Tuesday, January 20, 2015

It's Round Thirty And They Are Still Dirty!

It may be a new year but the crazies are still around I fear. The search engines send them my way and I know displaying them just makes your day. So back with go with the search engine flow.

xlol -chemical paint thinner

Won't find that here. Trying to get high and cheer?

rhyme time winter drive

The cat can't drive. Talk about winter and I may not let you out alive.

rhyming quotes for a job

Jobs suck
But you're in luck
Sucking pays too.
Good? Tips may come due.

jennifer aniston bush

See what I mean? The cat now feels so unclean.

so far away butts

So you like them wide so you can see them when they try and hide?

episode "was shot in the bum"

Ahhh so you want to take aim. For this search Rosey is to blame.

divine butts in dress

Is this a butt tale? Some butt hit the third rail.

funny cat rhymes about dirty cats

You rest your head,
Asleep in bed.
Then comes a stream,
Nope, not a dream.

poop on girl shoe

That would be nasty as can be. Hopefully it came off easy.

barney und seine freunde

Anyone want to take a guess? That dinosaur leave a mess?

I like it go up and down, up and down

Hmmm so you like to jump? Or are you getting over the hump?

Shaggy traps to avoid

Oh where that can go. I'll pretend I just don't know.

My bathtub ate my shoe

Damn, what a mean bathtub at your zoo. Maybe you need some super glue.

Cats like to pee on my feet

Your feet must really really stink. Maybe they are trying to improve your smell with a nod and a wink.

And the winner sure had a fun chime, if you go for such things in your prime. In which case you may be scary. But then you could like the shaggy and hairy. Umm anyway, here is the winner of round 30 at my bay.

Delightful sensual chocolate on my bossum

Well there is something you should keep close to your chest. Chocolate must like to nest. Not sure I need to be kept abreast of the situation though. Even though you can't spell bosom at your show. Now that I got that off my chest. What? I can pass the pun test. I will go pass some gas out my non chocolate covered little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

93 comments:

  1. "something you should keep close to your chest"
    Just keep them guessing so they'll make a mess
    The show will never end
    All ready with their pens
    Easy way is not to bother but to take it all in jest!

    Hank

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    1. Jest is the way
      As they come to my bay
      Having such fun
      Talking about a bun

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  2. hahah...have you ever wondered why they blundered onto you with so many loo, or poo or sexual searches, how awkward....we live in a world of sickos...lol

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    1. Not sure why some of the sexual stuff
      But ass and bun and bum isn't so tough
      End with that every day
      Sickos sure find my bay

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  3. A lot of them are about butts. Must be because of the cat's rhyming ass.

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    1. Has to be the ass
      Each day it comes to pass

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  4. I think someone was looking up Jennifer Anniston's gardening tips, and you just had your mind in the gutter, hahahahaha

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    1. haha you keep thinking that way
      Keeps a clean mind for you anyway

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    2. I think someone was looking up faulty weapons too, not bb gun shots in the buttocks (shot in the bum... get it? 'bum' maeaning bad...faulty...not working). Ok, that's stretching it, I know. :)

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    3. lol hmmmm yeah that was a stretch
      But maybe a faulty weapon they did fetch

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    4. Yes, that must be it. And I empathize w/the poor guy/gal who was searching, if they were truly shot in the bum. ;)

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    5. You bring all of those here
      So empathize away with your memory of being shot in the rear lol

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  5. Perhaps the chocolate is for your boss, um birthday
    Or maybe for an annual bossday
    Take your chocolate where you can find it
    Get a magnesium high, who would mnd it?

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    1. Hmmm well you never know
      Could have spelled it wrong when giving it a go
      But somehow I think not
      Hope their teeth don't rot

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  6. How people find you by your search engine says a lot about you
    I know it's not a real saying, but perhaps it's a little true lol

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    1. lol making up sayings now are we?
      I guess here the bushes just fly free

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  7. Bwa haa haa! Truth is always stranger than fiction. Love the rhymes you gave them to satisfy their searches!!

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    1. That it surely is indeed
      Some pics of the above may make ones eyes bleed

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  8. They surely must be disappointed
    and get their nose a little disjointed
    when they come here looking for something else
    and find a sarcastic cat who won't ring their bells.
    hahaha...

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    1. Yeah the image of a cat
      Must leave their umm needs flat

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  9. We have to ignore the crazies, I think.
    If we worry about them too much
    we will just get out of touch
    or worse yet, drive ourselves to drink!
    Happy Tuesday!
    Hope it's not a flu day!

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    1. Ignore and poke fun
      That sure is done
      Easy as can be
      Here at my sea

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  10. Makes you want to shoot the search engines
    for what they send your way
    that last one with chocolate is not an image
    I want to carry with me today.

    betty

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    1. Yeah not something one wants to carry
      The search engine nuts can be scary

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  11. The dirty flirty squirties
    Need to stay away from your quirties...
    Or people looking for bossums
    Might end up with kitty tray blossoms!

