Monday, December 1, 2014

Round...Wait What At My Hut?

The search engine crazies are now in song? That is just so wrong. But then again it turned out grand. The search engine crazies can now be shouted out across the land. Don't believe that cat? Hitting play below is where it is at.




Often
Your search engine
Finds you what you need
End up getting flirty,
And your eyes may surely bleed.

is it a sin for men to use a hairbrush in there bum

To go blind as a bat
Search something like that.

Often
Your search engine
Frees your mind from thought.
But answers become questions
When you search a lot.

booger on my finger and won't come off flash page

To get a booger flash,
Search it with a slash.

Often
Your search engine
Guides you through life.
But be sure to wrap it,
When cheating on your wife.

what does a condom look like

To get a bouncing baby,
Search it with a maybe.

Often
Your search engine
Monitors what you do.
So throw off the NSA,
By trying something new.

rhyming death threats

For green eggs and ham,
Search to get out of a jam.

Often,
Your search engine
Gives you quite the view.
Look for something special,
And you may just get two.

nice ass from behind

To move from front to back,
Search without using rack.

Your search engine provides,
Your search engine provides.

Now wasn't that great? No search engine posts can relate. Okay, maybe as crazy as can be. But hey, these nuts find me. So why not make a tune come to pass. It works for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Without a break # 6
      No quick fix!

      Hank

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    2. Staying on top
      Soon 10 will drop

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  2. Ha! Now that was a completely different take on the search engine crazies you get. Well done

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    1. Was fun to do
      With a search crazy few

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  3. "The search engine crazies can now be shouted out"
    They are getting innovative with renditions out loud
    Have a go at singing
    Just having a fling
    No harm done just some smiles and chuckling about

    Hank

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    1. No harm at all
      As they get a call
      Some crazies in the end
      Go right around the bend

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  4. haha - A great way to start my Monday
    but, I sure wish it was still Sunday
    I have to say that was pretty funny
    you need to search for some money
    You can keep the crazies at your den
    seems they come around again and again..

    Have a great day singing at your bay..
    It's fall, give me a call..talk later..

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    1. A fun little tune
      For the 9-5 high noon
      Search for some money you say?
      The couch cushions have no pay lol

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  5. But it did give us a nice little jingle to start off our week!

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    1. Search engine crazies help out
      With a little twist and shout

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  6. Now that song will be stuck in my head
    all day long filling me with dread
    and a touch of fear
    that my searches will end up here
    for the cat and Pat
    to say this or that
    about what I've looked for
    concerning Pringle cans at my door

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    1. haha poor poor you
      Whatever will you do
      A song in the head
      Dreams of the cat in bed
      Or maybe a nightmare
      The cat will rat you out if you find his lair
      But pringle can searches at your sea?
      Are they that interesting to thee?

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  7. A catchy tune to prove your word
    Those searchers can be quite the nerd
    They ask a question, silly goose
    They gotta have a screw that's loose
    Jingles that perk us on Monday morn
    Now we don't have to toot our horn
    Just sing the song the whole day through
    And everyones happy at their zoo

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    1. haha may get a dirty look
      If singing all day at your nook
      Could lose your voice too
      Then they may be happy at your zoo
      Win win all around
      From my search sound

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  8. Sometimes I search and I search but can't find what I need. Other times I find more than I bargained for.

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    1. Yeah sometimes you see things that can't be unseen
      Wishing your brain could have a clean

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  9. Recently took an online class about SEO and I'm more unsure how to make it work for me than before. Maybe I should try to rhyme.

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    1. Yeah SEO is hit or miss
      Weird word associations can bring them in to hiss

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  10. I use search engines a lot, everything from what's wrong with my cats to research for my books.

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    1. Yeah I use them to
      But not weird things like what people type to find my zoo

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  11. Rhyming death threats? We might have the next Riddler in the making!

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    1. Could very well be
      Have to call Batman to my sea

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  12. Yeah. Searches are sometimes bizarre. But I'm sure they're all authors, right?

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    1. haha I'd think not
      As they are a crazy lot

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  13. Proves to me you can make anything rhyme
    even something with search engines in song
    though some of the lyrics
    just seemed a bit in the wrong :)

    betty

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    1. haha that was the search I got
      Here at my hut

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  14. We might try that search for strange things and see if anyone notices!

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    1. haha good luck trying it
      May make a few have a fit

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  15. That was quite catchy, and I love the accent in there.

