Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Cursing Is Wrong, So Says Donkey Kong!

What do you think is up today? Do you think I'm going to bleep it with everything I say? Bleeping bleep you may cry. I don't want to bleeping bleep you under my sky. But that is not where it is going. You humans once again just can't make up your mind with this showing.

That was a curse.
That is so perverse.
That is such a bad word.
Why did you flip me the bird?

I put a spell on you?
That just won't do.
You cursed not me.
I never cursed thee.

Was that a cuss?
Why kick up a fuss?
A cuss is just fine.
A cuss from the spine.

Arch your back and cuss,
Just don't drip puss.
A bastardized version of the word.
Bah, don't be bleeping absurd.

What was with the profanity?
You have some sort of vanity.
You bleeped all day long.
What? Is profanity wrong?

I sound like a snob?
The profanity mob?
You are a bleep.
See, my profanity is deep.

You do some kind of swearing.
I don't care if you are caring.
Bleep you too.
A bleepin bleep without a clue.

See, my swearing is fine.
On swearing we can dine.
With a bleep here and there.
I swear without a care.

Don't start cursing.
The cuss you are rehearsing?
Such profanity in your skit.
This swearing stuff is full of shit.

Bippity bobbity boo,
I just cursed you.
A little cuss slipped out.
My profanity just made you shout.

You humans sure have a lot of weird ways to say swearing. Is putting a curse on a swearer daring? Let me know how that one goes and if some sort of puss cuss flows. Profanity is fun to say. But who wants to say something with "fani" in it at their bay? If you want to say fanny with your swearing pass, just go with something like that is all from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

95 comments:

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    1. Perfect 10 thrice over
      # 30 it is here!

      Hank

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    2. Perfect three times
      With my rhymes

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    3. Wow Hank did great with 30 in a row
      watch that number continue to grow!

      betty

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    4. Thanks Betty
      Sitting pretty!

      Hank

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    5. Um.....
      Let's have a beer?
      Or a deer?

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  2. Cursing Is Wrong, So Says Donkey Kong!
    Agreed! Certainly it is, been so all along
    Profanity
    Isn't pretty
    There'll be those not happy but will just frown

    Hank

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    1. Frown and swear
      If they dare
      Or just cuss
      With some fuss

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  3. Well, frack me...
    Yeah cat, the words slip now and then. What can we say? I don't talk normal like that though. That's a sign of a small mind.

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    1. Yeah f this every other word
      Is just really absurd

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  4. I think some just cuss
    when they make a fuss
    or for lack of a better word
    they just flip the bird
    really it is rare that I swear
    dropping one here or there
    when I am hit with a wham
    I might say oh damn!

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    1. haha a flip of the bird
      Is even more absurd
      It's a finger, oh no
      Such a scary foe
      But already have a post on that
      Ready from the cat lol

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  5. Have you seen Johnny Dangerously, cat? One of the funniest ways to disguise curses - you fargin' ice hole! Hilarious. Of course, nowadays, some of the shows I watch, especially on USA & AE, have so many curse words I forget it's on cable and not a premium channel.

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    1. Never seen that one
      Disguising them though can be fun
      And yeah Suits said Shit over and over the last time out
      USA isn't afraid to let the curses about

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  6. Cuss and swear if you dare, like a dope
    Take a note, your mouth could meet up with soap
    Then you could blow bubbles from your ears
    You may be the laughing chump with your peers

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    1. haha or join he circus with that
      Some money may be where its at

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    2. Are you a liar
      With pants on fire

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  7. When every other word must be bleeped
    Then I think it is much too steep!
    But there are times when another word just won't work
    So a four lettered one comes out with a smirk. Ha.

    Off rhyme now....read recently that Ohio is at the top of the list for profanity in a nationwide list. Who knew we swore more than any other state! What the hell! Oops! Lol...more than New Yorkers? Wow.

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    1. haha yeah a bleep here and there
      No one should care
      Damn, has to be all that smog you have there
      Makes everyone cranky and all the do is swear

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  8. Best not to start to curse
    or it will become worse and worse
    until the arrival of the hearse!

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  9. I've been known to curse in my head
    sometimes even out of my mouth
    but then I'm never happy with that
    when my words take a turn and go south

    betty

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    1. Sometimes out they slip
      And some deserve some lip

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  10. ha. its pretty funny some of the things that slip the mouth
    when people are rummy....come off sounding like a dummy
    when the rage takes hold, or alcohol embold-ens....

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    1. Yeah and then when you catch yourself saying it
      And you try and make up some other word for your hiss and spit

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  11. There sure are lots of ways to say cursing

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  12. profanity is the funniest one to use. Don't even have to swear and still use fani like you pointed out.

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    1. Many never caught that in my rhyme
      Good catch this time

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  13. The only curse I know of is the maloikia...and I have no idea how to spell it. As far as curse words, I am guilty. ..but I never direct them at people and I never ever EVER say the c-word.

