Ever notice how Americans, and Canadians, are so scared of a naked view? Like it is some bid bad thing coming due. Yeah, some may be scary and some may be too hairy, but oh friggin no! It's what you already have at your show.
You can murder and maim,
No need to keep it tame.
Let Rambo shoot and kill,
It just brings a thrill.
Let barf worthy Saw,
Barf as in making such trash should be against the law,
And its 50 sequels come due.
Killing a bazillion every which way up the gazoo.
That is all fine and dandy.
Hey, there can even be killer candy.
But then oh no!
An ass is about to show.
That just can't be.
That is so scary.
I can't see mine,
Unless you are a feline,
So it is so rare.
I don't want to see it's glare.
Whether pale, tanned or otherwise,
Hide that and the thighs.
Man boobs are okay.
We don't need to look away.
Maybe its a magic trick?
Until, yikes, they whip out the umm wick.
Not that it is something I wish to see,
But again, whoopie.
If you are of age to watch it,
Then your eyes have taken such a hit.
Either you have one of your own,
Or seen one when you umm err are alone.
So again, oh friggin no!
It is such a scary show.
Then comes the best ever.
The bed sheet is so clever.
It blocks everything when she walks away.
But oh yes, our film is true to life, they say.
Bed sheets must get lots of action.
Damn, they must end up in traction.
Getting ripped off the bed,
To cover things below the head.
Again, if able to watch you've seen,
But still people whine it is obscene.
That just can't be.
Nakedness is oh so scary.
And what does it come back to?
At least sometimes in view.
Lazy ass parents who whine when their kids watch it,
Because they use the TV as a babysitter and then pitch a fit.
North America can blow things away but far be it for an ass or something to be on display. That is just oh so wrong. Not that it is needed at all for a movie to be strong. But if it fits within the movie and not just thrown in for this and that, then whoopdi friggin doo says the cat. Animals are burdened with seeing naked humans every day, about time you got the same display. Not like it hasn't been seen in mass. At least that is the rant from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.