Monday, December 15, 2014

The Fools Are Back On The Book Attack!

They just can't stay away, still sailing the bay. I guess Bora Bora is a mythical place or could be too ordinary for them to embrace. But at least it stars the cat. So I am okay with that.


A collar for the cat?
Nope, it is not that.
Truedessa let loose a sparkly fart.
It trapped the cat in the shape of a heart.


She tried to suck up to me.
It did not work on this kitty.
 Pat fell for it though.
He is gullible you know.


Then we all found this naked guy.
He could lift boulders rather high.
Truedessa was staring some place else though.
 The cat saw her look at his umm glow.


Then came demon fart guy.
He loved Truedessa, no lie.
He wanted their farts to meld together.
They sure could create smelly weather.


But this guy wanted them both.
Things really went south.
I mean a three headed mutt?
That isn't allowed at any hut.


Truedessa got ghosts to flow.
How? Damned if I know.
They went round and round,
Making their ghostly sound.


I just ate this guy.
Or gave it a try.
He was rather boney.
One big phony.


Pat thought one fart person was enough.
So he started to get rough.
Poor fart demon with no tail.
That thing sure could wail.


The ghost even helped Pat get fresh air.
That is sure rather rare.
It was rather happy to do it.
I guess even the spirits smell a bit.

There is no need to fear.
Just a ghost and a three headed dog.
Can blow one away and occupy the other with a brown log.

Yeah, the cat made that all up at his sea. Truedessa doesn't have such power with things that are sparkly. Instead they had to fight Hades and his bad guys. What? I'm allowed to tell lies. My version was more fun and a little more crass. Oh well, it works for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

87 comments:

  1. "The Fools Are Back On The Book Attack!"
    Trying hard to put a front for what they lack
    A demon fart guy
    Getting on the sly
    Clever ploy of some fun through a remake

    Hank

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  2. Congrats on yet another book at your nook

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  3. Well those fools are at it again
    and sparkly farts seem to reign
    the cat likes to bring this up
    as they meet a 3 headed pup
    fighting evil from here to there
    some ghosts better beware..

    This made me laugh a new one
    to read under your rhyming sun
    hope it won't make me come undone
    this book is filled with adventure and fun

    off to work for me, rather be sailing the sea
    Have a good day at your bay...

    Congrats on another book at your nook..

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    1. Once more
      They explore
      Greeks and nuts
      Mutts who sniff butts
      All are there
      Along with some cat hair

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  4. Congratulations on the release and the lovely reviews too! Mythology for the youngsters, what fun! Although, this story here, would make them laugh, even more!

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    1. I may just have to do a sparkly fart book
      Could be worth a look

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  5. Another book, hurray hurray
    Even smelly farts have their say
    I rememer Fart'n Martin he was a hoot or two
    Signed up with the best of em, chummed with baby Roo
    Adventures with the rhyming cat, come and take a peep
    Sounds like a good fun story before one goes to sleep

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    1. Sparkly farts I'm thinking on more and more
      Giving the book a go at my shore
      Fartin Martin seemed to work well
      So another fart tale I could tell

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  6. Congratulations on another great book! Will download today.

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    1. Another is sure done
      Thanks for the dwl run

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  7. Um Atlas? You described Atlas as a naked guy? LMAO!

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    1. lmao well that he is
      At least for this biz

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  8. I really enjoy reading Greek Mythology, especially from the cat.
    Will have to take a look. Congratulations.

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    1. The cat twists it up
      More than any pup

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  9. Another book!!!! Yay!

    Cats will only give in if they're something in it for them.

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    1. Oh yeah, if they can win in the end
      They will give in to the trend

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  10. Congrats, Pat! I will definitely check this out!!! Your illustrator is really good! The images are bright, uncluttered, and compelling. I'm definitely intrigued by the Greek mythology tie-in. Have a good one ~ hopefully under the sun!

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    1. Used the greek tie in a few times at my sea
      Drazin brought that on and yeah he does a great job for me

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  11. Sure, naked guy looks strong, but have you seen the abs on demon fart guy?

    Now THIS is the kind of Greek mythology I can get behind. Congrats on another great release!

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    1. Yeah he must surely work out
      Farting is what Greek mythology is all about

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  12. Congrats on the Greek salad Pat!!!

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    1. A greek salad tastes great
      With a little interest rate

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  13. Even ghosts come to help with air
    what for Greek heroes happens so rare
    but for Pat, Truedessa and cat's nook
    this is only one more adventurous book!

