Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Why Spy A Bullseye?

So the other day as the cat was watching crazy humans play, some gave a cheer when the bullseye came near. They were throwing things at some board that circles big and small it seemed to hoard.

Why a bullseye?
Oh me oh my,
Why a bullseye?
Give something else a try.

Grab a head.
Put the bullseye too bed.
Then take aim.
Hmm sued may be your claim.

A mannequin head.
There would be no dread.
Hit it square in the eyes,
Then give cheering cries.

A picture does the trick,
Can print one off some slick.
You don't have one?
Please, many to give a run.

Get a celebrity face.
That is easy to embrace.
Just burn after use.
They may sue for face abuse.

Or if you have a foe,
There you go.
Use that for the bullseye.
Then make their face fry.

Have an old movie,
That wasn't very groovy.
Don't use it as a coaster,
Instead stick it in the toaster.

Wait! Forget that.
You could fry your fat.
Or maybe even die.
Oh yes, use it for a bullseye.

Or if you really suck,
And are always out of luck,
Hitting the edge instead of the middle,
Unable to play your strange fiddle,

Just get a pane of glass.
Then you can impress a lass.
Just hit it anywhere,
And instant bullseye at your lair.

The cat did not know archers were still around. I guess they still abound. Humans shooting a bow at circles is just no fun. Go give a toaster a run. Or maybe smash a printer. Hmmm well it is winter. So there you are class, I have just hit the bullseye with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

75 comments:

  1. Stick it in the toaster. Man, that would be one awful smell.

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    1. Stink up the place
      one not to embrace

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  2. They call it a sport to hit a bull in the eye
    Why that place, uumm I wonder why
    I guess they like to win a prize
    And think their aim is oh so wise

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    1. Yeah can't see it as a sport
      But they shoot from port to port
      Poor bulls everywhere
      Go blind and can't stare

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  3. I never tried it I think

    I'd certainly would not be Zelda's Link

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    1. Yeah I'd probably hit someone in the ass
      And they'd say something crass

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  4. "throwing things at some board that circles big and small"
    Pitting their prowess from a distance is not much fun at all
    Bow and arrows or guns
    Either way is it that fun?
    If it is near enough to be touched and placed is a better call

    Hank

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    1. Yeah, not sure how it is fun
      As they aim with bow, arrow or gun
      But to each their own
      Aiming at the tone

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  5. I guess the progression is Pin the Tail on the Donkey, then Darts, then Archery. Ha.

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    1. haha rather take a tack than a dart or arrow to the butt
      That would hurt even the rhyming nut

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  6. If I were to play darts
    Everyone needs to stay far away
    My aim wouldn't be very good
    And I think a lot would stray

    betty

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    1. Put holes in the wall
      Scaring all away before last call

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  7. I suck at darts, but your way adds some arts. It always makes me laugh that bars have darts for drunk to throw. It's a bit dangerous, you know..

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    1. Yeah, the drunks in a funk
      Make the odds high of a head and a dart going clunk

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  8. Does that mean the cat was watching Kate Plus 8 last night when they were throwing pumpkins at a bulls eye and watching them smash???

    I have horrible aim which means I avoid any games with sharp objects and a bullseye. Haha

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    1. No cable at my sea
      And I wouldn't watch that crap if you paid me
      More fun hitting my head against a wall
      Probably still be smarter for it too at my hall lol

      That is probably a wise choice
      As passerbys rejoice

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  9. At first I thought you were talking of darts
    People in a pub playing their part
    But then I realized you were talking about arrows
    Darryl from TWD in zombie situations that harrow

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    1. Daryl is the one you need
      When zombies take seed

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  10. I think throwing darts through space
    To hit a politician's face
    Would be cooler than making lace...

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    1. Hit them right in their big yap
      That would shut their trap

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  11. Archery was my talent long before it became cool and popular. A skill needed when the zombie apocalypse arrives.

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    1. You'll be good to have near
      If a zombie needs an arrow through the ear

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  12. lol a celeb head is a good target! However, since I can never hit anything when I play darts... I tend to just not play at all.

