Thursday, January 22, 2015

Another Year To View What Comes Due!

Another year another bunch of movies that will come due. But what is there to view? I guess we shall see with another year to come in movies from me.

The movie of the year will be,
The Avengers: Age of Ultron, at least for me.
The crappiest one of the year?
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 will strike fear.

Star Wars Episode 7 comes near the end,
Hopefully it bucks the crap trend.
Jurassic World is back.
The dinos again go on the attack.

"I'll be back" will be heard.
Even if Terminator: Genisys turns out to be a turd.
Speaking of turds, The Fantastic Four,
Will mostly likely go on the turd tour.

But some of you can get your thrill,
As Magic Mike XXL makes me ill.
Ted 2, do you have to ask?.
Greed is up to the sequel task.

Pixels actually has a fun premise to it.
But it could be like any other recent Sandler umm shit.
Assassins Creed will continue the video game crap,
Adding another turd on the game to movie map.

Mission Impossible 5 jumps on your couch.
I guess nothing is impossible with a magic pouch?
Fast and Furious 7 is back in play.
Cars race the streets around L.A.

Mad Max: Fury Road finally shows.
After so much reshoots and money woes.
Goosebumps comes back into the light.
RL Stine's bank account will gain height.

Kung Fu Panda 3 is at hand.
Kung Fu and noodles are so grand?
Monster Trucks sounds umm trucky.
I bet it won't be ducky.

Ant-Man will shrink down.
Will it leave one with a smile or frown?
Insurgent is at play.
Free thinkers want their say.

The Jungle Book comes due.
And Cinderalla does too.
Disney films with real people,
Becoming another repeat steeple.

Ready to see them all? Hopefully not Paul Blart at your hall. The cat will only judge you a bit if you see that umm spit. Any you are going to see that were missed by me? Sequels sure abound once more. But some deserve an encore. Now this year's movies have come to pass and you have been updated by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

91 comments:

  1. No Paul Blart for me.
    Age of Ultron is the most anticipated for me. Starting to get hopes for Star Wars, but trying to keep that in check. At least Lucas doesn't have a hand in it anymore.

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    1. Yeah avoid that Paul Blart crap
      Ultron is tops on my list while Star Wars hopefully doesn't fall into the prequel trap

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  2. so many sequels make my head spin
    but, I wonder if any will be a big win
    Insurgent I will most likely see
    as the fight continues to be free

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    1. Ultron will be big
      Enough money to by everyone in the word a wig

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  3. Movies movies everywhere and not a drop to drink
    Oops wrong metaphor and it's later than you think
    Most movies I don't understand, my life's so far behind
    Movies that I get the gist are the most simple I can find

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    1. Simple can work
      If they are a perk
      Easy to follow
      Hopefully not hollow

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  4. Gees, the latest Hobbit flick
    I've yet to see at my creek
    (with southern pronunciation, you see,
    just to get another rhyme from me)

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    1. I have yet to see it too
      Gonna get all three and watch them at my zoo

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  5. cool the Terminator will be back!
    hopefully won't cause a wreck :)

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    1. No wreck to be had
      As it may just be bad

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  6. Usually the best part is the popcorn
    As sequels leave us feeling forlorn. Ha.

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    1. Yep, sequels usually suck
      As they take your buck

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  7. That's a lot of movies, I probably won't see.
    None of them sound appealing to me.

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  8. Probably won't see any of these listed
    We rarely see a flick
    unless it is on Redbook months later
    does that make us a hick?

    betty

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    1. Just means you have better things to do
      At least hopefully at your zoo haha

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  9. Age of Ultron I will see...
    Gotta get another peep at Loki!

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    1. He's not in it much
      But sure enough to foil plans and such

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  10. I am kind of looking forward to seeing conclusion to the Hunger Games series and for Mockingjay Part 1 to come out on DVD. Loved the first two movies and loved the whole series of the books. I have read the series several time and love them. Nothing on your list really appeals to me much so I think I am safe there. LOL

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    1. Never read or watched those here
      Never appealed to my rhyming rear
      Good you are safe from the crap
      Like Paul Blart that will come and flap

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  11. Movies come and go/That's the rule, that's the show/Some with villains, some with coppers/some with heroes, some with robbers. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That they do
      As the hero comes into view
      More often than not
      That's the plot

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  12. I had NO IDEA they were making this: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Ai-yi-yi!
    I'm fairly certain that story needs to die,
    I still need to see Wild,
    About the journey to adulthood from a child,
    I know it came out last year,
    But I don't get out much I fear!

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    1. Yep, sadly it is being made
      More brain cells will fade
      You don't get out much you say?
      Damn, from your blog doesn't look that way haha

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  13. Assassin's Creed is actually going to be a movie? The only way I'd watch that is if Ezio assassinates Paul Blart. And then takes out Adam Sandler... just because.

