Saturday, December 13, 2014

Umm Okay, That Game Two Can Play!

The cat was looking at his stats the other day, have to keep track of the search engine nuts to use at my bay, and Canadians visited me less then British Indian Ocean Territory people I will confess. Umm errr okay. Never even knew there was such a bay.

British Indian Ocean Territory is there.
They come and stare.
They stop at my lair.
What do I care.

Let them come and go.
Fine by my show.
But I want a territory too.
Seems easy enough to do.

I'll pick a reef in the ocean,
One that has no commotion,
Then stick a flag on it.
Or a bag, but we already did that bit.

The cat will name it Orlinia.
Beats something like Cassiopeia.
That woman gets to hang upside down.
That must make her frown.

But wait! That is too plain.
I have to bored the territory train.
Orlinia Atlantic Ocean Territory.
It will show off in all its glory.

There you can fish all day.
You can swim in the bay.
Even make friends with sharks.
Watch it, they can leave marks.

You can sit on my nice rocks.
None of them have locks.
They may cause some hurt to your feet,
And maybe your rump when you take a seat.

But that is just fine.
You can enjoy the kingdom of the feline.
There is even a money tree.
To bad it is money from Monopoly.

But hey, it is there.
Come and visit my lair.
I need tourists to bring in the dough.
There isn't much industry there you know.

For a limited time, like forever, you can get there,
For $8649.22 for a pair.
Come visit Orlinia Atlantic Ocean Territory,
You'll go home with quite the story.

Now don't you want to visit Orlinia Atlantic Ocean Territory today? I get my very own bay. All thanks to British Indian Ocean Territory people stalking me. I hope they have a bigger rock to stand on in the sea. If it does not have much mass they can come and join the territory of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

65 comments:

  1. "Come visit Orlinia Atlantic Ocean Territory"
    Right in the middle of the ocean all too happy
    No likely disturbance
    Maintain the balance
    None the bother all carefree and great to be!

    Hank

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    1. No one there
      To get in your hair
      Or make you swear
      Can run around bare

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  2. I'm sure the BIOTs will enjoy the mention
    As you give your territory rendition.
    Your flags could be your headers here.
    A new one each day for a year!

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    1. Hey, maybe they'll get fame
      That is a fine claim
      But I'd need 340 more or so
      For each day a new one to blow

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  3. Is there an off season when the rates are lower?

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    1. We are always on
      No off season will dawn

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  4. There's too much water involved!

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    1. May get a little wet
      Sure could put off some pet

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  5. Orlinia, I like that name
    It may even bring you fame
    What's the beef, where's your reef
    Could one float there on a leaf
    Or pay the fare you suggested for two
    For cats the beach is all one big loo

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    1. Have to watch where you step
      Slow or with pep
      If something goes between your toes
      You may smell it up to your nose

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  6. Hmmm, British Indian Ocean Territory....have never seen that on a map. Time for planning another trip to a place that is probably very hip!

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    1. haha yeah neither have I
      No idea why they visit my rhyming sky

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  7. Hmm. I've been thinking about a vacation...

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    1. There you are
      Although once there, you can't go very far

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  8. I'll come visit. I'm always up for a good vacation. :)

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    1. Even if it costs that much?
      Might also be tax and such

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    2. Money means nothing when you're just saying and not really going. ;)

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    3. haha that is very true
      Imagining it comes due

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  9. We like Brian's comment. Way too much water for us, even the ones that like water would me over whelmed. Have a great day.

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    1. Yeah there would be a ton
      Most cats find that no fun

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  10. Hey, Pat! OAOT ~ what a fun idea. Being that it's an Atlantic Territory, you got the sore feet and rump spot on! I get a lot of hits from the Ukraine, of all places. Have a great day at your personal bay!

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    1. The Ukraine people love you
      Hmmm what did you do?

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  11. Orlinia - porto franco bay
    where any bargain
    imagination pays...

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    1. Can make your own tent
      Rocks may make all get bent

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  12. Sit on your nice rocks?
    Hmmm... what an invitation!
    Could be naughty or nice
    Depending on the implication

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  13. I think the cat needs his own island, rhyme town

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  14. $8649.22 for a pair
    Does it matter if I have receding hair?
    $8649.22.... well, it really ain't that much
    If you're a sheik with the midas touch

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    1. Yeah the rich guys will come
      I'll kick them in the bum
      Rob them blind
      Leaving them in a bind

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    2. Well, the rich guy can pay the $8649.00
      and I will pay the .22 cents & away we go

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    3. 22 cents is all it is worth
      With rocks giving birth

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    4. 22 cents is the gong fee
      for a monopoly money tree
      why can't things just be free
      that would bring much glee

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    5. Free would be nice
      But even then there's always a price

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  15. And you have at least one person from Las Vegas too. lol

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  16. It could be fun at your bay
    especially if you paid those who came to stay
    I think we should all have a territory
    maybe if we did, we would have less worry

    betty

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    1. That we just may
      Until it came time to eat at our bay

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  17. And one from Australia matey!

    Interesting where our visitors pop in from for sure.
    Whatever shore, we want more! (Er, i'll stick to prose!)

    I wish you every good wish for Christmas and the New Year!

    Denise :)

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    1. Hope you have a grand one too
      And yeah weird where some come from to view

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  18. Pat, you and the crew are getting know everywhere.

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    1. Everywhere we go
      A stalking the world will come high and low

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  19. That's a terrible name for a group of islands.

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    1. Yeah long winded to
      Need something new

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  20. I will go visit the cat's island paradise
    as long as there are no parasites
    if bitten that might just paralyze

    $8649.22 is a great expense
    can I just pay the 22 cents..haha

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    1. lol is paradise rocks?
      Might get a few shocks
      But there are flat rocks, pointy rocks and big rocks
      And they don't have locks

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    2. Hmm rocks you say at your bay
      many various types you say
      would I be shocked at this display

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    3. Shocked at rocks
      Only if a boat docks

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    1. The mailing address would be killer
      No room for filler

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  22. The British Indian Ocean territory people are probably all your spammers

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    1. haha you never know
      A spamming they could go

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  23. I'd visit Orlinia Atlantic Ocean Territory over Bora Bora any day. Sounds like they place to be anyway :)

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    1. The cat has it down
      He may even create a town

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  24. Really enjoyed this Pat, after going through hell these past weeks I could do with a vacation.

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    1. A vacation would be nice
      But they cost a big price

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