Friday, December 12, 2014

Round Twenty Nine As The Crazies Align!

So the search engine crazies are near. I guess they need some holiday cheer. Although I would not want to join their party at all. They would sure send you do the crazy or death's hall.

floccinaucinihilipilification wanna choke google

Choking Google might be tough but could be easier than saying that stuff.

blow jobs in bus

Are they better there than home with no underwear?

barney und seine freunde

Not sure Google can psycho analyze your habit. Do I hear a dang nabbit?

get kinky with dinky

So I guess small things work great for you when you mate.

men eating lollipops in bed

Do I really wanna know. I vote no.

patt hatt rhyme time

Looking for poor Pat and all you found was the cat.

hipnotis six pack

So you are hypnotizing beer. Do beer you fear?

a rip into show boobs caught babes

Poor guy wanted porn and all he got was my sea. I should make t-shirts with that and give them away for free.

"i love my wagon my little red wagon go

This wagon guy keeps coming back. I guess he lost his little red wagon at his shack.

men in the act of labor

Oh where that could go. And I still don't want to know.

Surprise I am wise

Talking to a search engine is wise. Damn, your brain must take to the skies.

Simple life acts cause simpletons 

And there is the case and point at my joint.

Score on for beer and ice cream and happy pills

Score on you say, who won at your bay.

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood

Maybe he is misunderstood? Do I look like a woodchuck at my hood?

And the winner is a real sinner. Then again aren't they all here at my hall? You may want to look away if you just ate. I warned you, mate.

My son ate raccoon poop, should I worry

Kids will eat the darnest things. I guess they have to give dogs a run for their money for the eat anything kings. I'd suggest a stomach pump though. That is just soooo eww at my show. Not sure how they found me with such a pass, but keep the raccoon poop eater away from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

96 comments:

  1. Your son will turn into a mutant, machine gun toting raccoon - no worries!

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    1. Well look at us! Three at 7:00 am.

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    2. hmm the power of three
      might cause some glee
      at the cat's rhyming sea

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    3. Three in a row
      Look at you go
      haha guardians of the galaxy on the brain
      If you were a tree you could enjoy the rain

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  2. Good morning Hank! Have a nice day!

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    1. Good morning Truedessa and Alex
      Thanks for the company
      Coming up so early!

      Hank

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    2. All in for the win
      Trying to do Hank in

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  3. "So the search engine crazies are near"
    They have their fare but are not so clear
    Give them their fun
    Happy with fine run
    Enjoy their crazies through the Yultide cheer

    Hank

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    1. Crazies give much cheer
      They are always near
      Just let them show
      High and low

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  4. At cat's door, the crazies do line
    They bring a missage come rain or shine
    Their words say, "I am dumb as a post"
    And I even have the nerve to boast

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    1. Ha...missage....you know what a missage is, right?

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    2. missage some alien thing?
      Out trying to have a masseuse fling?
      Dumb they are
      Near and far

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  5. Men in the act of labor...where could that go indeed?
    Definitely could be a new Christmas miracle! Ha.

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    1. haha or maybe Junior they watched at their sea
      Was a meh movie

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  6. How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wooooooood???? Ha, catchy little phrase that's been getting stuck in my head for years. ;)

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    1. Yeah that thing sure gets stuck in ones head
      Can fill them with dread

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    2. Ever hear 'It is the song that never ends... yes, it goes on and on, my friend!!' lol That one's worse. ;)

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    3. lmao I used to use that to annoy
      That can bring joy

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  7. He better hope the raccoon wasn't rabid

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    1. Rabies outbreak
      That would make me shake

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  8. Next invention is telling your engine what to do. Siri is annoying.

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    1. Well you never know
      Still the crazies will show

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  9. Maybe the search engine can find me a little red wagon!

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    1. Could even find you two
      There at your zoo

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  10. Okay men in the act of labor I can explain. Have you seen the video where guys get labor pains through some machine? Its hilarious!

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    1. lol never seen that
      May burn the eyes of the cat

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  11. Men in labor? Hmmm...kidney stone or number 2? I'll pass on both! And on the lollipops in bed.

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    1. Kidney stone would suck
      At least #2 pop a pill and you're in luck

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  12. eating raccoon poop
    wonder how many calories consumed
    these search engines are so funny
    lots of doom and gloom!

    betty

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    1. That they surely are
      Raccoon poop scares our sand bar

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  13. Ah, the young age!
    doesn't discriminate
    what he ate...
    later we become smart
    eating right, but
    at any age we fart.../sorry, apology, just discard it.

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    1. haha gas has to come out
      The smell is about
      And yeah at the age
      Even eat a book page

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  14. Nah, you shouldn't worry, mom. He'll vomit a little bit of blood, foam at the mouth a bit, start barking at grandma, but he should be good after that.

