Sunday, January 18, 2015

Have Your Pick As Some Lick!

The cat thought he'd bring everyone some cheer, well at least those looking to grope a rear. Hey, the search engine crazies have needs as well. So once again we delve into dating site hell.

My door loxes both ways.
Ummm is it like a maze?
Do I even want to know?
My locks say, no!

Like hunting and camping and camping and hunting
Is repeating that stunting?
Trying to read it forwards and back?
Not a very good palindrome attack.

Special toys 4 us in my bathroom.
Ummm where germs loom?
No thank you.
Plus Toys R Us has a better view.

I'am rea4dy to dat u!
Already in the brew?
Apparently you never passed first grade.
Or did those brain cells fade?

My tongue has a mind of its own.
Hold the phone.
Your mind is in your tongue?
Does it mind your lung?

Worries have nothing under me
Hmmm upside down are thee?
Walking on your hands might be cool.
I hope you don't drool.

Snoerers need not apply
Snow is hated by this guy.
But somehow I think it wasn't that.
How about a snoring cat?

Clean slate for me and my mat
Rhyme is a fine trat.
If you can do it right,
Otherwise call it a night.

I yawn because I'm happy
Do you laugh when you are sappy?
Just like to show your pearly whites?
At least maybe they are under dim lights.

Stamp this babie wanting to be complete
You and the tongue together may be neat.
A stamp needs a lick.
Otherwise it may not stick.

There you are. The cat hurt his IQ and eyes for all near and far. So if a licker is you cup of tea feel free to email me. I'll put you in touch with her. Hey, she could save me from licking my fur. Boy, the crazies sure do come out on a dating site, day or night. They are their own class, one that scares my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

65 comments:

  1. "The cat thought he'd bring everyone some cheer"
    Going forward and backwards but ending in the rear
    Sitting around
    Causing a frown
    Avoiding situations of surprises and of germs galore

    Hank

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    1. Those germs are nasty as can be
      Keep those suckers away from me

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  2. The crazies Cat does seem to get
    Those waiting for a perfect fit
    Wanting romance by the stove
    In the summer, in the grove
    Find a partner in the spring
    Gosh of gee what joy they'd bring
    They'll still be quirky in the fall
    Find their true love at the mall

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    1. The mall you say
      Night or day?
      Eatery or shop?
      Just walk around non stop?

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  3. I don't think my wife would buy the one about my tongue having a mind of its own...

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    1. Well could be worth a try
      Just have to be sly

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  4. Hey, would the cat date a mouse?/How abotu a lousily lousy louse?/Does this idea sound crazy?/Or is my rhyme a bit too lazy? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Crazy as can be
      Mouse would get eaten at my sea

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  5. there might be a bit of inuendo in a few of those...
    i would not mind being stamped by the right person
    though it seems a bit much to tax both ways
    snort...hey, i am just repeating what you say.

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    1. That there might
      As innuendo takes flight
      lol a bit much indeed
      A break may need to take seed

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  6. The snoerers & stamping babie made me laugh ~ Happy Sunday Pat ~

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    1. There are some nuts out there
      So have to beware

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  7. I am sick of the snow already and we really haven't had all that much.

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  8. I would never snore in the snow!

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    1. Too cold to sleep
      So can't snore and sleep deep

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  9. I yawn because I'm happy
    well then I must be very gay
    because some days all I do is yawn
    I thought it was because I was sleepy by the way.

    betty

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    1. haha sleepy is what it should be
      Not happy from the crazy tree

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  10. This post reminds me why I am so glad that I am not dating! Yikes! I really enjoyed your post on germs ~ lots of valid points! And right on, about people who get pets and then get rid of them for stupid reasons. People who view animals as disposable when inconvenient really make me crazy. 293 ways to change a dollar. It might have been fun to give my third grade kiddos a chance to test that in groups! I never know where you're going to go, but it's always entertaining! Have a great week, Pat!

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    1. 293 way would take a while
      They may find that vile
      And germs galore
      Humans are idiots who think pets a chore

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    2. HaHa ~ You're right about 293 being vile, if I made each kiddo find every combo. We'd work in groups for 15 minutes, list our results, and leave the list up for a week in case we thought of more to add. Guaranteed there'd be someone who wanted to find them all! And we'd use real money to find combos with! Happy Monday!

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    3. haha real money would be fun
      And yeah there is always one
      Has to find them all
      That at the school hall

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  11. I think there are a lot of tongues out there that have minds of their own.

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  12. hahah... a friend of mine tried her luck on a dating site once....after a few weeks she quit... she could add some rhymes to yours here..smiles

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    1. haha yeah quitting is the way
      Even looking at one can ruin your day

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  13. Desperate, crude, and terrible spellers.
    Bet there are few buyers to those sellers.

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  14. I've never been on a dating site. But I know a couple of people who have and so many of them lie, lie lie, about themselves.

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    1. That is all they do
      And sound stupid doing it too

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  15. "My door loxes both ways"
    An interesting thought
    Might just be worth pursuing...
    But I think NOT! :-)

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    1. Yeah run and hide
      Have a little pride

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  16. My tongue has a mind of its own...
    whoever would choose that person
    is crazier than a loon.

    My door loxes both ways
    whoever would choose that one
    won't have happy days.

    I yawn because I am happy
    whoever would choose that one
    is pretty sappy.

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    1. Yep, tired, nasty and scared
      Better off avoiding and being spared

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  17. Lmao! Why don't I get silly search engine hits like this??? I mostly get Tom Brady sucks or Aaron Hernandez hands...

    Lmao @ the tongue one. Only you, cat!

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    1. Technically I searched them out
      So they didn't find me with their shout

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  18. How would you know if you snore if nobody told you?

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    1. You can tell
      As your throat can hurt like hell

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  19. Next, you should do an expose on those "adult" dating sites.

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    1. haha I'll put it on the list
      Although the super R ones may have to be missed

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  20. Mind a snake with tongue
    frankly long - to lung,
    holds the phone with bliss
    hisssss ....

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    1. A tongue to the lung is bliss
      Hmm I'll stick with the kiss

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  21. Oh my. My poor sister is widowed and has gone on some online dates. Let's just say, I'm glad I'm still happily married.

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    1. Yeah be very very glad
      There at your pad

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  22. I don't know what's worse. Looking for love in a bar or online. Seems like they are pretty much one in the same with the inarticulate slobs that hang around each.

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    1. Yeah, both sure seem similar indeed
      But at least no nasty bar germs come from the online feed

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  23. I like my Ladycats online
    In person, they hiss and whine!

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  24. I've never had to mess with a dating sight, but I have friends who have. The crazies definitely crawled out of the woodwork there.

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    1. They are there in every way
      Best to avoid any day

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  25. I have a kid who yawns when he's bored, but trying not to show me he's bored... like when he has to visit one of his grandmother's, or I'm telling him something about my blog. :) :) :)

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    1. haha he has you trained on that
      Knowing when he is bored and needs something else to do, stat

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  26. It's my 2nd oldest, and he's grown and living in another state these days. He still yawns on the phone if I bring up my blog. I think I'll do it to amuse myself next time he calls. :)

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    1. lol see how many times you can make him yawn
      Until a rel one decides to dawn

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