Monday, February 23, 2015

Euphemism's Are Here, Oh Dear!

The cat had fun with the last swearing, or would that be profanity, post. So now he figured why not go all euphemism at our coast. I bet you have one or ten that you use at your den.

Want to swear,
But can't at your lair?
The kiddies might hear?
Some stick up their butt types near?

Well everything is ducky,
Just use it's horse pucky.
And if you have something else to say,
Wait until later, what the hay.

Need to flip off a trucker?
Just use mothersmucker.
Wish such a hole you weren't diggin?
Just use good old friggin.

Whoopdi friggin doo is better though.
But that much you know.
You could then be peeved off.
Sounds like #1 and a wig got in a scoff.

Dang it could then come due.
That dam sure misses you.
Fiddle sticks I spelled it wrong.
Dams everywhere will dang me strong.

Dag Nabit I sound like a rabbit.
That would become a bad habit.
Or would that just be drat?
Heck, I'll just go with strat.

Then blankty blank sure works.
Bleepity bleep has some perks.
Bologna seems to have its say.
Maybe with some bullspit added to the fray?

Arse is easy to do.
Been used at my zoo.
Which brings a perk as well.
Depends on where you dwell.

A bloody wanker can work.
In many places they may think it a perk.
Just like arsemonger and the rest,
As long as they can't pass the overseas test.

Son of a gun is easy,
If not rather cheesy.
Can you be a son of a gun?
$@^%# I am now done.

Any you use at your sea that were missed by me? I could go on forever but that would be such a long endeavor. Plus I might work up so much gas sitting here. That may not be good for my rear. So on any more I will take a bleeping pass and I'll never bleep out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

116 comments:

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    1. You typed less too
      So slow at your zoo lol

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    1. Truedessa,good morning!
      We're early birds we can sing!

      Hank

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    2. Early as can be
      Did you get a worm at your sea

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  3. Our dear Hank
    Gave Truedessa a spank,
    But no cause for an alarm
    He didn't cause her bodily harm!

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    1. Wouldn't hurt Truedessa for a million
      A friend who is such an inspiration

      Hank

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    2. A spank won't hurt no one
      The Cat says it can be fun!

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    3. Hank would not give a spank
      but, someone might walk the plank
      Hank has the number one rank
      Blue calls him a rhyming tank

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    4. Hank is a poetry tank
      as the cat is the rhyming tank

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    5. Mixing things up
      Too much wine in your cup?
      A spank doesn't hurt at all
      As long as some cushion is there at your hall

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    6. No wine in my cup
      just a bit mixed up

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    7. A mix and match
      With the batch

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    8. Oh my all this talk about wine,
      Cushions and a spank sounds fine
      Hank the Poetry Tank
      Blue the Shoe

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    9. Getting drunk and in a funk
      Hopefully not smelling like a skunk

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  4. "Euphemism's Are Here, Oh Dear!"
    Let's us not be worked up, no fear
    Is quite ok
    Let it stay
    It is being tactful and being sincere

    Hank

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    1. A tactful one
      Sure is fun
      Well placed
      And not retraced

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  5. HELLO CAT! Zzzzzzz I'm sleeptyping zzzzzz what time is it anyway zzzzzzz what.... am I too late zzzzzzzz okay well I'm off to my bed now zzzzzzz snore snore

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    1. A sleep typer are you?
      That is something new

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  6. One of my spammers loves the word c.... um... blunt
    Likes to pull that friggin' stunt
    On a weekly basis
    Should down him in an oasis

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    1. Yeah I've seen that spammer
      Hit them with a hammer

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    2. And lock the door
      Forever more

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  7. Thanks to Battlestar Galactica, I use frack sometimes. Not on my blog though. But I do use damn there.

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    1. Damn isn't so bad
      Real life I only use them a tad
      Like if I bump my knee
      Then more than frack will come out of me lol

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  8. mothersmuckers...that is a type jam isnt it,
    ha i use my arse daily, nothing shady
    in that, just a bit smelly

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    1. haha could be
      A jamming with glee
      Arse isn't so bad
      Smelly a tad
      As ass is a mule
      It needs no fuel

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  9. Goodgolly
    Holy Moly
    For Goodness Sake
    Gosh Durn
    Ding Dang Frappadoodle
    To you too!

