Saturday, February 7, 2015

I Called It With This Fit!

Would it not be grand to live by the rules of kids across the land? It would be much easier I suppose and cause a few less woes. Or maybe not. I guess we shall explore this plot.

The front seat is there.
With one simple declare,
"I called it!"
Can't even have a fit.

It was called.
You can be appalled.
But you have to sit in the back,
After such an I called it attack.

What can you do,
With this at your zoo?
Much I bet.
Just follow the pet.

Lottery prize is grand.
All buy tickets across the land.
But no need for you.
You called it first at your zoo.

So you win.
Everyone thinks it is a sin.
You then stand in line.
Pfft this law is divine.

You called the first spot.
Move ahead a whole lot.
Even the DMV,
Can't stop thee.

Want that job?
Can't give it to Bob,
Because you called it.
All applicants have a fit.

But you called the thing.
Corner office at your wing.
But why stop there?
Call the presidency at your lair.

Save money on campaign crap.
You called it first on the map.
It is now all yours.
Go on world tours.

See how that works?
Doesn't I called it have such perks?
It should be a new law.
No one will come after you with a hacksaw.

What? You don't agree with me? The front seat is all it works for at ones sea? Damn, I guess I will have to buy a ticket. After all people may picket. Hank just called #1 at my grass. I guess that works too for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

88 comments:

  1. "Hank just called #1 at my grass"
    Wonder what about one should ask
    Slowly progressing
    And no digressing
    Progressing yes, as long as it lasts!

    Hank

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    1. As long as it lasts indeed
      As #1 sure takes seed

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    2. Hank called it so it came to be...haha

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    3. Has it down
      With calling it at my town

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    4. Truedessa Ma'am, as you can see
      All these while been pretty lucky!

      Hank

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    5. Lucky or good
      Here at my hood?

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  2. Hank does always call number one
    Can he be stopped on his run
    One would have to be quick
    In a pond throw a stick
    And Hank's number one run would be done

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    1. Have to be fast
      To make him a thing of the past
      But it can be done
      Wait a month or so and #1 can be gotten by anyone

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    2. Manzi Ma'am may yet still be shrouded
      But now it's getting crowded!

      Hank

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    3. Ahead of the crowd
      Can stay proud

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  3. "I call it" wouldn't work at this bay
    "I call shotgun" is the only way;
    Just be careful of the law
    Or a shotgun might be the last thing you saw!

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    1. Bullets to the face
      No one should embrace

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  4. You can call first dibs on that box of litter there!
    No one will fight you, I'm sure you are aware!

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    1. Cassie may fight
      If we both need to go in the dead of night

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  5. I often have to buy a ticket cause I never find free.

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    1. Damn tickets cost a ton
      They are never fun

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  6. Good for Hank. The front seat sounds good to us. Who wants to sit in the back. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Front see where one can see all
      Unless free to roam from the carrier stall

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    2. Thanks Marg!
      The crowd is large.

      Hank

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  7. Hmm live by the rules of kids
    that would be fun indeed
    at anyone's feed

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    1. Until all when upside down and inside out
      Then everyone may shout

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  8. Lol that's a very interesting theory. I believe they tried that on The Walking Dead. The bikers just had to claim it first and it was theres. Punishment was a little more severe than a child though. Break the rules and you get beaten to death.

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    1. Yeah they tried that and didn't work
      Was not much of a perk
      As they are all toast
      Now they can't boast

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  9. ha. my boys call it all the time
    even though my youngest is a crime
    my oldest though can be front seat
    so brothers in the back
    banging on the seat with his feet....

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    1. haha one way to get payback
      Banging on the back with a feet attack

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  10. This was rather funny as kids are always calling it
    but, I did see a kid who didn't like the rule have a fit
    front seat he wanted so they rumbled for a bit...
    the cat is good with a rhyme so full of wit
    I claim the lottery, now that would be a big hit
    off I go things to do, so I guess I have to split..haha

    Have a happy Saturday at your bay :)

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    1. Oh yeah there can be a fight
      As the I call it comes to light
      Or just jump in through the window
      Done that a time or two when we got ready to go

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  11. If only that continued to work past childhood.

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    1. Yeah loses it's worth
      When adulthood takes birth

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  12. You say, call it, Pat?
    Why didn't I
    ....(sigh)
    Think of that?