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    1. Throw a big bowling ball at the wall
      The you hit it, wall, target and all

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  13. I couldn't hit a house if it was 2 feet in front of me

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    1. That is talent though
      And the house thanks you for no blow

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    1. Beware the pointy thing
      As people fling

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  15. That does sound like fun to try to hit a foe. Just aim carefully. Have a great day.

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    1. Hit them in the face
      Or spray with mace

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  16. Imain't messing with no bull!

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    1. Good way to be
      Avoid any horns you see

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  17. I'm kind of wondering why it's called "bulls eye" and not "camel's eye."

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  18. I'm kind of wondering why it's called "bulls eye" and not "camel's eye."

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  19. I saw a young girl hit a bulls eye with an arrow once, to avoid having a man selected to be her beau. Oh wait, that was the cartoon 'Brave.' Well, I still saw it. :)

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    1. Hmmm i suppose that can count a little bit
      Although others would call you a cheater on it

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  20. orlin N cassie....

    de food gurl rememburrz playin darts at her gram paws houz...

    N wonderin why they never stixed inta de board...

    coz gram paw had de gran kids stand like a mile a way frum de cork when tossin em...

    N like he stood a mile a way frum de kids two ♥♥♥



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    1. haha one way to win
      Bet he didn't think it was a sin

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  21. Am I the only one who thinks it would be fun to throw darts at a mannequin? :P

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  22. I took archery class in high school in order to get out of PE. I was so bad at hitting the target.

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    1. Well bet you hit something though
      As you let the arrow go

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  23. We used to play picture darts. We'd gather up photos of the kids we hated at school and have a grand time whipping darts at their faces in my basement.

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    1. lmao that sounds like lots of fun
      On way to get rid of aggression without hurting anyone

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  24. I hate that in darts, the bullseye isn't the highest score you can get.

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    1. You'd think it would be
      Takes skill to hit it at ones sea

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  25. I can think of some celebrity faces I'd like to hit.
    Or no - maybe politicians! Since they're all full of s**t!

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    1. They should all get a shot to the face
      Get rid of them all without a trace

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  26. Not sure why they insist on calling it a bulls eye

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    1. Who really knows
      Maybe the dog eye froze

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  27. Any bulls eye that I tried to hit, wouldn't have to worry. I'd miss it by a mile.

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    1. Move a mile away
      Then you'd hit it I'd say

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  28. Just go to Target. They have the best bulls eye ever.

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  29. Hmm, I could think of a you few peoples pictures I wouldn't mind using. grin.
    And I agree with Terry. Best bulls eye ever.

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    1. I think we all have a few
      We'd use at our zoo

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  30. Watch out for those shooting arrows
    wouldn't want to hit a poor sparrow
    I have tried a bow and arrow a time or two
    it can be rather hard to do..
    but, a dartboard is much easier for me
    as long as i hit the target I am happy you see

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    1. Well as long as you hit
      That works every bit
      Just don't put holes in the wall
      Or hit someone who is tall lol

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  31. To shoot an arrow
    I've not yet done
    Nor do I plan to
    It doesn't look fun
    But bows, I've pulled
    And bows I've tied
    Then "Give me velcro"
    I have cried.

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    1. A much easier way
      At the end of the day
      No twirling and whirling about
      Making one shout

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  32. I loved archery and riflery
    When I was a camper
    I was very good at both
    So you'd better scamper!

    ("The English longbow yeomen were directed to practice frequently, and it has been stated that there was often a practice held immediately after church services in small hamlets, the only time during the week when many of the archers would gather. A common target was the white skull of a bull, and the greatest skill could be illustrated by getting a 'bull's eye.'")

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    1. Damn, you'll shoot the cat?
      I'll run away, stat

      Ahhh that explains it all
      Now I'm wiser at my hall

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  33. i just taught my kids to shoot
    they think it is a hoot
    though we did not shoot any charicatures
    or even jackass pictures
    but that is a thought...ha

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    1. haha the jackass pictures are fun
      They deserve every one

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  34. A bit off topic. I can remember when we played
    'Pin the tail on the donkey' at birthday parties.
    It was sort of like trying to hit a bullseye
    but on another part of the anatomy. Smiles.

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    1. Yeah played that a time or two
      Going for an arse at ones zoo

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