
    They do often grow and grow
    If a young lady has a big tummy
    Does it mean she'll become a mummy
    Or digestive enzymes could be the cure
    And she can continue to drink her beer

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    1. Might get a smack
      If a baby she does lack
      And you ask when's she due
      Or she may just down a beer or two lol

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  5. lol! I may have groaned just a little at all the grown usage. But not much! Well done!

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    1. lol at least it wasn't a growing groan
      As each grow hit the tone

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  6. And people always say to kids, "Look at how you've grown."
    What do they expect? The kids to shrink?

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    1. lmao that is very true
      But then again maybe they do

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  7. Well, we can taboo some words and rest,
    in case of grow use progress.

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    1. Progress is good
      But it can be one step forward two steps back at many a hood

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  8. Great play on words. Grow, Grown, Groan. You just never know and one does groan when one grows some parts to big. Have a great day Pat.

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  9. When the grow gets going the groans start growing

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    1. Say that three times fast
      Your tongue will have a blast

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  10. I never get used to hearing the word used as in "Grow your business." It just sounds... wrong.

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    1. You mean how it could be taken another way
      If one goes gutter during the day

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  11. We are always growing in some way, positive or negatively

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  12. I am what I am , not tall , not short.
    Great verse Pat.

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  13. Can you forward me that email about growing an extra 5"??? Im growing my gullible capacity and am choosing to believe it will give me a growth spurt. :)

    Grow on that, Cat!

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    1. Umm errrr ummm hmmmm well okay
      But it was to grow 5 inches another way
      Like a part you don't have on you
      At least I hope not at my zoo lmao

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  14. You did make me groan with the tale you've sown.
    Gardens, and plants, and dirt with manure—
    Who's spreading BS?
    This rhyme suggests you are. =)

    VR Barkowski

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    1. lol spread it thick
      Brick by shitty brick

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  15. I feel like we've grown apart ever since I grew out this mullet but how can you grow tired of high end fashion?

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    1. So your growing never grew tired
      So a growth spurt to which you've grown attired

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  16. I was always slow to grow
    As everyone has let me know
    I do eat some green veggies, though

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    1. Just don't turn green
      And make a big scene

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  17. My Dad would like to get some hair to grow.

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    1. Well you never know
      Could transplant some from below lol

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  18. No, I did not groan about your grow. Grow is a tricky word to rhyme. Maybe grow a bow or just jump in a boat and row, row, row...I don't know, maybe I should just forget about the word grow.

    I love your rhymes. They make me laugh and smile every time! Have a terrific day.

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    1. Seems the grow rhyme grew on you
      That is a fine grow row at my zoo

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  19. haha this basically sums up my 'growing'. always thinking I'm making self-progress... only to topple over. haha.

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    1. Just don't fall on your face
      That wouldn't be a fun embrace

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  20. Like the groaning at the grown. All grown and still whingeing is me

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    1. The complaints still grow
      What do you know

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  21. I'm tired of personal growth. I think I'll just go play a mindless game.

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  22. Who knew 'growing' was used in so many ways? #cool

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    1. Used this way and that
      As proved by the cat

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  23. We've all grown quite fond of Pat
    And his rhyming out the wazoo cat;
    They poke fun at absurdities,
    And make 'em rhyme,
    And make us chuckle every time.
    We should grow a funky prize for that...
    For funny Pat and his rhyming cat.

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    1. A funky prize you say
      I'd take it at my bay
      As long as it had no funky smell
      That wouldn't be swell

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  24. Manure. That's exactly why I don't garden!

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    1. Yeah with that we agree
      The litter box is enough crap for we

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  25. I never noticed that before. Kind of like "up".

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    1. Yeah up can be used a ton
      Many words seem to have multiple ways to give them a run

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  26. I can grow! I can grow!
    Even indoors as soon as there's snow
    But first I must tuck in
    My "um... snowflake" whim!!!

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    1. Tuck it in, tuck it in
      Would that be a sin? lol

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  27. Your blog makes me grin & laugh out loud,thanks for stopping by mine so I could find you,phyllis

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    1. Glad it is lots of fun
      As the cat rhymes a ton

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  28. Having to mow
    when the darn grass grows
    is a bit of a "nagger."
    But, I like when it grows.
    It just goes to show.
    When I take a Viagra.

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    1. A little blue pill
      For a big thrill
      At least for one
      4 hours then done?

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  29. The only thing I want to grow is my bank account. Sadly, it usually stays on the puny side :(

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    1. Yeah we have that same fate
      Seems to be a common trait

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  30. I think I'm growing the wrong way
    growing out instead of up
    maybe I should stay away from the candy cup

    betty

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    1. That may be wise to do
      To not expand your view lol

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  31. I know some people who grew up to be big babies

    they main went to my high school

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  32. Too many people grow OUT from eating too many holiday treats!

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  33. Some habits I wish people would out grow! ha.

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  34. Grow up
    Grow old
    Grow fat
    Grow cold

    There's a lot of growing
    But it seems to me
    That too much growing
    Is not good for thee

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    1. Too much and dead
      Or you break the bed lol

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  35. unfortunately this time of year growing out it what
    happens all the more, what with all these christmas
    cookies at my shore...did you know your nose will
    always grow, like your hair, good thing we are buried
    so people dont stare...

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    1. haha damn the cat would have a big nose
      Wouldn't want to be a 100 and pose

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  36. I've been getting spammers telling me they can make me grow

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    1. lol yeah right
      And I can turn to a bat at night

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