Wednesday, February 18, 2015

A dVerse Note Floats My Boat!

Well since Claudia and the Gawker have flown to coup over at the dVerse loop, the cat figured he would have to give the latest one a go. I had to rearrange some posts, tough work, I know. First blog post I have written in a month and a half as well. What? Are you damning the cat to hell? You just may when I am through as I have a future note for you.

Dear little rhyming ass,
Much has come to pass.
Much you can guess.
The world is still a mess.

So just sit back and read,
And then tell those in need.
The future is so fun.
2096 should be told to everyone.


We had another war,
Wait, make that three.
All because the rich want more,
But that isn't news to thee.

The "cure" for cancer is close.
It is said to be oh so near.
But still using the chemo dose,
And raking in billions every year.

Police Academy 25 just came out.
They are surely a big hit.
In this one they solve the case of missing trout.
It does drag on quite a bit.

95% of TV is reality crap.
That happened thanks to some smuck.
He created a way across the world wide map,
For all to make shows who are down on their luck.

The world has a brand new dish.
So stalk up on some chicken, quick!
I am not even talking mercury filled fish.
75% of our protein comes from eating bugs, sick!

Everyone is chipped at birth,
Except for maybe the rich.
You can opt out if you have worth.
Otherwise you are the NSA's bitch.

And the worst part of all,
Is something you see now.
Humans are getting dumber as each generation takes a fall,
You could be hard pressed to find a dumber cow.

So don't worry about much.
Just watch what you touch.
2096 still has lots of germs,
Oh, and Shit Grabbed is just one of many new terms.

So there was the letter from me to me. My, what I can do at my sea. I think I'll build a time machine and go into the past. It may be better than watching reality TV with every person as a cast. Are you ready for such a future to come to pass? See, I told you that you would be cursing my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

100 comments:

  1. Bora Bora!
    Who comes a-knockin' on your door-a?
    When you're snorin' on the floor-a?

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    1. Raking in billions... say it ain't so
      Raking in our dough
      Through them in the slammer
      Knock 'm on the head with a hammer

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    2. Someone send out a search party for Hank...

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    3. Congrats Blue again!
      For # 1 regained

      Hank

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    4. The race goes on for numer one
      Looks like Blue's still in the run
      Hank didn't come in by a nose
      For that he'll get the zombie toes

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    5. On the road again Alex
      But took a wrong turn!

      Hank

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    6. Hank
      There's a song that goes along with that. Ha

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    7. Thanks Manzie
      For the humor push-in

      Hank

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    8. A wrong turn you say
      Hopefully you found your way

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    9. Hank is on the road in his new GT
      Too bad his didn't invite you and me
      To take that Ford for a spin
      You can count me in

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    10. He has a cool car?
      Damn, not sharing at any sand bar

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    11. And it's quick too
      Faster than me and my missing shoe

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  2. Chipped at birth. Scary thought, huh? Everyone must be marked - that's a prediction straight out of the Bible.
    Police Academy 25? I wonder what number of Friday the 13th they are on now...

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    1. I bet it will come true
      But it is all the better to "help" you
      That would probably be 50
      And still not nifty

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    2. Before the technology of the microchip, many Christians thought it was the number you got from social security. And sure many things before that.

      But I'm sure you'll are right this time around. Just like the hundreds of groups in the many centuries who thought the end of the world was next week.

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    3. haha yeah they always put it to something
      As the words are so vague that the "good book" does fling
      And as for the end of the world crap
      Stupid from the mouth of any chap

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  3. What a future, Cat you paint
    The squeamish have begun to faint
    For those who say, Go fly a kite
    Surprise to them, you are so right

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    1. The cat hopes to be wrong
      But the dense are strong
      Soon they will take over
      More brains will be in rover

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  4. "Humans are getting dumber as each generation takes a fall"
    A Human Tragedy most unfortunate if there really is one at all
    Very frightening
    On what's offing
    Great minds must arrest the rut instead of waiting for some call

    Hank

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    1. That they must
      As all sit around collecting dust

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  5. I'm glad I'll probably won't be around by then. Who the hell thinks they're chipping me or my descendants? Must be a First World situation.

