Sunday, January 11, 2015

Nothing But Net Is Met!

The cat was here and there at his lair when he gave some stupid thing a stare. What it was I don't really care. It just spurred on this at my lair because such things aren't rare.

Only on the Internet,
Can such things be met.
Where each and every day,
Some weird thing is on display.

The Earth is at an end.
A common trend.
Some stars line up thing.
Pffft idiot bell, ding!

Nerd rage can fly high!
Can't let a show die.
Rant and rave,
Oopsy, still in its grave.

Everybody is great,
They can answer every trait.
Yahoo answers will give you health,
And maybe even wealth.

People from all over,
Are staying home with rover,
Making $1,111,111 a day.
Ummm err okay.

King Abubu wants to share.
He really does care.
He wants you to have his dough.
But shhh no one can know.

Time travel is out there.
John Titor did it at his lair.
The Earth went boom.
More doom and gloom.

Also you can see,
A man hump a goat in front of thee.
Isn't that the best?
That sure beats the rest.

And where one can go,
And create a meme show.
A whole bunch of crap.
Hail Hydra across the map.

Plus you can learn,
At each and every turn.
Like how to stuff cinnamon in your mouth,
And die as it heads south.

Isn't the Internet grand? Hey, it allows me to have my sand box land. And you may see zombie feet but no people seeing a goat and getting sweet. Hopefully you don't add to the really nut job mass. If so, don't tell my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

74 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. It is now #7
      Good heavens!

      Hank

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    2. Still on the go
      Defeating any foe

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    3. ho ho ho the internet has many gifts ho ho ho

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    4. Umm okay
      Gift away

      Yippee
      For me

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    5. Santa you are a bit late..oh I saw you playing
      paddle ball at the gym yesterday ..lmao..

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    6. lol paddle ball santa you say
      Far from his north pole bay

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  2. "The cat was here and there at his lair"
    To review its position to make sure it is fair
    Taking a peek at the 'Net
    Making sure it is all set
    And come what may if anybody should dare

    Hank

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    1. Can come what may
      At the end of the day
      With a search
      Left in the lurch

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  3. Humping a goat? That's why I never turn to the Animal Channel. Every time I do it, some animals are humping.

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    1. That is all they show
      Humpers high and low

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  4. My daughter told me about some cinnamon phase people were doing a couple of years ago. And some salt and ice thing too. I can't remember exactly what they were, but I remember I told her both could cause serious hurt/damage. Thankfully she didn't try it, and it's not a thing andy of her friends are doing anymore. Some fads are scary.

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    1. Yep, fads are nuts indeed
      Seems they want death to take seed
      Or seeing how far they can go
      Before death's stink does blow
      Best to avoid that crap
      And not visit the death chap

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  5. If you want to learn a ton
    Tune in internet one-o-one
    Information daily run
    Be the smartest
    Have some fun
    Click and you can see it all
    Like a trip to a busy mall

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    1. May be better to compare
      It to a walmart lair
      At least a walmart down there
      As people shop in their underwear lol

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  6. The internet can be like a blast to the past. But..... there are a lot of crazies out there who make it NOT SO FUN!!

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    1. Yep,the crazies are near and far
      Bury them in the litterbox at my sand bar

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  7. Damn, ain't that fine!/New Year and the cat's still rhyming his little ass off with many grand a line!/The internet is full of weird things/Cubans in London and cats with wings! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That it surely is
      Weird is its biz
      But the cat will stay
      And rhyme each day

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  8. Fun stuff on the internet but it depends what kind of fun do you like ~ Some are on it for the money which is really annoying ~ I do wish though I can work from home everyday specially during winter ~ Have a good weekend Pat ~

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    1. Yeah, that would be nice to work from home all the time
      I could sit, work, and rhyme

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  9. Oh yea, just ask and the internet will answer!

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  10. Anything and everything can be found

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  11. Crazy what you can find. Even crazier that some want to look

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    1. And look ad look they do
      The strange even find my zoo

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  12. Yup, we agree, the internet is something else. Who wants to see all the stuff anyway. Just sickos.

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    1. Sickos abound a ton
      As they look for fun

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  13. It never ceases to amaze me what I can find online...seriously. I never cease to be shocked or blown away. And just when I think I have seen it all, I am surprised again!

