Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Isn't It Eerie When It Comes To A Theory?

Ever since the dawn of saying more than caveman speak, conspiracy theories have floated up and down every creek. And at the head of each and every one is a nut ball who believes every last thing that is spun.

They are out to get me.
They have big bad technology.
They will probe my mind.
They are a plague on mankind.

They are here to stay.
They took my toy away.
They caused me to crash.
They gave me this rash.

They are so sneaky.
They touched umm blinky.
They caused it not to grow.
They are making me eat crow.

They are everywhere.
They are in your hair.
They are in your loo.
They are watching you.

They are in the air.
They are oh so rare.
They need your sin.
They will always win.

They are at your door.
They aren't just lore.
They kept things from you.
They are oh so true.

Who are they?
Who am I to say.
They are they,
Spiking your food tray.

So fight they.
They can't play.
They need to fry.
Poke they in the eye.

They rule all.
They make you fall.
They control your fate.
They think they are great.

Who are they?
Who am I to say?
But they are there.
They are hiding in your hair.

Do you know who they are? Maybe aliens from lands afar? Now don't get the cat wrong, big pharma, politicians, rich pricks and a few more all want you to be fluoride heads and play along. But no matter what it is, from the conspiracy to the every day biz,  you can't be so far out in left field on one that you can't see the rising of the sun. Then it becomes everybody is out to get me. They are oh so scary. When you look for a connection, just like anything in life, a connection you will find. If you are so far out to lunch you can't distinguish fact from fiction it's, "oh no, a plague on mankind." There is truth in most everything that comes to pass. But some take it so far out in left field they'll never see the sun shining off my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Without a break #17
      Enhanced yearnings

      Hank

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    2. Yearning you say
      For 50 on display?

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    3. Whoa, got to play it easy
      No tensions necessary!

      Hank

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    4. No 50 for the win
      There at my bin

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  2. Then it becomes all about me, and that's never a good place to be.
    Crap, I rhymed!!

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    1. lol nope, it is not
      You already proved you can rhyme a lot

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  3. The they's are out there by the droves
    Counting heads in faraway coves
    They lie in wait for just one type
    Run and hide they give you hype
    They knock on doors with their round black eyes
    And watch your face if you're telling lies
    All run and hide beneath your beds
    They'll surely get you, it's the feds

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    1. lol the mothman it is not?
      Or that slender guy who isn't so hot?
      Just the damn FBI
      Can always poke them in the eye

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  4. They are in the loo watching me?! Eep!!!!!! Way to freak us all out, cat. Hahaha

    People will always make up conspiracy theories because they want answers to something that they don't have or just because they are a little coo coo.

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    1. lol they have spy cameras in the water now a days
      But they only get your arse as they gaze lol
      Yep, most are nonsense through and through
      But there is always a bit of truth in a few

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  5. I wonder why some people are born with a conspiracy-laden mind
    Always looking for some unseen fear to find
    Bunch of cray cray wackos if you ask me
    I hope that's something I'll never be

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    1. Well as long as no aliens abduct thee
      I think you are safe from going all conspiracy

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  6. I'm not down w/the conspiracy theory folks. They give me the heebie jeebies.

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    1. lmao I now know your fear
      Hmmm that could be used by my little rhyming rear

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    2. dagnabit, I forget these things.... :)

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    3. haha that is okay
      I'll remind you another day

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  7. Conspiracies? I have a theory about that!
    To avoid the theys wear a tinfoil hat!

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    1. That would be as easy as can be
      They'd throw you in a rubber room when they saw thee

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  8. Sometimes think of conspiracy at my job place
    but then I realize I'm a bit paranoid
    We are all in this human race
    Just trying to get through the day.

    betty

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    1. Well a little paranoia can help keep one sane
      I know, kinda backwards at ones lane

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  9. Well we are not into conspiracies. I don't conspire against the cats and they had better nor conspire against me. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. That is a good way to be
      There at your sea

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  10. Always will be backstabbers and some rich pricks, but most of them are nuts

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    1. Yep, most are nuts
      Sniffed one too many butts

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  11. I would bet our minds have been probed more times than we can count. We just don't know it.

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    1. Social media allows for that
      Easy peasy as we all chew the fat

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    2. Wonder what else they probe??????????????????

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    3. Hopefully not the rear
      Or the ear

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  12. So it wasn't a magic bullet after all?

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    1. Magic in the wording maybe
      There at the magic bullet spree

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  13. "Isn't It Eerie When It Comes To A Theory?"
    There isn't much happening but just be wary
    Who are they
    Causing dismay
    A person that may contend with conspiracy

    Hank

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    1. Some contend
      Some amend
      It will depend
      Someone will offend

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  14. I like to fight the evil aliens with happiness and love. While they harvest fear, I give their asses a smiling shove. Hilary and Bill, and the rest of the Bilderberg Group can go eat poop. I love Freeman and his love gun. Now there is some "they" fighting fun.

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    1. haha good luck with that
      Yeah the Bilderberg Group are scat

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  15. I don't pay attention to conspiracy theories. People who spin them are nuttier than...nuts. haha I tried.

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    1. haha nuttier than nuts
      Beats sniffers of butts

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  16. Well, some conspiracy theories I do believe
    as "they" try to cover up and deceive
    I have to wonder what is up their sleeve
    as "they" try to alter what you perceive
    perhaps, it is just me, I could be naive
    who are "they", are they thieves
    plotting theories for you to conceive
    a master of illusions, "they" do weave
    tell me cat when will "they" leave

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    1. Some are well and good
      Some as dumb as a stick of wood
      That people needs to take a whack upside the head
      Like all that world ending stuff that is said

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  17. Friend: "They aren't out to get you."
    Me: "I know they aren't out to get me."
    *gun shot sounds*
    Friend: "What was that?"
    Me: "The people who are out to get you."

