The cat saw one of these the other day that housed a bunch of drunks near his bay. Loud, idiotic buffoons. I guess that can easily describe many human loons.
Party and get drunk.
Get in a big funk.
Puke on the floor,
Bang on the door.
You annoy the cat.
So just scat.
Leave me be,
Go to another sea.
There are parties about,
You should check out.
Old people party sounds fun,
Pretend you are an old fart and come undone.
A rubik's cube party is grand.
But sadly you'd need a hand.
So simple at your sea.
Don't look at me.
Snuggies or Huggies is up.
Might make some hiccup.
Come wearing a snuggie,
Or an adult diaper in your buggy.
An ABC party is grand.
Go to that in your land.
Can you guess the meaning of ABC?
I'll let you think on it at your sea.
A Tetris party could be fun.
Around and around you will run.
You have to fit together with other shapes.
Beats a party with bare naked apes.
An offensive party is all you.
It would be very easy to do.
Show up as yourself.
You offend all already at your shelf.
Your mom party is all yours.
You can skip the chores.
Come dressed as your mom.
If male, strange and then some.
And best of all,
A three legged party at your hall.
Tied to someone else the entire time.
Going to the loo may be a tough chime.
There you are drunks nuts out and about, go there and scream and shout. Still deciphering the ABC one? It means Anything But Clothes under the sun. Could wear duct tape and go. Ouch, when you rip it off though. Now my party suggestions have come to pass from my ever so Scrooge like little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.