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    1. lol Ding Dang Frappadoodle is a new one
      I'll have to give that a run

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  10. Need to swear, climb a stair
    Hug a Rooseveldt Teddy Bear
    Make a joke, don't go broke
    Have a toke you might croak
    Beware of time, make a rhyme
    Suck a lime, pay a dime
    Zonk a squirrel, make a curl
    Find a girl, take a whirl
    These are things you may want to do
    But never swear in front of Baby Roo

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    1. Or what?
      I'll join King Tut?
      Winnie the pooh will murder me
      Damn, I better not let them fly free
      At least I won't toke
      And the croak
      Will he make it quick?
      Hope he doesn't lick

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  11. Most of the definitions of profanity go back to irreverence or contempt of God. It's not until you get to the last (fifth one) that it mentions common or vulgar words. I think that's where a lot of the swearing comes in now days.

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    1. Yep, a lot just are common and vulgar that are let loose
      No one really swears at God or any heavenly caboose

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  12. Known to swear a lot in my head
    but rarely out loud in any form
    but after watching some movies
    that seems to be the norm

    betty

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    1. Oh my head hears it a ton
      As I give the words a run

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  13. I cuss like a sailor as you know
    No need to be PC over at my show!
    But I dig your bleepity bleeps and blankety blanks
    Me, and my friends are just redneck skanks.

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    1. haha well you have to swear
      There at your lair
      How else could you explain your zit love
      Swearing is needed when push comes to shove

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  14. Lol @ dag nabit. Hahahaha

    I am infamous for saying "oh sh*t". A few weeks back, my mushy dropped a macaroni and yelled out "oh sh*t!!!!". Hey, at least she used it in the right context. Right?! Hahaha

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    1. hahaha wait until she starts saying it all the time
      Strangers may think it a crime
      I let the f one fly in front of a kid by mistake
      She said it a few times after that partake

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  15. What kind of effing shite do you like to write? I now have a job where I can swear all I want at my lair. It's still fun to cast a euphemism or two when a curse word comes due.

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    1. Letting it flow
      At your work show
      Sure must be fun
      No need or a euphemism run

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  16. I'm a big fan of buckfutter. Or, if it comes to it, you can always tell someone to go fork themselves.

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    1. Buckfutter is a new one to me
      Fork themselves would hurt more at ones sea

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    2. Lol @ buckfutter. I think he totally made that one up...and I am too afraid to google it.

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    3. Saturday night live comes up in google
      When you go to oogle

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  17. Shut the front door!

    I'm going to use "mothersmucker" today. I promise.

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    1. haha good luck working it in
      Could make a for a win

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  18. Once, resting in the room
    don't get over doomed
    don't pass away
    departing to distant bay

    Get up from your arse
    Feel the force of farce
    Whoopdi friggin doo!
    The best we can do!

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    1. The force of farce can be felt
      A bad hand to be dealt
      No passing away
      At least not at my bay

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  19. My boys are all grown now but still use the rule, no swearing within mom's hearing. They do all call each other jackasses all the time. It's a family joke and sometimes pretty acurate.

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    1. lol well it is just a donkey anyway
      There at your bay

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  20. My cursing vocabulary is limited to two words.

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    1. Hmmm is that an f and u
      Or something less rude at your zoo lol

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  21. mofo, fricken', beeotch, and poo
    are all euphemisms I've heard too. ;)

    My grandma used to say 'son of a biscuit eater.'

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    1. lol well many a biscuit eater
      You don't repeat her

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  22. The only thing I ever swear is that I didn't hear that!

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    1. lol pretend not to hear
      And run away in fear

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  23. I'm trying to be a good girl - that's what I tell myself.

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  24. I am not into swearing, but I know a man who is.........the one who left me in a mess.

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  25. A bloody wanker sounds sick.
    I'd hate to see that guy's...
    euphemism.

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    1. It would be scary
      Things could get hairy

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  26. Oops! I try not to say bad words. I never heard my mom or dad say one, so I follow their example.

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    1. Not a single one?
      Damn, they sure had self control a ton

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  27. Ahhh the art of profanity. I use it quite a bit. Probably shouldn't but do anyways.

