Theresa, what do you think of carolers at your door? Singing is quite the chore.
Must easier to call them a dipshit in my head and walk away
Damn, you are mean. Stephanie Faris do you make such a scene?
People are just SO rude! I have always believed it's better to be polite than rude...but apparently other people don't feel that way!
That is one big SO. Betsy, can you add your like of snow?
Yes, but I really am right!
Are you still on that? What a dingbat. Robyn, got a gift that will make your spirit lift?
"Women veginas"? Are there "men veginas" too?
Hmmm err umm okay! Brian, can you answer her for us at your bay?
...with a swollen head
Damn, that has got to hurt. Truedessa, are you that crazy or just alert?
so tell me where does everyone belong
as the wrongs, don't like the rights
maybe, there is hope in the light
Hope in a Christmas tree? Yep, you are crazy. Rosey, any words of wisdom so far on those at our bar?
I'm going to refrain out of good taste for what I thought of for one of them
Damn, she thinks one of the above is, we can't spoil her secret biz. Snowcatcher, did you catch snow? How does that go?
Might as well be a can of worms.
I guess she wants to go fishing. Marg, what are you wishing?
Hope everyone has a fantastic Monday
Umm a day late and a dollar short? Brian the cat, anything to report?
I needed to call FartBusters!
Did you really have to share? Hank, what makes this season rare?
No, that is every day. Eddie, care to add to the dismay?
Pardon me if I say "shit"
I've just had an almighty fit
Wrong email I have used again
Sorry to be such a pain . . . . lol
This is supposed to be PG you know. At least no wanker came to our show. Manzanita have anything on your mind? You don't have to be kind.
Go, Vacuum Heads, you spoil the day
Who knew those nozzles had such power. Elsie, any good cheer you wish to shower?
I better start eating my vegetables
so I can have something healthy to call
my region down below
to think right now I just called her Moe
We hope Moe is okay this holiday. Alex, ready to have your say?
I think it means something other than a female vegan
Still trying to help Robyn out? Do the Tabbies of Trout Towne have anything to shout?
we dunno bout ewe guys... but we iz damn thanx full ta lurn other catz fartz bee stinkin two
I guess you and Brian need to call Fartbusters together. Gloria, don't you love this weather?
Ah Betsy dear you are stressed remember??
How nice of thee thinking about poor Betsy. Mary, have you any final words that are good for birds?
You never know what rock they are hiding under
Be one flat bird. Betty, is this absurd?
seems totally weird to me
See, you all scared her away. Anne, prove there is cheer this holiday.
blow jobs r us
oh what bad taste
Hmm well that can bring some cheer. Sherry, did that cause fear?
I take it that is a yes. Optimistic, anything to confess?
Better you than me, for sure
Seeing these makes me feel impure
Well you aren't supposed to watch. After this I need a scotch. Who knew Optimistic was a peeper? And so ends another edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo that is a keeper.
Wow, you guys really let all hang loose. That might embarrass even a dead Christmas goose. At least that takes skill. But nice of you to add to the Whoopdi Friggin Doo rumor mill. Now I will go wash in mass, I feel like a dirty little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.