Saturday, December 27, 2014

Think People Don't Care? I Beg To Differ At My Lair!

Why would one beg to differ anyway? The cat doesn't beg at his bay. The cat takes what he likes and off he goes. Just another saying that brings things to new lows. So on with the show and now away we go.

Poor pitiful me.
No one cares at my sea.
I'm so sad.
No caring is had.

There is an easy fix.
Here are my top picks.
The cat will help pitiful you,
Maybe you'll get a clue.

Don't pay a bill.
Let your account fill.
Bill collectors will be on the phone.
They will sure care at the tone.

Walk down the street,
And dance to a beat.
Do it in the nude.
Caring will come with attitude.

Go to a self help guy.
You can jump really high.
All about me me me.
He'll care about you for money.

Take out an ad in the paper.
Wait! That's an ancient caper.
Use Craiglist or the like.
Many a weirdo will take a caring hike.

Answer an email from King Abubu.
You'll make friends you never knew.
At least until the well is dry.
Then you may sit and cry.

Just answer the door,
When bible thumpers come to your shore.
Woweee! They really care.
Donate everything at your lair.

Or just go get a pet.
There is a safe bet.
Easy as can be,
You'll become a slave at your sea.

Now the poor pitiful me,
Can easily flee.
Could wind up broke or in jail,
But no longer will you wail.

Weren't those great tips? Now you can board plenty of ships. The poor pitiful me can take a hike. You can find people that will care and like. There is a whole mass. I am just such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

66 comments:

  1. "The cat takes what he likes and off he goes"
    Good policy just not to bother and he moves
    Without a word
    That is absurd
    Now he is still in one piece he can loudly boast

    Hank

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    1. He can boast and run
      As he has tons of fun

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    2. ho ho ho Merry christmas ho ho ho

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    3. Ummm a little late
      Is your fate

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    4. Mmm I think he had too much work:)

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    5. lol..Santa you are two days late
      oh no what will be your fate...

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    6. haha yeah he could have been busy
      Or flying around the world made him dizzy

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  2. Your tips were so grand for self-pity
    To feel beautiful, loved and so witty
    Just pay at your shore
    Or they head straight for the door
    And you become a self-pity witty broke kitty

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    1. haha a self pity witty broke kitty
      Would end up in an alley in the city
      That would be bad
      So no self pity is had

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  3. Oh yea, the world is full of caring people MOL!

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    1. lol they care while bare
      A scary affair

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  4. Self-help - they help themselves first. Usually to our cash.

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  5. Yeah, don't pay a bill and they'll care alright

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    1. They'll be at your door
      Or repo you forever more

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    2. repo girls care
      at each and every lair!
      We just say, "Sorry,
      I have to take your lorry!"
      hahaha....

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    3. haha a thief in the night
      Repoing out of sight

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  6. King Abubu always wants to be my friend

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    1. Seems he gets around
      Everywhere he can be found

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  7. Yeah, that's how I became a slave at my sea!

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    1. A slave all are
      With pets near and far

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  8. Ha walk in the nude and a policeman will care about that dude!

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    1. That they would
      Can claim insanity though at your hood

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  9. I'd love to take a pet -
    not allowed at my mat :(

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    1. Hmmm time to move to a new one
      Then a pet can have fun

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  10. My mom got Mormons at her door awhile back. Said one of them got pretty mad when she starting giggling

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    1. lol they take their bible thumping seriously indeed
      I don't even go to the door when near my feed

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    2. They got mad?
      No sense of humor allowed.

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    3. Guess not
      They suffer from brain rot

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  11. Yep, get a pet. You won't have enough time to be lonely because you'll be feeding, cleaning, buying toys, playing, cleaning, sharing your food and more cleaning. lol

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    1. That sums it up well
      As they run around and raise hell

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  12. A self help guy sounds a bit scary
    Especially when he's kinds hairy
    Keep him at your bay
    Forever... starting today

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    1. I'll pitch him in the sea
      Then he'll leave me be

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  13. I've been a slave to pets for as long as I can remember. One is never bored with creatures roaming around the pad leaving fur balls and nose prints everywhere!

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    1. Nope, there is always something to do
      Especially when you have more than a few

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  14. I will both enjoy winter AND smash a printer. Thanks for the suggestion.

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    1. Smash it to bits at your sea
      And make sure to tape it and show it to me

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  15. some of these tips I liked
    and some I could do without
    walking down the street with no clothes
    would scare lots of people and make them shout!

    betty

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    1. lol well they will care
      One way or another as they stare

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  16. The cat takes what he likes
    tells everyone to take a hike
    repo man is waiting for your bike
    maybe, just give him a trike
    strutting nude Pat might like
    enjoying some verse open mike

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    1. Pat can't go nude at the other sea
      Have to wait until we are back at our tree
      Repo away as well
      Debt free is swell

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    2. Debt free
      is the way to be
      there at your sea

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    3. That it is
      Even with the unconventional biz lol

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  17. Well if it were a tad warmer
    And not with rain teeming
    I might dance à la nude
    And ignore the screaming!

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    1. lol summer will be here
      Then you can do it and shake your rear
      look a pic too
      No more ugly B for you

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    2. Yup, time for a picture to show
      So Suza you would know
      Big Orange B
      Is sad to see

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    3. Yeah sad indeed to see
      But gives blogger aka google glee

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  18. Hate those damn bible thumpers at the door. They have a hard time understanding what GET LOST MEANS. On day one came to my Dads door ... he offered them some booze and they left in a haste.

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    1. lmao that is a good thing to try
      To make them fly

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  19. You are such a helpful caring little...ahem. Loved the bible thumpers one. The Jehovah's witnesses sicced themselves on my non-rhyming ass one year. Things got a bit ugly on my front porch.

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    1. Ahem you say
      Ass can't be on display? lol
      Yeah they won't shut up
      Crazy as a butt sniffing pup

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  20. Oooh, I hate the sales and bible thumpers coming to the door. Thankfully, I can switch my security camera on real quick now when I hear the doorbell so I can see who is out there and don't open the door anymore. Plus, they tend to leave in a hurry when they hear 2 large boxers slamming against the door trying to get out at them.

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    1. haha the pups make quick work of such a pest
      Good to know the security camera makes all pass a test

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  21. Naked and dancing and jumping would surely get me arrested,
    Not sure I can do what the cat suggested!

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    1. haha just go to a nude beach
      Where the cops are out of reach

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  22. Ha! You're definitely right, there is some caring going on, no matter the situation, lolol

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    1. Yep, there is always someone
      Even if away from them you want to run

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