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    1. One more on the pile
      Proving ghosts aren't so vile

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  14. Lol!! The ghost saved you from stinky farts??? What would the ghost do if he met my little babys stinky butt??? Hahaha

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    1. haha would save the day
      Or maybe run away

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    2. Amazing! A new book !
      Really you don't stop:)
      Sounds fun!

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    3. Never stop at my sea
      At least for now with my book tree

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  15. Quite a busy person you are
    to add another book at your bay
    this one looks like it could be equally good
    that's all I have to say :
    Congrats!

    betty

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    1. haha glad it looks grand
      Works for my land

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  16. The three-headed dog looks pretty vile. So the ghosts are the good guys is a good turn about.

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    1. Yeah a turn around with the ghosts
      Helping out the hosts

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  17. While Atlas holds up the world, the cat is free to escape with the help of ghosts. Poor guy.

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    1. Yeah he is stuck
      Really crap outta luck

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  18. A fart-filled book
    In which to look
    And breathe fresh air
    When ghosts are there
    Truedessa saves the day again
    You've added another fun one to your den.

    Congratulations, Pat!

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    1. A fart here and there
      With a little cat hair
      Helps save the day
      Another book is never far away

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  19. Ok, you had me with the sparkly farts and I giggled myself silly through the rest. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Those sparkly farts are sure a win
      I have to give that tale a spin

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  20. I am so glad Kathy told me to visit you!!
    I giggled my way through the post!! LOL! :D

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    1. haha glad it was fun
      Thanks for giving it a run

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  21. I guess the sparkles would make the fart not quite so bad. That did make us laugh too. Great post. Take care.

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    1. haha yeah make a fart interesting at least
      Whether from man or beast

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  22. Let the wind float to the sky
    Lest from the smell
    We all should die

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  23. Fart demon? oh that is not good. lol

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  24. orlin N cassie... we iz mega late in gettin heer ta say hi ...sew conga ratz two yur dad on book 873 !!! ♥

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    1. Not that high yet
      But one day it may be met

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  25. A sparkle fart and demon fart would be an interesting combination, But I wouldn't want to be in that lair. For it's sure to have some very bad air!

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    1. Yeah the perfect trap
      To scare away or capture any chap

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  26. A three headed dog? Oh no. I have problems with our hound who only has one head.

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    1. Three would be tough to feed
      As they grow like a weed

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    1. Thanks a ton
      Always fun to give it a run

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  28. The tail!! That's gotta cause dismay. Better watch your back, oh wait... I guess he should have watched his, ahahhahahahhaha

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    1. haha yeah the demon should have watched his
      With his farting biz

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  29. Sparkly farts make a stinky plot,
    But the real scoop that is not,
    Your book count is going berserk;
    Congrats on this with gorgeous artwork!

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    1. haha getting up there
      Here at my lair

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  30. congrats on yet another new book

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    1. The new ones always come
      From my little rhyming bum

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  31. A new one
    under your sun!
    Lay off the gluten and take a probiotic
    I know it sounds robotic
    but it may end your gas
    and you can relax at last.
    haha.

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    1. lol that stuff doesn't go near me
      But the broccoli can cause gas with glee

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  32. Congrats on the new release!
    (And by that I mean the new book - not a fart joke.) :)

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    1. haha no fart joke
      As the stink can make one choke

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  33. Sparkly Farts!? Do they smell like marshmallows too!?

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    1. They just may
      Could roast at your bay

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  34. Congrats on yet another book, sure to be a success.

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  35. i got completely distracted by the thought
    of trudessa cracking a sparkly fart...

    i am sure the potty talk will make children
    seek out the fart demon...and maybe try to fart glitter
    themselves...which should send this book
    right off the shelves....

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    1. haha a book like that
      Would sure be on every mat
      As they stare
      And give a sparkly fart dare

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  36. Cerebrus, the three-headed dog
    Best watch out for a stinky fog
    Sparkly farts would be a great book
    I bet it would be a sell-out at your nook

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    1. Gonna have to do it
      Could be the umm shit

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  37. Oh no - farts melding together
    my grandson would enjoy that.
    Smiles!

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    1. haha farts are a hit
      Can cause a laughing fit

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  38. I wish my farts were sparkly. I do tell my husband mine smell like roses though

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    1. Well at least you admit to it
      When you do it a bit

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  39. Okay, I'm laughing. Nothing like a little farting humor this time of year to make all of us merrier.

    Have a wonderful season and let's hope farting is part of the festivities.

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    1. haha I bet it will be
      Hope a great season is had by thee

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