    Maybe those were my ghetto cousins asking what a condom looks like, since they've clearly never used one in their entire lives and between the 3 of them have 8 different babies all by 8 different people.

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    1. Yeah it turned out rather well
      Damn, those child support payments must be hell

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  16. You can never know what you will find.

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    1. Or who will find you
      There at your zoo

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  17. Love it. This weekend my tech-challenged mother-in-law said, 'I meant to ask Google about that." We all cracked up!

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    1. hahaha Google has answers in many ways
      But some may leave on in a daze

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  18. Lol...booger flash.

    Pretty sure I'm on the NSA's list with all the crazy searches I do for research.

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    1. haha I'm probably there to
      As I rant at my zoo

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  19. I can't watch the video because I am at work...buttttt why would it be a sin to put a hairbrush in their butt??? I mean, it might be uncomfortable and probably would cause some sort of internal bleeding....but a sin??

    The big question is...why would that make him stumble across YOUR page, cat? Spill the juice and yell us your bum brushing secrets!!!!

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    1. Geez you need abetter computer there
      Maybe some speakers to let the blare
      Not sure if it is or if it isn't a sin
      But it was fun to give a spin

      What brought them here?
      Well Pat does brush the cat on the rear

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  20. I like when questions become answers
    in some way mentions all over hunters
    misspelling word as bumerang
    brings back a price, an order, a spam.

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    1. A spam or fun
      All given a run
      Questions turn to thoughts
      Answering lots

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  21. Hm. I'm surprised someone would have to search for "nice ass from behind." From the front, maybe...

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    1. haha yeah redundant a bit
      Maybe they were seeking umm spit

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  22. orlin & cassie

    nice ass frum bee hind iz kinda like sayin...

    uh.....

    { iznt de ass all reddy be hind......we noe R's iz } !!

    ♥♥

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    1. Maybe it's a flip flop
      Ass is in front and won't drop

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  23. I suppose the people who monitor search engines for a living quickly become rather jaded. ;)

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    1. Yeah they must go insane
      Could open their own crazy chain

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  24. That song has wormed into my ears... I just know I'm going to be humming it all day... sigh ;)

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  25. Search engines are really scary
    they seem to know what I want to find
    before i do! Really loved your catchy jingle
    which made my mind tingle!

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    1. Yeah they monitor everything you do
      Glad it was catchy at my zoo

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  26. I refuse to let that tune get stuck in my head...nope, not going to happen. ha.

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    1. haha it is catchy this time
      It's not like a "brady bunch" crime

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  27. I have to say that is one catchy tune! I have it running through my mind. ;)
    ~Jess

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    1. Stuck in ones head
      Sure means it wasn't full of dread

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  28. Hairbrushes, bums, and catchy little tunes. You have it all covered today.

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  29. Sounded like a Scottish lad
    Singing the search engine fad
    Catchy tune which is stuck in my brain
    Hope it leaves soon... I will go insane!

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    1. Yeah may make one go nuts
      Just don't sniff any butts lol

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  30. Nice ass from behind makes me wonder
    Would an ass from the front omit thunder?
    Would a vag from the back go on attack?
    Or a penis from the side spray and hide?
    If I really want to know
    To the search engine I shall go.

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    1. Search and you shall find
      A side, front or back behind
      And the opposite in the opposite place
      May not put a smile on your face

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  31. My search engine is majorly tainted due to the fact that I write horror and that I work as a guide for ChaCha. I've looked up some bizarre things. Surprised they haven't crashed in my door yet. And, of course, I'm nowhere near the only one looking up these things. How many writers does it take to freak the NSA out?

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    1. Very true
      The NSA spies on you
      But I guess you get stuck on the wannabe list
      As when you search you don't sound pissed

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  32. my search engine at times finds some of the most amazing things,
    you can never tell what it might bring to the banquet table
    all depending on what label you drop in the slot,
    though i hate to think what they might glean
    from the searches that escape my brain.

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    1. Yeah lots can show
      If you give it a go
      But you have to be willing
      As it may be thrilling

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  33. Oh, my heavens, I can't believe
    The crazy searches others achieve
    Once again, some winners you got
    Better off with a technology bot

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    1. A tech bot is easy
      But they are just cheesy

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  34. Nice ass from the front...
    Um... no, I'm gonna be a good boy today....

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    1. Not gonna switcheroo
      There at your zoo

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