Saturday, January 24, 2015

A Little One Way There On Display!

Ever notice how Americans, and Canadians, are so scared of a naked view? Like it is some bid bad thing coming due. Yeah, some may be scary and some may be too hairy, but oh friggin no! It's what you already have at your show.

You can murder and maim,
No need to keep it tame.
Let Rambo shoot and kill,
It just brings a thrill.

Let barf worthy Saw,
Barf as in making such trash should be against the law,
And its 50 sequels come due.
Killing a bazillion every which way up the gazoo.

That is all fine and dandy.
Hey, there can even be killer candy.
But then oh no!
An ass is about to show.

That just can't be.
That is so scary.
I can't see mine,
Unless you are a feline,

So it is so rare.
I don't want to see it's glare.
Whether pale, tanned or otherwise,
Hide that and the thighs.

Man boobs are okay.
We don't need to look away.
Maybe its a magic trick?
Until, yikes, they whip out the umm wick.

Not that it is something I wish to see,
But again, whoopie.
If you are of age to watch it,
Then your eyes have taken such a hit.

Either you have one of your own,
Or seen one when you umm err are alone.
So again, oh friggin no!
It is such a scary show.

Then comes the best ever.
The bed sheet is so clever.
It blocks everything when she walks away.
But oh yes, our film is true to life, they say.

Bed sheets must get lots of action.
Damn, they must end up in traction.
Getting ripped off the bed,
To cover things below the head.

Again, if able to watch you've seen,
But still people whine it is obscene.
That just can't be.
Nakedness is oh so scary.

And what does it come back to?
At least sometimes in view.
Lazy ass parents who whine when their kids watch it,
Because they use the TV as a babysitter and then pitch a fit.

North America can blow things away but far be it for an ass or something to be on display. That is just oh so wrong. Not that it is needed at all for a movie to be strong. But if it fits within the movie and not just thrown in for this and that, then whoopdi friggin doo says the cat. Animals are burdened with seeing naked humans every day, about time you got the same display. Not like it hasn't been seen in mass. At least that is the rant from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

65 comments:

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    1. Perfect 10 twice over
      # 20 to savor!

      Hank

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    2. And twice over twenty, forty is the stage
      Do it again, you'l be all the rage

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    3. 40 must be done now
      Or manzi may have a cow lol

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    4. Thanks Manzi
      It sounds easy!

      Hank

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    5. Why not 100 in a row
      Triple digits will show lol

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  2. "But still people whine it is obscene"
    Pretending to be prude not to be seen
    It is something very natural
    Nature lovers say no quarrels
    To each his own avoid making a scene!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah whoopdi doo
      Is all I say at my zoo
      Seen one, seen em all
      There at your hall

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  3. Butts and asses, soot and ashes
    Humans get into such clashes
    Do they know why they cover this spot
    If not, please sign upon the dot
    I know why gentle folk are squemish
    Why they get ornery and so steamish
    But the truth I will not tell
    Keep on playing Farmer-in-the-dell

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    1. Will not spill
      Why they get so ill
      Are those worms crawling within
      Making all think it a sin

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  4. Bed sheets always get lots of action,
    when used creatively at any age,
    build igloo, wrap mummy,
    below and higher, be sage
    of the stage interaction.

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    1. haha can make a tent
      Pitch it and forget rent

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  5. cats run around naked all the time
    and everyone thinks that's fine! :)

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    1. Yeah no issues at all
      Even lick their arses in the hall

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  6. I'm all for more naked women!
    Yeah, we're rather conservative about nudity here. Maybe a better word is prude.
    Although I really don't want to see any naked guy parts, thanks.

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    1. Prude may be the best word indeed
      Don't want to see any such parts at my feed
      But oh well if I do
      But I'll take naked women too

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    1. I wouldn't say America is conservative about it, just hypocritical. Most of the people who complain are older women, who love those romance novels

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    2. haha yeah that is the case
      They would rather imagine than embrace

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  8. I do like under the bed and over the bed too!

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    1. Under over and through
      If a hole in the mattress comes due

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  9. Those Puritans certainly got the US off on a prudish and righteous start. Murder and mayhem show up everywhere, and no one bats an eye. Just think of the Super Bowl and all the violence, but what gets remembered: Wardrobe Malfunction. I love how you expose these disconnects. Watch out for naked cats!