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    1. lol I searched the maloikia in google and it came up my site
      Now you'll be the cause of search engine nuts taking flight
      You never ever say CAT?
      Hmph, the cat hates you for that lol

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    2. Lmao hahahaha I hope I didn't give your site the evil eye..

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    3. How rude of you
      Sending evil to my zoo

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  14. I think most of us can say norty words at some point when things just go all wrong and frustrating.
    Have a wonderful day Pat.

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    1. Especially when we bang a knee
      Then the naughty words flee

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  15. It's annoying when people overload on the cursing. A slip once in a blue, meh, it happens. Chronic cursing, like it's part of every conversation...pfht. Some of those nearest and dearest to me do it though, so I just tune in the deaf ear.

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    1. F this, f that
      Really makes me go away, stat

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  16. I love how "arch your back" made it in there :) hehe, little cat influence there? I need to get better about speaking in bleeps. I often say the real thing at inappropriate times. Though I'm never a fan of the middle finger.

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    1. A little bit of the cat
      Has to be where its at
      The finger is just a finger
      Five by five they can linger

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  17. I have little problems with cussing, but a whole lot of problems with cursing. I don't get to befuddled by dirty words, it's when people wish ill on others that I get all nervous.

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    1. Go all voodoo on you
      That just can't do lol

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  18. I don't call swearing, "Cursing." Because it isn't. It's just saying words your mommy doesn't like, because you're in a bad mood.

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    1. That sums it up well
      As the mood can raise some hell

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  19. I don't call swearing, "Cursing." Because it isn't. It's just saying words your mommy doesn't like, because you're in a bad mood.

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  20. 99% of the time that I use a bad word is when I'm driving. Idiot just isn't a strong enough word for some people on the road.

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    1. lol yeah they deserve more
      Idiots at every single shore

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  21. ya know... my uncle did curse sometimes that the planks were bending and we kids sat there with a wide open mouth and of course weren't allowed to repeat one single word of it - ha

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    1. haha well at least he entertained you
      With the cursing that came due

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  22. I do know that diet is a four ltter word!

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  23. I'll beam you instead-
    see and smile back,
    but don't flip the bird
    better say: Donkey Kong!

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    1. You'll beam me
      Will it blind my sea?

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    2. Extra sun - why complaining?
      Go for tanning ;)

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    3. My pale pasty self could use a tan
      During this time span

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  24. I call them cuss words, though I guess curse could work too. I let one slip out when I was riding a huge ride that I did not like at Cedar Point. When we got off, my daughter said "Uh, mom? Did you scream the "s" word on that ride?!" Yes, dear. I did.

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    1. lol well the rides can be scary I suppose
      And then out it goes

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  25. Yup, unfortunately, those blue words manage to slip out of my mouth on a regular basis.

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    1. I hear you Sandra. It happens to the best of us. Mine are usually darker than blue.

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  26. I just had a long time friend unfriend me on fb because he said I shared Horror images and used foul language. lol What a prude.

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    1. lol prudes are all around
      Nose up in the air not making a sound

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  27. I know a few swear words in Italian in case I want to be offensive without offending anyone ;)

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    1. Also, I gave you an award :)

      http://alifeexaminedblog.blogspot.com.au/2015/02/a-very-inspiring-blogger.html

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    2. lol that is the way to be
      I know a few in french at my sea

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  28. orlin N cassie....

    cuzzin....???

    ewe betcha...everee time we eea a bass terd moe foe sonz a bee itchin damn burd........

    yea.......ewe betcha we iz cuzzin.....

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol those burds sure bring it out
      Bet you also shout

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  29. I'm no wuss
    So I don't cuss
    But I'm a puss!

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  30. You know what could make your curse? Hearing the DK Rap over and over again.

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    1. lol jungle falls has it ready
      They play it over and over steady

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  31. No swearing here by me except when its muddy and wet with snow :-)

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    1. The snow brings it out
      Enough to make any shout

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  32. Cursing is wrong. I like finding creative ways to talk in an argument. It is a lot meaner to tell someone that they look like a pinecone than just using the f word. But in general I avoid arguments when I can. Creative poem and I will be checking outthis blog more.

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    1. haha yeah it would be worse to be called a pinecone
      Then be told to f off in a evil tone lol

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  33. I live in the South--people have VERY colorful ways of expressing their emotions here!

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    1. Colorful as in lots of extra words
      That would scare away the birds

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  34. I love a good reason
    The F word is pleasin'
    But not all the time
    Bored to death with that rhyme

    If every other word
    Is always the F-turd
    It doesn't say much
    For those in their hutch

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    1. Yeah brains of a mule
      And look like a fool
      If f is all the say
      There at their bay

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  35. I think our cats look at us and say something really, really bad just with their eyes. I know it but I can curse back and love doing it:)

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    1. lol curse back at the cat
      Nothing wrong with that

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  36. You are an original for sure, Pat! You have a way of putting it all in perspective! Have a good one!

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    1. That I do
      Always see things different in view

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  37. When I curse, your ears explode
    Cursing especially when I'm on the road
    People driving like a slow-mo toad

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    1. People who drive slow
      Annoy me at my show

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