Sunday, December 28, 2014

Take To The Court For A Little Sport!

The cat noticed something interesting about you human lot. I guess strange would be more like it on second thought. But that is nothing new. Let's see if you can open your eyes and guess before it is through.

Welcome, sport!
Time to report.
Line up to watch,
With beer or scotch.

Sit in the bleechers,
Be weird screechers.
Pretend they can hear you,
On the TV at your zoo.

You are the expert.
All the energy you exert.
Sitting their and yelling.
Such a great re-telling.

Give the play by play.
Oh the dismay.
An error was had.
Oops, the penetration was bad.

But that guy is the best.
They beat all the rest.
The hero of the day.
The leader of the fray.

Act like you've got skill,
From high upon your hill.
Or like you know all,
With your weird call.

That team is yours.
Yet you do no chores.
You pay no bills.
But they give you chills.

The players are yours too.
Cheer like you've lost a screw.
But then oh no!
Traded or signed at another sports show.

Now boo, hiss, boo.
They didn't stay true.
Boo, hiss, boo.
Now they wear black not blue.

Same person, new clothes.
But oh they cause woes.
Even if that is all their is.
Boy, you humans and your sports biz.

Did you get it yet? Were you able to follow the pet? You don't cheer for the person on the court, field or whatever. No, no, no, you are far more clever. You cheer for their clothes no matter which way the wind blows. That is right. You humans cheer for clothes day and night. The most hated player joins your team and oh, it's like a dream. The best one leaves your team and oh, now they get a death stare like beam. So it comes down to clothes to most every human mass. You sure are strange to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

65 comments:

  1. "You humans cheer for clothes day and night"
    Big money involved in the promotions budget
    Youngsters go for known brands
    They just ask and parents relent
    The elusive good grades may come with regret

    Hank

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    1. They want and want
      Those colors sure haunt

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  2. I guess I'll be cheering for some clothes today.

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    1. Enjoy the cheering
      Even if they aren't hearing

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  3. Money making, set the stage
    Cheer for what is all the rage
    So much easier on the eye
    Bright as sunshine in the sky
    Fashions come, go and circle back
    Get ready for a new attack
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Give a cheer with a bottle of beer. da da, da da da DA

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    1. Then they go kerplunk
      Once they become drunk
      Can't cheer much then
      When in the loo at their den

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    2. Da da, da da rings a bell
      Why don't they jump in a well?

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    3. Lassie needs work
      Could be a perk

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  4. That is gonna be one strange cheering section!

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    1. That it will
      As they cheer for a thrill

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  5. haha - I knew it was all about the clothes
    go "big blue"

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  6. Coaching from the couch.
    If they loose, you're a grouch.
    ha.

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    1. And either way doesn't matter
      All one gets sitting ad shouting is fatter

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  7. Reminds me of the old Jerry Seinfeld joke. "We won, we won! No, THEY won. YOU watched."

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    1. lol that is very true
      You won nothing at your zoo

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  8. Cheering for a jersey, sounds about right

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  9. That is so true that we cheer for the colors
    we are certainly a weird bunch
    but people will plan everything around their games
    even their lunch

    betty

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  10. Same person, new clothes.
    This is why I like go circus
    to enjoy a show closer ;0

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    1. And at least they don't hide
      As you get an elephant ride

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  11. Clothes do make the team. Humans are weird

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  12. The penetration was bad... say it ain't so
    And did it occur as some Kitty Cat show?
    No? I thought so.

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    1. No penetration allowed
      With this kitty cat crowd

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    2. Just checking.... you never know
      I did hear "MEOW!" at your show.

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    3. No meow in that way
      Just tons of dismay

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  13. Everyone likes to cheer
    with a brandy or a beer
    U-rah-rah go team go
    play football even in the snow!

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    1. They can cheer
      Far away from here haha

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  14. Don't really follow
    The sports biz crowd
    Way too expensive
    Way too loud

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    1. They are just cry babies mostly anyway
      I don't even look at it at my bay

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  15. We can't all have Orlin's beautiful coat.

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  16. is table tennis a sport?

    not much room to run on the court

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    1. They call it one
      But not sure a sport is done

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  17. I don't watch sports at all. I don't like any of them.

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    1. Yep, boring as can be
      Watching them at ones sea

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  18. But surely not when golfin'. SURELY no one cheers for golfin' clothes. Do they? MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Hmmm I suppose they would not
      Unless they are crazy by a whole lot

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  19. Don't like sports much myself, but do watch a little college football. But that's only so I have the excuse to pig out on tailgating food ;)

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    1. You pig out on tailgating food... can this be true?
      So how come you look, you know, the way you do?
      When I pig out, I need to take a pill
      Or run up a hill making me ill.

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    2. haha well if an excuse is needed
      Why not make it seeded

      Maybe all that cleaning?
      She may need a cholesterol screening

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  20. haha-

    The cat is spot on,
    In his depiction of human fans,
    We yell and shout "GO ON!",
    Though they can't hear us at all, mans.

    I think a lot of people like it,
    As a way to relax,
    Crack open a beer while they sit,
    and act all crass.

    :)

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    1. haha but some pop a blood vessel as they scream and shout
      Not sure how relaxing that is as they spout

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  21. I have a reserved seat at Port Adelaide AFL games. I kinda don't like going because of how the people around me treat the opposition. And sometimes our own team for that matter.

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    1. Yeah people can be rather crass and dicks
      They have to get in their licks

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  22. Very interesting post! Yesterday we were cheering for..their clothes?? That sounds kinda silly, but our team won! Happy New Year, Pat!

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    1. Sounds silly but true
      Happy new year to you

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  23. Yep, it's the clothes that make you cheer, but sometimes even that's not enough to make you get behind a player with gusto. We have a player leaving The Lions, and while most people want him to stay, I'm cheering his departure. :) :) :)

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    1. lol I suppose some are just idiots in the end
      And you want to see them go around the bend

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  24. My Hubs was just cheering for the black and gold yesterday. They lost..

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