Friday, February 13, 2015

Let's Join In At My Bin!

So today the cat is going to help you out. Although you may end up sitting there with a pout. I can't help what you are. Don't go blaming my sand bar. Anyway, so away we go with a quiz show.

Are you old?
Are you dead?
Do you have a bald head?
Then you are a walrus at club med.

Do you like food?
Are you rude?
Do you spit?
Then you are a thing that flushes umm shit.

Do you date?
Do you mate?
Do you cry?
Then you are a newt with a glass eye.

Can you run?
Are you a nun?
Are you confused?
You are a mime that is abused.

Are you in shape?
Is your head like a grape?
Did you answer that?
Wow, you are a plump rat.

Would you save the girl?
Would you take a truck for a whirl?
Would you jump off a bridge?
You are a goat on a ridge.

Who do you like more?
Do you snore?
Do you have money?
Congrats, you just look funny.

Would you jump?
Would you hump?
Would you sneeze?
Wow, you're a leaf in the breeze.

Will you stay?
Will you play?
Will you bite?
You're a Barney night light.

Can you sing?
Ready for a fling?
Do you like spring?
Congrats, you are this, that or the other thing.

Did you answer the cat's quizzes correct? Can you stand erect? Wow, you are a human and not some stupid thing in a quiz. That must really want to make you go take a whiz. I know, I know, you have another quiz to do at your show. Wowee, you may find out you're a singing bass. That is so impressive to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

104 comments:

  1. If I'm a Barney night light, then someone just shoot me.

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    1. lol shot is a better fate
      Then having such a trait

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  2. I'd say most of us are ready for spring...so we're "the other thing!"

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    1. The other thing
      Can sure go many ways at ones wing

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  3. I can't sing but I am ready for spring and flings, smiles ~

    Grace

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    1. lol well both of those are grand
      So 2/3 isn't bad in your land

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  4. Who takes the online quizes, I don't know
    They may be put there just for show
    They may be there for information
    As your life becomes a conflagration
    Just hoist the flag up the pole
    Did the shots come from the grassy knoll?

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    1. Came from space
      Or some other place
      The aliens did it
      With their crazy fit

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  5. I love the quizzes that are easy to pass. I got some right here, I'm sure of it!! :)

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    1. In that pile of paper
      You have a quiz caper?

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    2. Probably. Wouldn't surprise me. From 1999 (kidding...I clean it up every few months, hahaha...working on it ;) ).

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    3. lol and you count it too
      Wow, must take a lot of time at your zoo

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  6. no no no
    yes sometimes no yes yes yes
    yes no no
    i have a shape yes yes
    i would try yes yes
    her yes some
    yes 3-5 times a week yes
    yes yes if you want
    yes yes yes

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    1. lmao wow you went with all
      As my sarcasm had a ball
      No biting though at your sea
      Save that for the 3-5 times a week for thee lol

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  7. Take it in a flash,
    You'll get some cash!
    Take it in an hour,
    Well aren't you a special flower.

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  8. Glad to know I am not something stupid in a quiz
    but a human being
    but I have to say after our pleasant warmish winter
    it almost feels like spring

    betty

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    1. Tons of snow falling here
      So no spring is near

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  9. Flows nicely, Pat.

    I'll answer to this, "Are you a nun?" Sometimes I try to be one.

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    1. lol well at least you try
      And save all under the sky

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  10. I'm a confused mime. Thanks for sorting me out!

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    1. No problem at all
      Enjoy miming at your hall

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  11. lol Is it possible to answer the quiz questions wrong? ;)

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  12. Sure can't sing at this house. Lots of questions. Have a great day.

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    1. The cats can sing
      As a tune they bring

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  13. I like food...I cry...I can't sing...I wonder what that makes me? ;)

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    1. A human that gives water off
      Come now, don't scoff

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  14. I like food...I cry...I can't sing...I wonder what that makes me? ;)

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  15. Well, your quiz makes as much sense as some of the others I've seen... ones to determine such earth-shattering things as what kind of dog, flower, or tree you would be, or perhaps what song, book character, or actor defines the "real you." Uh, yeah. I think I'll pass...

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    1. haha yep pass on each and every one
      Although making fun of them is fun

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  16. Yeah. Some of those quizzes can be real winners.

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    1. A winner like a bottle spinner?
      Wait, that would be a sinner

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  17. Yeah. Some of those quizzes can be real winners.

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  18. Oh dude
    What a mirthful attitude
    Rhymes give a good mood

    I'll finish this great work of poetry later. Sooner or later, I am going to read one of your books.

    Meanwhile, my dog Duke says he knows how to deal with a cat's quiz. If you know what I mean jellybean. Meow

    And no I'm not daft. I just like to laugh.