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    1. haha yeah through all their penetrations and what have you
      The wardrobe malfunction is what stays in the minds view

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  10. There is certainly a more conservative attitude here in North America, than in other parts of the world. I wonder what the Puritans would've thought about hairless, naked cats.

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    1. Probably would have thrown a fit
      Oh no, more nakedness to ad to it

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  11. May are very up tight about it. Prude is the correct term

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    1. Many are indeed
      Butt clenchers at their uptight feed

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  12. I don't think that its scary, but I do think its a matter of keeping to yourself. Mine is mine to see and I certainly don't want to see others, especially if it involves man boobs. Haha

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    1. lol man boobs are as scary as can be
      No need to see them at any sea

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    1. Yep, ridiculous as can be
      Violence is grand but nudity is scary

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  14. And if they do show a lot of skin, it always seems to be the female form that gets a full showing and seldom the man.

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    1. Yep, that always seems to be the way too
      Can show most men wrote them at their movie zoo

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  15. I agree, it's totally ridiculous.

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    1. Yep more than a bit
      But many still hiss and spit

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  16. its funny i used to think nothing of it,
    i think it is part of the nature of the beast
    what what all the lurkers that want pictures
    or touches...our monsters...scare us a bit...

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    1. True, there are all the damn lurkers and scaries out there
      They sure can make one want to beware

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    1. If it makes sense give it a go
      Fine by me at my show

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  18. Don't mind more of it if it is part of the story ~ We shouldn't hype it up as its nature's way ~

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    1. Yeah just to do it as a thrill
      Is as dumb as randomly chopping the head off some guy name Bill lol

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  19. Not into nudity at my sea,
    Don't care if others want to see;
    I just steer away if it's not my bag,
    Otherwise you might see me gag.

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    1. haha nasty to watch you gag
      Better off go playing tag

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  20. Its okay if it is an occasional view
    don't want it all through the show
    unless it has something to do with the plot
    then I say its a go.

    betty

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    1. Yeah not just to show it for the sake of doing it
      But a plot point is fine bit by bit

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  21. It's mind blowing how violence is shown in so many movies, computer games etc. and nobody worries about it, but then when there's even a hint of nakedness people go crazy. There's something really wrong about that, I think. Great post!

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    1. Yep, people are really out to lunch with it
      Even a hint and they go off and have a fit

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  22. Ha ha.....animals definitely see naked humans every day. They don't bat an eye. They are wiser than humans for whom nakedness is a very big deal!!! Smiles.

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    1. lmao yep animals sure are wiser in many ways
      As humans run around one big maze

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  23. "Most of the people who complain are older women"?
    Ha! I think not
    Mostly it's those who harp on family values
    While caring less about people getting shot

    By all means let's show death and destruction
    And things no human should have to view
    But cover up all that nature gave us
    To protect the eyes of a precious few

    ARGH! Don't get me started, Cat!

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    1. haha got you ranting once more
      Oh what the cat can do at his shore
      Family values and pta nuts
      Who talk out their butts
      Death is a okay
      But a bare butt, no way

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  24. I'm all for covering up the parts and pieces, there are just some things I don't want to see. :) Now I'm remembering an old fisherman in Palm Beach who thought he was 'hot.' ew ew ew EW Yes, def. some things should remain concealed...and I'm not talking weapons. ;)

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    1. lmao yeah old fishermen are not something i wish to see
      Eww eww eww times three

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  25. Rather pathetic how prudish some are

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  26. Speaking of One Way..
    Not long after I met my Husband, he got himself a drink of water. I told him they named streets after him. He looked at me like he didn't understand.
    I told him they named streets one way!

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    1. lol that was a good one
      I wouldn't have clued in until it was done

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  27. haha...at least they just turn red
    instead of stoning someone to death.

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    1. haha that is true
      Unlike nuts at anther countries zoo

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  28. People were in an uproar because they showed Jax's ass on Sons of Anarchy. They forgot to get in a huffy about the drugs, gun running, murder and profanity though. I'd much rather see his ass ;)

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    1. haha yeah you'd think they'd get a grip
      NYPD blue already let the bare ass rip

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