So just like the magic day is nonsense in every way, the cat thought he would see what other fiction is around that is believed by those with less brain cells than a hound. That may be in insult to the hound and their barking sound.
"The food I eat doesn't matter."
Yep, you can just sit and get fatter.
"GMOs are safe because scientist who are paid by the creators say so."
Wow, don't you want to go chow down on some GMO?
"Mercury in vaccines is oh so safe to use."
Hey, it said it was on the news.
"The news speaks the truth."
So does my 110 year old aunt with no memory, Ruth.
"Swallowing fluoride is so good for you."
Yep, they studied it in Africa so it has to be true.
"Cell phone radiation does nothing at all."
So says the cell phone companies on their wall.
"Dog treats made in China are great for your pet."
Yep, so is a costly trip to the vet.
"My god is right, so yours must be wrong."
Keep singing that age old song.
"Anything approved by the FDA is safe to use."
Yeah, just ignore all those side effects there for you to peruse.
"If any bad national emergency happens the government will take care of me."
Have you been drinking fluoride coated pee?
"Governments in debt are just fine."
Yeah, just keep printing money in a line.
"Organic food is a waste of money."
Don't you just love how pesticides make your stool runny?
"People in first world countries can't get parasites."
And the cat wrote the bill of rights.
"Getting cancer is just bad luck."
Yep, food, drugs and what have you are aboard another truck.
"Humans are soooo special that we must be alone."
Oh yeah, E.T. can't go phone home.
"We will never run out of oil."
And if you step on the sun you won't boil.
"Big business really cares about the little guy."
Wow, and I just saw money rain down from the sky.
"Fracking is just A OK!"
So is dumping garbage in the bay.
"Mds are always right."
If you believe that you need to go fly a kite.
"I read it on the internet so it must be true."
Nope, even can be wrong at my zoo.
Did the cat dispel some things for you? Now what is fact and what is true? Umm my bet is on none of them are true. But that is just me at my zoo. Any to add to my sass? Feel free to enlighten my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.