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    1. Yeah has to be first world indeed
      Too cheap at many a other feed

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  6. Glad I won't be alive in 2096
    Seems like nothing much has been fixed
    Wonder who would be president that year
    That could add crazy to the mix.

    betty

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    1. May not even be born yet
      That is a safe bet

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  7. That's quite a poem at dVerse.
    I glimpsed a hearse,
    Carrying off the mind
    I can no longer find.

    So, you say, three wars,
    guess the past never bores.
    Yet the future is still there,
    in your happy rhyming lair.

    Well done
    Obi won!

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    1. I used the force
      Par for the course
      The crap will come
      As humans are dumb

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  8. ha. i am glad they picked the police academy line back up,
    it was always worth a laugh --- though i hope
    that the cure for cancer is real enough, though the chip at birth
    scares the crap out of me...shit grabbed is a verb,
    right?

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    1. lol it could be a verb I suppose
      Never was clear from my future toes
      The chip thing will probably come due
      They may even give you two

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  9. Yes, where have Hank been?
    Impressive poem Pat, loved the read.

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    1. Hank is out and about
      Traveling so can't give a shout

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  10. Seriously? You have not written a post in a month and a half?! I took your advice and made posts for all of February by the end of January, but that's going by real quick!!! haha

    ...and don't you mean. ..the t.v. is filled with 95% reality TV JUICE!!!!!!!! Hahaha

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    1. lmao it goes by quick indeed
      I have still been writing a ton at my feed
      But nope, no post at all
      Easy to do when you have posts set up inching toward fall
      Pffft reality crap is all made up garbage anyway
      Can chuck that into your polluted NY bay

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    2. Hey now.. u liked NY!!!!! Haha

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    3. haha but reality crap I never will
      Toss that in the water and make all those reality idiots ill

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  11. Eeww! What a sad, sad future for our world you paint.
    Glad I won't be around to see it.

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    1. You never know
      Aliens could show
      And keep you alive
      Could survive

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  12. It all sounds bad
    and very sad.
    Hope you're wrong
    with your little song.
    But probably right
    and that's our plight.

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    1. Hope I'm wrong too
      Here at my zoo
      But probably not
      As humans suffer from brain rot

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  13. police academy number 25! oh no!! is too much!!
    seriously I hope the future be better!

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    1. haha hopefully so
      Not gonna give 25 Police Academy's a go

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    2. Rambo 1,000 wil be cool
      If you're a fool
      And you like to drool
      Old school

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    3. Damn clones by then
      At ones den

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  14. I really hope the cute for cancer is close so no one has to go through chemo ever again.

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    1. Doubtful in every way
      As big bucks is made off the chemo crap come what may

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  15. I never know what to think about that future stuff.

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  16. Interesting story about
    'the case of missing trout.'
    Police academy will be in look out
    for Cat's talented books 'show how'.

    and '75% of our protein - from eating bugs'
    should make happy the cats fans.

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    1. The cat will be happy with that
      As well as finding that trout, stat

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  17. Whew, I won't make it to 2096 and if I did, the Reality TV would do me in. I've never watched a single reality episode or any of the contest shows either.
    I think the NSA will chip people before then or someone will.

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    1. Yep, chips will sure come due
      And I would rather croak then see 95% of reality tv too

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  18. 1984 by ??? has nothing on 2096. No chips for me.

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    1. Orwell was a bit off I'd say
      And they can toss their chips in the bay

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  19. I have faith that we are going to be all right. Though I may take out stock in germ-x as an inheritance for the great-grands.

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    1. Germ-x could be the way
      To get them lots of pay

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  20. I haven't heard that new term. I do hate reality shows though, and think that term might apply. 0-0

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    1. That term applies in every way
      Total garbage to be buried in the litter tray

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  21. 75% of our protein comes from eating bugs and mercury filled fish - oy - doesn't sound so appetizing... and was just talking to my daughter a bit earlier about those increasing number of reality tv shows...they make me sick...ugh

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    1. Supposedly the bug thing could become truth
      And yep, need to close down every reality tv booth

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  22. orlin N cassie.....