    Okay, it's silly, so?

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    1. haha a silly works
      Has its perks
      Now you'll make more come
      And them some

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  12. Okay I think you could make an awesome post with the "funny cats rhyme about dirty cats" one...cmon be creative that is gold!

    Cestlavie22.wordpress.com

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    1. haha I suppose I could indeed
      Added to the list at my feed

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  13. I think my favorite is "My bathtub ate my shoe"
    When that happens, what's a person to do?

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    1. Have to take that thing apart
      Find and rip out the bathtubs heart

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  14. Intensely curious about the sort of job where rhyming quotes is a resume item. I may be interested.

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    1. haha yeah that would be grand
      Maybe a job I could stand

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  15. lol, I don't even want to to begin to know,
    all of the search terms typed in just for show,
    I'm sure google histories are very scary,
    best to delve into it only if you dare-y!

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    1. haha yeah best to avoid
      Or get sucked into a void
      Images in ones mind
      That are of the nasty kind

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  16. the search engines think you have plenty solutions to offer

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  17. I'm so jealous that you get these crazy search hits!! You must be a naughty, naughty cat!

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    1. Must be all the rhyming ass
      That with each post comes to pass

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  18. barney und seine freunde....haha.. i know them... barney geröllheimer...ha
    good to find some german snippets out there every once and a while...smiles

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    1. Ahh German it was you say
      Well at least I now know that one at my bay

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  19. OMG, really!???!

    Wow!

    Okay, I'm speechless!

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    1. They really come
      Strange and then some

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  20. Why would anyone let cats pee on their feet?

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    1. Maybe they like the smell?
      Guess the cats pee and tell

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  21. There are crazies everywhere herer!

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  22. I am not all that sure that I would fast enough by the time I realized cat was preparing to spray.

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    1. I'd run away
      Seen it a few times at another bay
      But they are quick
      Can spray some slick

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  23. A chocolate bossum sounds obscene
    And that shoe-eating bathtub is quite mean
    Jennifer Aniston Bush is perverse
    Jed or George W?
    I'm not sure which is worse.

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    1. One chocolate thing you don't find sweet
      As some want it for a tasty treat
      Perverse they are today
      As they have their say

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  24. You sure do get the crazies at your zoo
    wonder what they think when they find you
    "my bathtub ate my shoe"
    must have been a big drain in view..
    the person with the dirty cat
    was looking for a rhyme stat

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    1. Dirty cats stink
      Throw them in the sink
      Get them wet
      Then they'll be a good pet
      haha yeah right
      Pee on your head at night lol

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    2. I don't think cats generally like a bath
      and for that they might hiss in your path
      poo poo pee do..that would never do
      better they pee in a shoe or even the loo

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    3. Orlin don't care
      Cassie hates it at our lair
      Nasty as can be
      When cats just go anywhere to pee

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  25. Are those actual searches from visitors to your site? That is hilarious! I get some strange searches for my blog too. Have a great week!

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    1. Yep, those are actual ones I caught
      That come here all hot to trot

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  26. 'rhyming quotes for a job'
    sounds like fun. I'd probe.

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  27. I never get weirdo search engine results like these. You're too lucky I guess. lol

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  28. orlin N cassie...waddya meen ya cant drive...pat wont let ewe ore what.....we can remedee that in a few quik lessonz...never mind wear we got de fake eye dee ma sheen N de vehicle...stop bye two morrow afturr 7 pm N by thurzday ewe will be drivin...we haza monee bak guaruntee even tho ya dont hafta pay uz...
    ♥♥

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    1. Drivin you say?
      I'll get it a try at your bay
      Just be ready to run
      If the coppers ruin our fun

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  29. Poor shoe, down in the sewer where that last one should be maybe

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    1. Yeah some probably dwell there
      As they smell and glare

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  30. I lost at least 3 shoes to a rebellious bathtub. You never see them coming

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    1. haha damn bathtubs are mean
      That is obscene

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  31. Keep close to your chest. Heh heh

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  32. These are hilarious Pat ~ I just ignore these crazy verses ~

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  33. My bathtub ate my shoe
    What to do, what to do
    Maybe it was full of zombie toes
    So swirling down the drain it goes

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    1. Zombies toes are nasty as can be
      A swirling they should go into the sea

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  34. ("seine freunde" means "his friend" in German)

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    1. News to me
      Thanks for the info from thee

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  35. Looks like the dryer has some competition on stealing feet companions. First the socks go missing, now the shoes. We are all doomed.

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    1. Doomed to walk in bare feet
      Ouch to the rocks on the street

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  36. Yes, I will have some chocolate please... but none that passes from your ass.

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    1. haha that is nasty as can be
      Even to me

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  37. Oh, my, oh, my
    I wonder why
    Your search terms are so much wackier than I

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    1. The ass has something to do with it
      I'd bet here at my pit

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