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  13. Ha! My two oldest used to do that, and I forgot all about it. They tried it w/the radio too, but I just made them take turns. Guess that reiterates that it works on the front seat call only.

    Saw your new book and tried to order. It says I have to wait or pre-order. What a tease Amazon is (they're the ones who sent me the e-mail alert)!!! Looks like a good one though (Goat in my Boat)!

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    1. lol yep, used to do that too
      Always a trick at my zoo
      Locked all doors but one
      And crawled in through the back open one as to the front my brother did run lol

      haha be out in march there
      As I have to space them out a bit at my lair
      Was a fun one to do
      Here at my zoo

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    2. ha! love the car door trick. Savvy!

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    3. lol always thinking then as well
      Tricky and a it childish where I dwell

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  14. First row? Not the goal
    anymore as we have
    the screen to see closer
    view if it's up to our fancy...
    so call it first just to feed
    someone's thirst
    for sun spot to review
    the host's post ...though
    one thing we can do:
    to order the posting
    on cue....

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    1. Can feed a thirst
      And not the worst
      Not stuck in back
      Crushed at ones shack

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  15. aw haha you always make me laugh and you always have theory for all ! lol

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  16. The front seat is always best
    no one in front to be a pest
    and a place for head to rest......

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    1. Ad more leg room too
      At the front with more to view

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  17. Don't like the front seat when its watching movies ~ But everything else, I like it first !

    Grace

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    1. Yeah watching movies the front does suck
      With that one isn't in luck

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    1. Save money on campaign crap? Sounds like a plan to me.

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    2. 36 you say
      II screwed that up at my bay
      Save money that way
      At every bay

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    3. But today......
      I beat Hank to it at your bay.

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  19. I'd love to throw a fit but they would just call me unfit, stamp a screw and a ball on my butt and call me a nut

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    1. Ouch, hopefully there is some cushion there
      Or screws you should beware

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  20. One way to get thrown in a rubber room, as you say

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  21. I'm not sure anything would ever get done

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    1. It sure might not
      But all would be hot to trot

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  22. I wouldn't mind going back to being a kid. No real worries and someone else does everything for you. But then someone is always telling you what to do. Might as well stay an adult I guess.

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    1. True, always getting told what to do
      Is no fun at any zoo

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  23. "I called it!" didn't work for me growing up. Dad always had a system for us taking turns riding up front in the car ~ and only if Mom or Nana weren't in it too. I'm guide certain that your cats have you trained. I haven't met a cat yet who didn't have its humans trained. Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. haha taking turns you say
      I didn't go by that at my bay
      The cats have me whipped indeed
      Here at our feed

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    2. Hey Pat where you're at!
      One of my blogging friends posted this video ~ I thought that you might get a kick out of it. I don't know how this cat learned this stuff ~ could it have been trained???

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRbakPKgU5Y#t=22

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    3. haha that took a lot of training to do I bet
      One skilled pet

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  24. While the plan seems like a good one
    I don't think it would work
    those who called it first
    would always be considered a jerk

    betty

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    1. That they all would
      Or maybe just misunderstood

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  25. Rhyme on the 'net
    I sure won't forget

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  26. I'm seen so many wars about who got to ride in the front-seat. My grandmother was ridiculous about it when she visited and we went out somewhere. The rule was that if it was your birthday you got to ride in front, no questions.

    Well one day, guess who rode in the car with us on my birthday?

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    1. haha I take it is wasn't you
      As she had to have the front seat view

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  27. I like the birthday rule that Adam mentioned:)

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  28. smiles - once my kids got older and were allowed to sit in the front seat they just went all to the back - just for fun - and left me alone in the front driving...smiles

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    1. haha a reverse front seat attack
      With your kiddo pack

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  29. Yup - I remember that with me and my brothers
    Probably drove my folks crazy, and others
    But where I would really like to call first
    Is in the bathroom line, before I burst!

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    1. haha yeah only having one loo
      I had to get their first too

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  30. I'd rather earn something fair and square than to "call it."

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    1. But that could take a while
      Not a kids style

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  31. It isn't beneath me to call it when it comes to standing in a long line.

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    1. Lines sure can suck
      Like to pass them with some luck

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  32. Now that my youngest is old enough to sit up front, I Call It is almost fighting words around here. We had to implement the old tried and true turn taking method for front seat riding.

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    1. haha turns is the only way
      To keep the peace at ones bay

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