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    1. lol safe and sound
      Well the friend they surround

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  18. its a government conspiracy that is out to get me,
    honestly...i hear their footsteps....eeerie....
    ha, okay
    so i am not quite that bad
    maybe its google
    that has come for the gaggle...

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    1. haha good you don't go that far
      Plus i am sure they use a car
      Unless cutbacks are had
      Then they may have to walk like mad

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  19. "They" are everywhere. I'm sure of it. They have an eyeball in your computer staring at you right now. ;0)

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    1. Damn eyeball needs a poke
      It can't seem to take a joke

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  20. I'm pretty sure this post was about the NSA. 'They' know you're talking about them.

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    1. Damn NSA, waves, can bite me
      I'll say what I want at my sea

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  21. Oh my, they are watching you and they KNOW what you did!! LOL Cool post Pat! ♥

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    1. Damn, watchers watching me
      Even watch me while I pee

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  22. That isn't the good kind of Gotcha Day!

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    1. Nope, not at all
      As they drag you off to some torture hall

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  23. Some people have lice in their hair
    As well as spies watching their lair
    Eyes all around
    Conspiracies abound

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  24. I try not to be paranoid...our behavior is definitely being tracked, though. For the most part, nobody really cares about us individually. They just want aggregate data about how consumers interact with websites or why we purchase things.

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    1. Yeah unless you start posting things like blowing up some crap
      Then you are just another wanted by some consumer chap

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  25. I have a couple of conspiracy nuts on my fb friends list. They do come up with some funny conspiracies. I may be a bit paranoid but I think we might have reason to be from the government.

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    1. Yep, paranoid from them indeed
      As they grow like a weed

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  26. orlin N cassie...did ewe noe de food serviss gurl was at de veree cave... de veree day.... de wheel wuz invented !!

    her wuz....

    then... when de wheel wuz ...finished.....everee one asked...who haza car
    ♥♥

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    1. haha wow that one may be true
      Since it was wheeled out from you

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  27. I want to know who "they" are too, and why people think they are so fascinated with them. If "they" want to watch me, fine. But I am not going to get all paranoid if they know what kind of soup I buy or what my favorite tv show is.

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    1. Yeah let they look
      Perverts they are at their nook

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  28. where's the tin foil hat

    and the crazy mat?

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  29. Okay, a prepared comment "Great post"
    did not satisfy me most.
    Crazies and conspiracy buffs,
    just a bunch of nutty toughs!
    I watched "12 Monkeys" again last night.
    That was a conspiracy story with bite!
    Have a good one
    under your sun!

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    1. haha no R wannabe
      On this post at my sea
      Conspiracy stories abound
      With time travel they are found

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  30. Bring it on
    Is what I say
    I'm not Burger King
    And they can't have it their way
    But go ahead and try
    "Make my day!"
    I'm not scare of they
    Is all I can say

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    1. haha no burger for you
      There at your zoo?
      They are covered in cow poo
      So better off drinking from the loo

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  31. Most of those conspiracy theories are really just that, I should think BUT... You do know 'bout the nasty conspiracies goin' on in Mouseland, do you not? THOSE ONES are totally real, for sure.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Those mouse ones have got to be real
      They signed some devil of a deal

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  32. Haaaaaaa. I'm like, the least conspiracy-theory person alive. But what do I know? My thoughts are consumed with moving to Nova Scotia and living in a little cottage in Peggy's Cove. ;-)

    So my new question in life is what on earth you'd be like to converse with. Do rhymes just slip out in conversation? :)

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    1. lol not sure how cheap it is to live there
      But it is a nice spot to let water splash up in your hair
      I know of one american who packed up and just moved near it
      I guess such places in NS are a hit

      Hmm well I think of rhymes sometimes
      And I at least say more than mimes

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  33. Ha ha this sounds very paranoid
    everyone out to get someone
    the kind of people best to avoid
    if one wants to have some fun!

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    1. Yep, no fun is had
      With nuts like that at your pad

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  34. I better polish up
    My tin foil hat
    So I can be prepared
    For the nuts and the Cat

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    1. the cat will eat it
      So it will be a hit

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  35. Yeah, maybe we're just a tad bit paranoid. grin.

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  36. Oh no the airlines are here! The aliens are here!
    Ahhhhhhhhhh…...

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    1. Aliens will probe
      All across the globe

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  37. Those conspiracy theories do make some awesome movies!

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  38. If everyone is out to get you, you will never do anything and you won't even want to leave the house.

    I don't believe any of these theories. And someone commented before me, they would make good movies ~

    Have a good week Pat ~ Why are you up so late?

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    1. That they would make good movies and they do
      And yeah leaving the house would be scary to a few
      Need to let that crap go
      Not up that late at my show

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  39. haha...they would get so bored watching me.
    One day and they would want to flee.

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    1. Bore them to death you say
      One way to make them pay

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  40. We're not much for conspiracy theories.
    All that paranoia just make us weary(zeh)

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    1. Yeah that is does
      Paranoia just because

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  41. That's so weird, because there actually are people out to get me!

    They're reading this now...

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    1. Head for the hills
      They even bugged your window sils

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