    9} for reel iz poe leese a cad a mee lookin for trout ??

    c) we haz knot hada tee vee on sinz like two yeerz ago ...neithe uz or de food
    serviss gurl misses it..

    14) stuff from de past on.. dee vee dee.. iz WAY better ta watch while chillaxin

    O) george orwell be smarter N peepulz give him credit for

    82A) catz haz been eatin bugs for ...how long now....!! ??

    3) enjoy yur nite ♥♥♥

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    1. haha your counting is a little off I'd say
      Yep, they are looking for trout in the bay

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  23. 2096 sounds not fun.
    Glad I will be long gone off the 3rd rock from the sun.

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    1. Well you never know
      Only 81 years to go

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  24. I want to slap all of these reality tv people. lets find something new to watch.

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    1. Yep, slap them all upside the head
      Until reality tv is good and dead

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  25. There are two future projections

    Flying cars

    or

    doomsday


    I think we'll all be on the internet complaining about famous people.

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    1. That is probably about it
      Flying cars will never be a hit

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  26. That much reality tv would make me throw the tv out the window

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  27. not sure I like what the future might hold
    I hope these events do not unfold
    for the rich get richer with their gold
    the poor will be left out in the cold
    chips in your head you will be controlled

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    1. Yeah hopefully not
      As the rich plot
      It wouldn't be hot
      And suck a whole lot

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  28. I'm watching Beverly Hills 90210. From 1992. Not so sure reality TV is worse but I'm having fun remembering my college years through watching it!

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    1. haha well at least it isn't reality tv
      Gets off with a technicality

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  29. Dystopian futures, how could it not be. It was the best of times and the worst of times in the opening lines of Charles Dicken's novel "A Tale of Two Cities". I don't think they will need to chip anyone. Your own DNA will be your chip.
    My big fatalistic view of the world is the mass extinctions occurring because of our ignorance. The idea that half of the American congress lies and says they don't believe man is behind climate change to appease their ignorant constituents.

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    1. True, the DNA they can scan and use
      And then use that to abuse
      Ignorance has always been the case
      With the rather pathetic human race

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  30. Protein from bugs?
    Found underneath the rugs?
    Peep says she'd much rather do
    some good old-fashioned tofu.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Peep may be outta luck
      If the bugs pass the buck

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  31. Protein from bugs?
    Found underneath the rugs?
    Peep says she'd much rather do
    some good old-fashioned tofu.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  32. 95% of TV is reality crap
    time to use a television zap
    and end the viewing of pap
    that turns everyone into a sap!

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    1. Yep, toss it in the sea
      No use for a TV

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  33. Shit grabbed has a certain ring
    Not sure about the chip or cancer thing
    All in all looks pretty damn gloomy
    So I'll be in heaven, waiting for a roomie

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    1. I could still be kicking
      If the heart keeps ticking
      Doubt it though
      At that age i'd rather go
      No diapers for me
      That would be nasty

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    2. By then the Cat will be scooping
      If Pat be pooping!
      Nine lives, after all
      At your hall
      Another nine with Cassie there
      You'll be taken care of at your lair

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    3. Good to know
      As scooping they owe

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  34. You and Mr Orwell are prophets
    While everyone looks at profits!
    We will chart our demise
    And the foolish will become wise!

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    1. The fools will rule
      And probably drool

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  35. I hope the future is better than that

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  36. I always watch what I touch and I will be damned... it doesn't help. We still catch gross things.

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    1. Gross things come and go
      But can stay away germs though

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  37. That is scary to have a chip and they have been talking about that. "Reality" shows are brain draining since so many on these shows look like botox relics. I think I would want to hide out in the hills and avoid the chip

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    1. Yep, head for the hills
      Chips give no thrills
      Neither does botox rejects
      Just plastic objects

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  38. Glad I won't be around
    when 2096 bears down!

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    1. A good thing indeed
      If that comes to seed

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