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    1. haha yeah that seems to be the way
      More crazy crap then ever on display

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  14. the internet is such a crazy place...full of good and inspiring things and full of weird and odd stuff as well... it def. gives people a voice - either way..

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    1. Yep, some voices are way scarier than others though
      As they let loose their flow

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  15. Internet is wonderful if one is careful
    and does not believe eveything they find on it
    some of it is good stuff
    but some might leave one in a snit.

    betty

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    1. Yep, as some is crap
      Made up by a lass or chap

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  16. The Internet does offer so much and definitely both positive and negative yet I do believe we have come a long way.

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    1. Yeah getting there with weeding out the crap
      As we spread more and more across the map

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  17. if i can make that kind of moeny
    staying home with friends that are furry i am in the wrong buisness
    what a mess eh? say i have a bridge i will sell you, i bought it
    off ebay....ha

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    1. haha a little model bridge made with toothpicks you say
      Let me go and get my pay

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  18. The internet is an electronic world
    watch out you might get swirled
    as your fingertips swiftly type away
    never know what will come on display
    well if King Abadu wants to share
    to that I say yabba dabba do

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    1. haha your flintstone cheer
      May turn to fear
      As king abubu takes more
      And more and more at your shore

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    2. This all goes back to the saying
      nothing is really for free..to King Abadu
      I say whoopdi friggin do...haha..

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    3. The right thing to say
      To make him go away

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  19. There's a brand new scam every day
    That's millennium's cyber way
    Better to haul false promises to the dump
    Than believe what you hear and end up a chump.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. That you are
      Like a drunk at a bar
      Believe and away goes the dough
      Right out the nearest window

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  20. Wouldn't it be nice to make a decent living working from home?? Haha The internet is full of scams.

    That being said, I still say if it's on google then it must be true!!!!

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    1. Yeah that would be oh so great
      Be a great fate
      haha you'd be wrong
      With your always trust google song

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  21. King Abubu must have made an impression on you because here he is popping up again! Probably a 419er. Nerd rages are fun when they're thrown by Sheldon Cooper! Wish I could make a pile of cash at home! The internet is an endless trip. Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. haha those type of nerds can be fun
      But yeah the internet can make a fool out of anyone

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  22. There's no such thing as getting rich quick.
    To that thought my beliefs will stick!

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    1. What about the lottery?
      Of course 1 in 15 million odds at ones sea

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  23. Yes, you can find all kinds of ways to waste time out here!

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    1. That one can indeed
      On their internet feed

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  24. I get several emails from King Abdu a day. lol

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    1. He really likes you
      There at your zoo

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  25. There's a huge omission here - sex. Sex everywhere.

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    1. Yeah that is true
      But it is so common wasn't worth the time at my zoo

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  26. Oh my, I hope the world is not at an end.....

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    1. Didn't the last 50 times it was foretold
      Don't it will take hold

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  27. it's a weird wide web out there

    I've seen my share

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  28. It can be amazing
    It can be hellish
    But it's here to stay
    Like pickle relish

    Sometimes as I browse and search
    I find myself swimming in dirt
    It can be fun, it can be gross
    As long as nothing is too up close

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    1. haha yeah some thing show
      That grow and grow
      Hard on the eye
      Mind might fry
      Things sure can be neat
      But not zombie feet

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  29. I try not to photo search if I don't have to.
    Some of those pictures can really scare you!
    People are crazy with what they put out there.
    Really they should think twice about what they share!

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    1. That they should
      Dumb as wood
      But they like to show
      Momma with naked ho ho

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  30. 'Making $1,111,111 a day.' ~ love the line
    It's perfectly matching with mine...
    seeing 11:11 PER DAY
    can add some fun to your bay...

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    1. If 11:11 would give me dough
      I'd too like that show

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  31. Here is where you all should go
    California has no snow
    The cats would make a mess in glee
    Under the sun with rolls of two-ply t.p.

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    1. That they surely would
      No snow would be a fine hood
      But don't you have a drought?
      That is something of note

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  32. On the internet you can learn it all
    even things you don't want to know
    appear on the internet show!

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