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    1. Attitude can fly through
      Here at my zoo
      Not sure how much a poet the cat is
      But a rhyming nut he can be with this biz
      Your dog would eat it I bet
      Daft is fine by this rhyming pet

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  19. Most of them are pointless as can be

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    1. A nervous nelly
      Well beats being smelly

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  21. Lol I was so confused at first! I was trying to figure out what I was and then I re-read the line saying I am this that or another thing!

    cestlavie22.wordpress.com

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    1. lol just making fun of then quizzes they show
      All over high and low

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    1. No wonder you hate a thumper
      Who is also a humper

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  23. My head is fizzin' with all this quizzin'
    Happy weekend.

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    1. Hopefully not fizzin too long
      That would be wrong

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  24. Well, my Dad is old and he likes food so we are off to a good start!

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  25. I don't think I'm any of the above.
    I don't think I understand them.

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  26. I think I'd rather play chess
    Than take such a test
    Not into question mess

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    1. Chess can be slow
      Rhyme and away I go

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  27. Will you leave the poor mimes alone?? They have done nothing to you!!! You, Cat, are the ONLY one that dishes out mime abuse. Sigh!

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    1. lol a mime hater at my sea
      That is sure little old me

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  28. Um, right now, I feel like the printer, in the winter.
    Smashed, bashed, sold for trash.
    Sigh and bye.

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    1. Wow, you were sold for trash?
      Did the trash man throw a bash?
      How much did you go for?
      Trash of lore

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  29. orlin N cassie...we getted all but 30 rite on yur quiz......coz itza fry day N all....

    happee heartz day oh love two everee one N heerz two a topminnow & trumpetfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. All but 30 you say
      Well at least you tried at our bay

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  30. You have a great talent for writing also for making people laugh. Keep it up.

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  31. A leaf in the breeze
    one could do with ease
    floating beneath a tree
    chasing a honey bee

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    1. But then you hit the ground
      Get shit on by a hound
      And eaten by a cat
      Wait, reverse that

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    2. Or float into a river and sail with the current to a faraway land.. or fall into a pile of leaves and become a leaf creation..

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    3. True, there is positives too
      To a floating leaf at ones zoo

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  32. Well, today I feel old and not even a little bit bold. And a bad enough cold that I feel only slightly human.

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    1. Ugg to the germs at your sea
      Hopefully they soon flee

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  33. "So today the cat is going to help you out"
    It can take the forms of some shout-outs
    There are lots of quiz
    Humour to squeeze
    Just nice little felines and no burly louts

    Hank

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    1. Humor can squeeze out
      Like a slippery trout

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  34. I like Spring, yes, I do!
    Better than snow at my zoo :)

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    1. Snow sucks a ton
      It has to soon be done

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  35. What? No multiple choice?
    When I got to the end, I did rejoice! lol...

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    1. lol but were you right
      Or was it a right

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  36. Did my cat help me out?
    No, she sat in a pout.
    Wanting in or wanting out
    As long as I answer her meow...

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    1. Answer right away
      Or there will be hell to pay

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  37. Sure, can sing, move in swing,
    hum all day at my sway,
    breeze and sneeze at your quiz,
    bring the spring on the wing!

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    1. Sneeze and breeze with a swing and sway
      Multitasking a ton at your bay

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  38. I am old... and depending on which old person you ask if they are old.... You might be dead!!!

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    1. Dead you say
      Not an old timer game I want to play lol

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  39. "Do you like food?"

    as long as it's not already pre-chewed

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    1. That would be nasty as can be
      Keep pre-chewed away from me

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  40. A nun I am not.
    But I do like food a lot.
    Does that make me a big old loo?
    Probably. Some would say I am full of poo ;)

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    1. lol some would say that here as well
      I guess being full of it can be swell

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  41. I like to mate, that is a good fate. I like to hump, no one can call me a frump. I am never a bore but I do snore and I love fun so I could never be a nun

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    1. lol with those perks
      No nun conversion is in the works

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  42. I guess I could save the girl
    But I'd prefer to save the guy
    And then the humping could proceed
    But the Cat would have to turn a blind eye

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    1. lmao that works too
      There at your zoo
      But the cat would stare
      he's a perv at our lair

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  43. I will be anything but a barney night light

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    1. A truly bad fate
      And one we'd all hate

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  44. You have really asked intriguing questions here
    my hands shake as my own answers I fear
    the hardest one for me is 'are you dead?'
    I just can't wrap the idea around my head!

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    1. Well if you can shake your head
      Then you probably aren't dead lol

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  45. LOL! I'm a sucker for quizzes, and yours are most original!

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