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    1. That would be well worth watching just for that
      As all video game movies are already scat

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  14. Thanks for the review of what's coming. I'd forgotten about some of them. I wonder when the superhero stories will get old. But I'm excited about Abrams doing the new Star Wars. *crosses fingers*

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    1. Hopefully he will do a good job on it
      Not sure when they'll be done with each superhero hit

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  15. Ant Man is being made into a movie? I thought the comic was silly, and now this?

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    1. Yep, should be interesting to see how it is done
      Could be a dud or could be fun

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  16. "Another year another bunch of movies that will come due"
    Quite an array some familiar sequels offering somewhat new
    Familiar territory
    Choices are easy
    Impacting on 'movie times' and poetry creation for all that few

    Hank

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    1. familiar is the name of the game
      To those who seek fame

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  17. An awful lot of repeats coming! Some I look forward to, some not so much.

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    1. Yeah some not so much indeed
      Unneeded at any feed

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  18. The Avengers: Age of Ultron will probably be the movie of the year too for me.

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    1. Yep, that one will win out
      As it has the clout

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  19. I'm wondering how that Cinderella movie might be. It's always interesting to see how real people play the parts.

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    1. Yeah they are really cashing in on those
      As the fairy tale to real people grows

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  20. oh really... jungle book... that sounds interesting... i don't go that much to the movies but want to see Wild this or next week

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    1. That one I've heard much about indeed
      Here at my feed

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  21. Ha, people's tastes in movies really vary. I'd much rather see a Disney film that another Magic Mike. Ha ha. I walked out of that movie after ten minutes. Smiles.

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    1. haha no stripper dancing for you
      There at your zoo

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  22. That sure is a lot of leftovers served up fresh!

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    1. Yep, served up on a plate
      Hoping many will take the bait

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  23. Uh-oh! I like Kevin James, so I was thinking that was the only movie I'd want to see out of that list. I burned out on action movies in the 90s, so mostly when I go to the movies now, it's for a comedy.

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    1. Comedy is a good choice indeed
      But no more Paul Blarts should ever take seed

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  24. Well, thanks for the reviews! Now the human says she has no need to go see them :)

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    1. Easy as can be
      Saves time too at your sea

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  25. I'm hoping the new Jurassic is decent.

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  26. I am looking forward to Cinderella and Jungle Book. The rest I'll pass on. Never did see Mall Cop 1, so 2 isn't even on my radar.

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    1. Good to have off your radar
      Better off rolling in tar

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  27. Movies...
    I find mine,
    sometimes
    the current one
    distracts - it's fine.

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    1. A distraction is good
      There at your hood

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  28. I haven't seen all of those yet. but I won't even try to watch that mall cop movie. Looks dumb as heck.

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  29. Age of ultron will be the best of the year

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  30. Hoping Star Wars will turn out great

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    1. We shall see
      When it comes to be

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    2. me too

      though hopefully no Jar Jar

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    3. Good old Jar Jar
      Needs to be turned to tar tar

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  31. orlin N cassie....de food serviss gurl iz SEW up ta date on mewvies....

    that de last time her bee in a thee aturr...her saw:

    the 6th sense

    uh.....

    two oh uz in trout towne wuz knot even BORN yet...N boomerz just a guess that him wuz.....

    faaaaaaaaaaa.....gram paw dude wuz onlee 7 ♥♥♥


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    1. lol wow she sure get there a lot
      She should know every single plot err umm not

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  32. Bring on the dinosaurs!!!!!! I can't wait! Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Dinos return
      Eating off toilets at every turn

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    2. That's one of my all time favorite scenes! LOL!

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    3. lol a dino and a loo
      Who knew

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  33. Fingers crossed Star Wars will be good.

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  34. I know - so many sequels ~ I hope Mad Max will be good ~ And there's also a reboot to TV series like Heroes Reborn, I hope its much better than the ending seasons ~

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    1. Not holding my breath on that one
      Heroes can't get much worse than its last run

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  35. Oh my gosh . . . this was like the best thing ever to stumble upon today! Tooo funny! I'm looking forward to The Avengers for sure :-)

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    1. The Avengers is the one
      That should be the most fun

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  36. Never saw any of the originals
    So doubt I will see these
    Oh - I did see Jurassic Park
    But nothing else in my trees

    Saw American Sniper and Into the Woods
    This past week online
    May see a couple more
    Before Oscar time

    Won the pool several times at work
    Even though I never saw the flicks
    So this year if I watch them
    Will probably lose all my sticks

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    1. haha winning and never saw a one
      Good guesser with each run?
      Or do you cheat
      Use the internet then hit delete

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    2. Sometimes I'm a good guesser
      Sometimes I go online
      But that's not cheating
      It's education at my vine!

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    3. Education it can be
      As more knowledge is given to thee

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  37. Very excited for The Avengers, Star Wars and Jurassic World. The rest I'm very indifferent to.

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    1. Hopefully those three will be great
      Will make a ton at ay rate

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  38. I like the Disney Movies with people. I thought Maleficent was really good.

    Hubby says I have terrible taste in movies. phft. To each his own, I say. :)

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    1. To each their own indeed
      But I may agree with him at my feed lol

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  39. I don't watch a lot of movies. I am more of a reality ho.

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