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  28. Ahhh the art of profanity. I use it quite a bit. Probably shouldn't but do anyways.

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    1. So much you said it twice
      How nice lol

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  29. Oh, dang, now you've done it
    I'll have to say fudge, dadgum it!

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    1. Was the fudge hard on the tongue?
      Did you pop a lung

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  30. Eat sh(*)t and die
    why do I try?
    Must run to the Troll
    watch out for his hole.

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    1. A hole of a troll
      Would charge a steep toll

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  31. Bite me, is a favorite of mine. lol

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    1. The cat takes that to heart
      Biting at our cart

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  32. I use so many of those! My personal favorite- feel free to use it- is mother trucker. It's close to mother smucker, without the jelly connotations and it's tougher...you can just see a tattooed momma driving a big rig coming to whoop some butt.

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    1. haha and get out of her way
      As she would make all pay

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  33. orlin N cassie

    sinz de dawn oh time, kidz neer ore far, de werds bass terd, sonz a bitchez, moe foez, $#it, dam, #ell, pizz, CS, f'ed up JC and a mix mash oh all listed........haz all wayz ...N all wayz will bee... a part oh de day lee dialogz round TT...

    euphemisms be dammed ☺

    see...knot just R spellin iz ewe neek !! ♥♥♥

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    1. haha your spelling makes it harder for kids to hear
      Or I guess that would be see if the peer

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  34. To Curse or Not to Curse

    Words are a choice
    Whether kind or crass voice
    No stick up my rear-
    I just choose what to hear

    The kids that I teach
    Must self-control speech
    Truth be - I don't mind
    But there are those not so kind

    So I approach it with no pretense
    Ere with caution - no chance of offense
    It's not something vital to living the day
    And you never know who it might turn away.

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    1. That is true
      Can scare a few
      Or cause some to riot
      If you were to try it
      Learn who you can say it to and who you can't
      Then you don't have to worry about doing a face plant

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    2. Amen, Amen
      I'll say it again. :-)

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    3. haha a double amen works for me
      Here at my sea

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  35. This reminds me of when I was a teen and I was trying hard not to curse. I would say "Flippin A" a lot. My mom used to like to call people pea brains. :P

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    1. haha pea brains I've heard a bunch
      Many sure are out to lunch

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  36. son of a biscuit has always been my favorite.

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    1. Those biscuits get around
      Seems many are found

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  37. I have been known to use a few choice words that used to be only appropriate for sailors or barstool denizens. Usually, I let those choice syllables fly when I stub my toe or one of my family members is being a butt.

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    1. haha being a butt you say
      Didn't let it fly today
      I guess they aren't a butt
      Not at your hut

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  38. I swear more than I care to admit. I could probably pass for a trucker.

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    1. Well if you ever have to blend in
      Can do so for the win

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  39. I just go for the gold when they take hold

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  40. I live in the South, so we get creative.

    "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

    "Shut the front door, look at that!"

    "Well I'm just about as happy as a tick on a fat dog."

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    1. haha that sure is creative indeed
      There at your southern feed

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  41. You definitely have nailed euphemisms.
    Haven't heard 'fiddlesticks' in forever.
    Seems so mild in today's world. Smiles!

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    1. haha mild as can be
      Compared to the ones many let fly free

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  42. Terry and I would get along well. We might need to start using your euphemisms or we'll probably both go straight to hell.

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    1. Bah, at least you'll be warm
      And they'll never be a snow storm

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  43. Time and place
    For eff-ing and such
    Feels good to let go
    And release a touch

    I remember my brothers
    Saying "You're a big boobie head"
    Not sure where it came from
    But they yelled and then fled

    My Dad's idea of swearing
    Was to say "Dingbust"
    We'd all just laugh
    Not much of a cuss

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    1. haha yeah that isn't much of a cuss
      Especially is one ones to kick up a fuss
      But letting it fly free
      Sometimes is nice indeed at ones sea

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  44. I love swear words-I do...I really, really do:) I try to be better and will say Sugar instead of dung heap and if very bad sugar of a bee hive Christmas Tree

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    1. haha well at least you try
      But swears are fun to let fly

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  45. No kids here so I can swear all the hell I want to.

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