Back we are to the yearly post when greeting cards and flower companies strike it rich from coast to coast. Meanwhile many fall for the magic day, thinking it will make everything a okay!
Love is in the air,
Show one you care.
Buy, buy, buy.
They will go oh me oh my.
You will really win their heart.
Just go out and fill your cart.
Throw everything in.
Their heart you want to win.
Don't skimp on quality at all.
They can tell at their hall.
Let your credit card out,
So love can fly about.
You need a card.
You need to flower the yard.
Don't forget the house too.
Flowers everywhere must come due.
This day will be oh so magic.
Forget everything that is tragic.
Divorce lawyers will no longer be in need.
Just celebrate this day at your feed.
All will be right with the world.
Forever your toes will be curled.
So says this day.
So shop away.
The day even has a mascot.
He is so cute by a whole lot.
He flies around all flabby.
His aim isn't too shabby.
Then he hits you with an arrow.
Maybe he wants your bone marrow?
Did I mention he wears nothing at all?
Oh yeah, there is a diaper on call.
He can work 24/7 to keep love alive.
He will make it survive.
The only monkey wrench,
May be his diaper stench.
Love is in the air.
It's smell is rare.
Breathe it all back.
This oh so special day will bring everything back.
Pffffft is all the cat can say. But you knew that by now at my bay. Pfffft to any magic crap. Pffft to every Hallmark chap. One whole day does nothing magic at all. But go ahead and believe the Valentine's day writing on every wall. The cat will now go pass some gas out my pffft-ing little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.