    I have to say, it is pretty cool that people were at least searching for you by name... even if they misspelled your name as "Patt." I love when we get Google searches for things like "A beer for my shower blog" or "Beer Shower Guys." With that said, we got a search last week for "two ugly homeless guys," in which case I hope they were NOT directly searching for us...

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    1. lmao yeah it is cool when they search us out
      I get a few but I don't use them when these are about
      They aren't as weird thankfully
      And just little old me
      Hopefully two ugly homeless guys weren't you
      Unless fame for it comes due

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  15. How do they know it was raccoon poop? Were they watching? Never mind.
    And lollipops in bed? Do what on a bus?

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    1. Hmmm maybe they are experts at scat
      All of them sure beat the cat

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  16. Most interesting to read and so well written Pat.

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    1. Yep nasty as can be
      Rather have a zombie foot spree

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  18. Wonder why the red wagon guy keeps coming back?
    Is he planning a caravan attack?

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    1. Beats the heck out of me
      But they sure like my sea

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  19. "men eating lollipops in bed"

    That doesn't sound like anything anyone would ever want to see!

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    1. Yeah may hurt the eyes
      So best to avoid if wise

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  20. I don't know why, but the men eating lollipops in bed has me the most intrigued. Because why?! Is that seriously a fetish? Or was it just a blogger who needed a picture for her perfectly innocent story? Oh to know the reasoning behind the search terms...

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    1. hmmm could be totally innocent I suppose
      Or someone sinking to new lows

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  21. I wonder about the red wagon, too. I own a copy of the story on an old kiddie record, cuz I first encountered it when I was about 3 or 4.

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    1. That was a while ago haha
      I guess they want a red wagon in tow?

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  22. haha search engines bring endless fun,

    it's hard to start and then be done!

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  23. Hopefully that kid has had all of his shots

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  24. Nah, just pour a little chocolate over those turds and I'm sure he'll be just fine. You could even wrap them up and pass them off as Raisinettes!

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    1. Blah nasty as can be
      I'll never eat anything if near your sea

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  25. HA! All I can say is the people who find your blog get there through some might weird searches!

    That poor kid who ate the raccoon poop. Next thing ya know, he's gonna want all his meals served in a garbage can. With water on the side, of course.

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    1. haha that would be funny
      May be germy and make his nose runny
      They find me in weird ways
      Through the search engine maze

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  26. I can't believe the loony tunes that show up at your site! One of the best sci fi books I ever read had men in the act of labor ~ In one of the most delicious incidents of poetic justice I could imagine! But I won't say what book because I wouldn't want to spoil the fun. btw ~ I really enjoyed Max Blizzard, and I'm starting to read it for a second time. Have a good one!

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    1. Junior is the only one I know with men giving birth
      That is a movie of little worth
      Ouch is all I can say
      Glad it was enjoyed at your bay

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  27. orlin N cassie...

    noe...knot a thing ta worre bout if yur kid eated raccoon poop..... { can ya see us rollin R eyez..... }

    N heer we be dizzin dawgs all thiz time...for eatin cat crap outta de litter box.....

    heerz two a halibut herring N haddock kinda week oh end ♥

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    1. lol dogs are the only ones I guess
      They probably make less of a mess

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  28. Beer, ice cream and happy pills
    I suppose would cause no ills
    Raccoon poop, on the other hand
    Might cause an upheaval to land

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    1. A finger down ones throat
      As that rocks the boat

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  29. It is difficult to different racoon poop from other poops. I would say your son is brilliant.

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  30. They say "Kids say the darndest things."
    It appears kids also "Eat the darndest things."
    He'll probably puke it up.
    Unless he's really tough.

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    1. Hopefully it's puked back up
      Or drink some bleach in a cup

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  31. Small things work great for you when you mate.... HAHAHA! Keep the lollipops.

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    1. Stick it in and shake it all about?
      Some twist and shout

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    2. I pass today and forever
      That's what I mean when I say never
      Not like Connery though
      When he said never at his show

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    3. He said never and went away
      Retiring to some far off bay

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  32. The last one really made me go yuck..yuck.....Hey, you can get all my snow here, smiles ~ Keep warm Pat and have a good weekend ~

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    1. No snow here at all
      And yeah nasty as can be at any hall

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  33. Search terms here at your post
    Always good for a humorous post
    The search for you might have been me
    Except for typing that extra t

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    1. Searching for me
      Here at my sea
      Bloglist stuck
      Or outta luck?

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    2. Blog list doesn't work on my phone
      Had no internet at home
      Work is getting monitored now
      Oooooops, yet another holy cow...

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  34. The last one I wish I could forget! I am sure people everywhere are thankful that their questions can be answered via Google. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Google sure seems to answer all
      Even the scary ones that befall

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  35. '' Simple life acts cause simpletons '' I lol'd

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