Thursday, January 1, 2015

I'll Give You A Hand To Make It Grand!

So you want to start the new year off right? Now you can thanks to my site. The cat will give you tips to get everything ready for a year that will be great and stay steady.


First survey your kingdom from upon high.
You have to know each and every cry.
Noise in the night,
Can be a real fright.


See, it can pin your ears back.
Know the noises at your shack.
Then you'll get a good sleep.
That is step one at your keep.


Step two is to stretch.
Don't go play fetch.
Stretch out as far as you are able.
Even lie on the table.


Or just the back of a chair.
If it can hold you at your lair.
You can flop over it.
It also is a hit.


See, get in the game.
Proof of my claim.
You can be as bendy as can be,
Just by stretching at your sea.


Get fresh air.
Easy at your lair.
But some rarely do.
Then again smog is around many of you.


I'm showing you what not to do.
See! This is wrong at your zoo.
No fresh air under the bed.
Get that through your head.


Step 4, posture is key.
On that just trust me.
And if yours really does suck.
Get an ass pillow to be in luck.


And don't forget the vitamin D.
That is important at your sea.
Without it you'll wither away.
That will not be a very nice day.


And you can do two in one,
Stretching and some sun.
Now my steps are through.
Aren't you glad I shared them with you?

You can be on your way to a great new year thanks to my bay. Just modify so they work where you play. I mean some humans can't fit in the cupboard or whatever. Although the cat would like to watch that endeavor. Happy New Year from sassy Cass and my ever so helpful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

91 comments:

  1. Number one!
    Oh what fun!

    What do you mean, "No"?

    Happy New Year at your Kitty Cat Bay
    May the bills disappear and the rewards stay

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    1. Great way to usher in the New Year, Blue
      Congrats to you!

      Hank

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    2. I thought everyone would be up and in running shoes today
      Bang sounds the gun and they're on their way
      By a whole five minutes the Grumpster wins
      What a New Years start, it ain't no sins
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      A sparkling New Year to all

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    3. Actually, it was by a whole ten seconds... (see below)

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    4. haha you had that copied and ready to paste
      Got in there post haste
      Ruined Hank's streak
      Making him start the new year up the creek

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    5. You bet I did! It was worth the 25-minute wait, too.

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    6. haha waiting in the wings
      So #1 springs

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    7. Waiting in the wings like a cat in heat
      I jumped, I scored an went back to my seat.

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    8. haha hopefully you didn't pant and such
      That may be a bit much

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    1. Rub it in rub it in
      There at your bin lol

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    2. Always the last one to arrive
      Being number one makes me feel alive

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    3. Of course, of course the men need win ALWAYS haha

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    4. Have to get in the win
      If not it could be a sin

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    5. Go tell her, Cat!
      There's only one winner on your mat ha

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    6. From coast to coast
      Don't mean to boast?

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    7. Boast you did
      With your #1 bid

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  3. Happy New Year
    Fill it with cheer
    Don't overdo the beer!

    :)

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    1. No beer belly for me
      That would be scary

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  4. "Aren't you glad I shared them with you?
    Lots of tips extended but check the brew
    Looked outwardly useful
    Might unwittingly be fooled
    Beware there were even classic one in two's

    Hank

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    1. A little beware
      As out comes the cat hair
      And check the brew
      Could make much come due

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  5. The cats are happy it's New Years day
    Perhaps a special treat is on it's way
    Orlin waits in the cupboard to pounce on those below
    It really doesn't matter be it friend or maybe foe
    A New Years greeting to the cats including Pat as well
    Many rhymes for Cat to write and may all the books sell and sell

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    1. Friend or foe
      He'll give it a go
      But with foe comes a hiss and spit
      He just has to do it
      Many posts will show
      As I'm done until July right now don't you know lol

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  6. My dog's new years resolutions: sleep, eat, and play--then repeat.

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    1. Sounds grand here
      To my little rhyming rear

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  7. Best resolutions... EVER!!!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  8. Everyone has it covered quite nicely! Happy New Year Pat from all of us at Brian's Home!

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  9. A little stretching never hurt anyone

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  10. You kitty Cats have it all figured out. Those are some mighty good positions for a good nap coming up. Great pictures. Happy New Year to all of you.

