The cat had fun with the last swearing, or would that be profanity, post. So now he figured why not go all euphemism at our coast. I bet you have one or ten that you use at your den.
Want to swear,
But can't at your lair?
The kiddies might hear?
Some stick up their butt types near?
Well everything is ducky,
Just use it's horse pucky.
And if you have something else to say,
Wait until later, what the hay.
Need to flip off a trucker?
Just use mothersmucker.
Wish such a hole you weren't diggin?
Just use good old friggin.
Whoopdi friggin doo is better though.
But that much you know.
You could then be peeved off.
Sounds like #1 and a wig got in a scoff.
Dang it could then come due.
That dam sure misses you.
Fiddle sticks I spelled it wrong.
Dams everywhere will dang me strong.
Dag Nabit I sound like a rabbit.
That would become a bad habit.
Or would that just be drat?
Heck, I'll just go with strat.
Then blankty blank sure works.
Bleepity bleep has some perks.
Bologna seems to have its say.
Maybe with some bullspit added to the fray?
Arse is easy to do.
Been used at my zoo.
Which brings a perk as well.
Depends on where you dwell.
A bloody wanker can work.
In many places they may think it a perk.
Just like arsemonger and the rest,
As long as they can't pass the overseas test.
Son of a gun is easy,
If not rather cheesy.
Can you be a son of a gun?
$@^%# I am now done.
Any you use at your sea that were missed by me? I could go on forever but that would be such a long endeavor. Plus I might work up so much gas sitting here. That may not be good for my rear. So on any more I will take a bleeping pass and I'll never bleep out my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.