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    1. A good nap can be had
      With a little stretch at ones pad

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  11. Stretching and bending -
    the way of mending,
    enhance in one meow -
    your honorar - flow!

    Happy New Year to Cat's crew!

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  12. Clearly the Cat holds sway
    there at your bay
    with not a dust bunny
    on display.

    All is clean
    spic and span
    Pats OCD
    rules the land.

    Couldn't help but notice how clean everything in your home is Cat. You'll make somebody a good wife one day. Hope you can grow a beard though so you'll fit in with all the other Canadian women )

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    1. lol spic and span is the way
      But there is a little litter and cat hair on display
      Can't curb it all
      Even with ocd at our hall
      I think the beard I can do
      Not sure about the clothes though at my zoo

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  13. Loved the pictures. Hope you had a great New Years.

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    1. Was fine ad dandy here
      Hope yours was fine that came near

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  14. Oh man, I could definitely use some Vitamin D. I miss the sunshine already!

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    1. Yeah it would be nice
      And not as cold as ice

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  15. Cute pictures of your cats!
    Happy New Year to all and Pat! :)

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    1. Hope a great one is had
      There at your pad

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  16. Those are some pretty intelligent tips, cat. Unfortunately, you forgot one thing!! You need lots and lots and lots of money. Haha happy new years, Pat and cats. :)

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    1. haha that we do
      But no money bags or lottery win has come through

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  17. Aww the cats! What life they live:)))
    I love the photos!
    Happy new year in your yard:)

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    1. They live quite the life
      Free from much strife

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    2. And free from a wife...
      Less stressful a life :p

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    3. That they are
      But no humpity hump at their sand bar

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  18. Happy New Year to you

    I hope it's not blue

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    1. Hopefully not
      Better be hot to trot

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    2. What's wrong with blue?
      Or a missing shoe?

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    3. Lop sided with one
      Then other can't run

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  19. Some of those tips are certainly good for me - stretching, bending and the great vitamin C.

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    1. Need all three
      To stay spry at ones sea

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  20. Happy New Year to you and your cat too!

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    1. Hope yours is grand
      There in your land

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  22. Stretching and fresh air
    way to be at your lair!

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    1. Yoga for all
      As the cats stretch down the hall

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  23. Only thing better than Gumpster and Hank
    Is pictures of kitties at your plank!
    What a treat, your blog today!
    Such cute kitty pictures at your bay!

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    1. They enjoy being shown off
      And they certainly won't scoff

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    2. Okay that's the only thing
      Oh and maybe a diamond ring
      Oh and a Happy New Year fling
      And maybe a bit of bling
      Or a day in Spring

      But other than that, nothing's quite as good
      In the Kitty Cat neigborhood.

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    3. A bit of bling or a fling
      Sure works to make one umm sing

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  24. Happy New Years to you at your mat
    helpful tips indeed courtesy of the cat
    stretching in the sun, can bring a smile
    these steps can lead to a healthy life stye

    Happy New Years from me to you!
    I'm sure 2015 will bring more to view

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    1. A healthy life
      Free from strife
      Works for me
      And new things will come to be

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  25. Great pics. Our cats have it made don't they?

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    1. Yeah fun in the sun
      As around they run

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  26. All great advice. I'm on it immediately.

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    1. Glad the cat could help out
      Enjoy a little twist about

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  27. Always love the posts with kitties
    Orlin and Cassie steal the show
    I wish I could stretch and bend like they do
    I will make that my 2015 goal

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    1. Well enough yoga and you might
      Pat can make many or our poses take flight

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  28. Stretching is good for the body. Something I need to do more of! Such cute pics today!

    Happy New Year!

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    1. Yeah good for it indeed
      Doesn't get all seized up at ones feed

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  29. Just a darling post, Pat!
    Your kit-kats are gorgeous
    and full of good advice
    for the start of the year!

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    1. They like to give advice
      And do so at a free price

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  30. orlin N cassie...ya wood think with de 98 bazillion $$$$ yur dad haz made sellin books... he could at leest put ONE can oh food in de cupboard for ewe....ya noe !!!

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    1. That would sure be nice
      A cheapo that buys nothing unless half price

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  31. Oh for a cat's life...
    so much relaxation,
    so very little strife!

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    1. That there is
      Unless there is vet biz

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  32. I must be part cat... I love laying in the sunshine collecting the rays.

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