Saturday, February 14, 2015

Love Is In The Air And It's Smell Is Rare!

Back we are to the yearly post when greeting cards and flower companies strike it rich from coast to coast. Meanwhile many fall for the magic day, thinking it will make everything a okay!

Love is in the air,
Show one you care.
Buy, buy, buy.
They will go oh me oh my.

You will really win their heart.
Just go out and fill your cart.
Throw everything in.
Their heart you want to win.

Don't skimp on quality at all.
They can tell at their hall.
Let your credit card out,
So love can fly about.

You need a card.
You need to flower the yard.
Don't forget the house too.
Flowers everywhere must come due.

This day will be oh so magic.
Forget everything that is tragic.
Divorce lawyers will no longer be in need.
Just celebrate this day at your feed.

All will be right with the world.
Forever your toes will be curled.
So says this day.
So shop away.

The day even has a mascot.
He is so cute by a whole lot.
He flies around all flabby.
His aim isn't too shabby.

Then he hits you with an arrow.
Maybe he wants your bone marrow?
Did I mention he wears nothing at all?
Oh yeah, there is a diaper on call.

He can work 24/7 to keep love alive.
He will make it survive.
The only monkey wrench,
May be his diaper stench.

Love is in the air.
It's smell is rare.
Breathe it all back.
This oh so special day will bring everything back.

Pffffft is all the cat can say. But you knew that by now at my bay. Pfffft to any magic crap. Pffft to every Hallmark chap. One whole day does nothing magic at all. But go ahead and believe the Valentine's day writing on every wall. The cat will now go pass some gas out my pffft-ing little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

85 comments:

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    1. And I don't know if I'm being foolish
      Don't know if I'm being wise
      But it's something that I must believe in
      And it's there when I look in your eyes...


      Everybody!

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    2. Hank got blown away with all the love in the air.

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    3. Hank is off loving it up at his sea
      So #1 for the blue grumpy

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    4. I knew you'd say that
      Furry kitty Cat ha

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    5. Psychic at your sea?
      Or do you just know me?

      And yipppeee
      For me

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    6. wow blue again number one
      Hank is not having any fun
      trying to keep in the top spot
      must make some fraught

      betty

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    7. Poor Hank is late today
      All loving at his bay

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    8. Not that not in the mood
      Hank is on the road

      Hank

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    9. Hey, Hank The Poetry Tank! Don't let me do all the hard work for you! You're on the road, eh? Having fun I hope.

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    10. On the road you say
      Safe travels at your bay

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  2. 'My love is pure'
    Smells like manure,
    Especially if the sentiment's Walmart's...
    Smells like donkey farts!

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  3. After a breakup of a relationship,
    Valentine;s Day means nowt to me.
    But I won't spoil it for everyone else.
    Have a great day.....to you from me.

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    1. Means nothing to me either way
      Just another dumb day

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  4. Nothing wrong with flowers all around
    When snow is covering all the ground
    My valentine did the sweetest thing
    Bought me blooming bulbs I can transplant in the spring
    The fragrance now fills the air
    And those gorgeous flowers just make me stare!

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    1. Flowers are a win
      There at your bin
      As you can stare
      Until the ground is bare

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  5. Someone send out a search party for Hank...
    Cupid is not getting my bone marrow.
    And Hallmark is not getting my money. I just got my wife a bag full of flavored coffees and she was happy as a clam.

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    1. haha know the way to her heart at your sea
      Cupid and hallmark can bite me

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    2. I got mine a fancy dinner. How about that? Good thing I knew the owners.... or else..... kaching!

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    3. no kaching is a win
      There at your bin

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  6. What an excuse to make money
    Buy expensive gifts for your honey
    Better step on the gas
    If you don't want the sass
    And you'll sleep out in the cold with the bunny

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    1. Damn, not even the dog house
      Out cold like a mouse
      Hiding in a bunny hole
      underground like a mole

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  7. 39 years ago, as a high school freshman, I gave the mister a valentine and the rest is history! It was a hallmark card, too! Lol....magic!

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    1. lol hallmark has some magic you say
      I'll keep that in mind at my bay

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    2. Maybe it's just magical me,
      and nothing to do with the card, you see.
      lol...

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    3. lol that could be it indeed
      Makes more sense at my feed

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  8. Yup it can get expensive but also yummy. Happy Valentines to you and all the kitties.

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    1. Yummy I suppose is true
      As they make lots of treats come due

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  9. I am going to say it anyway
    sending wishes to your bay
    Happy Valentine's Day!

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    1. Pffft says the cat
      But a head nod you get from Pat lol

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    2. Pffft says the cat??
      Just like tht?
      Nothing else coming out of his furry um hat?
      Like a free Bora chat or an expensive Bora mat?
      No?
      At your show?
      So tell me.... how was Valentine's Night?
      Was it, you know, all rrrrrrrrrright?

      Just asking.... showing an interest..... meow!

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    3. lol I went to bed
      Rested my head
      That was that
      For Pat and cat

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  10. Happy Valentine's Day from all of us!!!

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    1. Hopefully you get a treat or two
      But still pffft to the day at my zoo lol

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  11. I hope everyone enjoys the holiday from Cupid

    unless you think it is stupid

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  12. They say: magic in the air
    trust and you'll get in affair!

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    1. An affair you say?
      That could end messy at ones bay

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  13. Valentines day as the creepiest mascot at least

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  14. Oh I knew you'd say so
    secretly, you're romantic though
    So Happy Valentine's Day to you
    and Orlin & Cassie, too :)

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    1. Secretly romantic at my bay?
      Pfffft the cat takes offense to what you say lol

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    2. oh come on Valentine's Day is fun
      I didn't buy a card, I made my own
      with paper and pencil drawn
      hubby loved it, too, at my zoo
      doesn't have to be commercialized
      can just be lighthearted :)

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    3. Lighthearted is fine
      With ones home made sign

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  15. oh yes, lets buy love
    like any old street corner drug...cheap chocolate
    oh she will like it lots, and the wholesale genocide
    of roses...in a week we will dispose of...
    i need no day to love
    it only cheapens its sentiment...

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    1. That it truly does
      Cheapens with its hallmark buzz
      A load of crap that says in one day
      Everything can be a okay

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    1. Pffft says the cat
      But thanks from Pat

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  17. We are going out for dinner and a movie. That will be the extent of our VAlentines Day.

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    1. Can do that any old time
      So not a crime

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  18. Happy V D my friend
    May the rhymes never end

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    1. They will go on and on
      Here at our rhyming lawn

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  19. Had to remove the above comment as my fingers and my brain were not in sync.
    Happy VDay anyway, Alex.

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    1. Not in sync you say
      Hmm so where does Alex come from anyway? lmao

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  20. Interesting at the store today
    seeing mostly men buying cards and flowers
    they must have forgotten this special day
    and were trying to get things done in many an hour

    betty

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    1. Or were in more trouble
      And needed more on the double

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  21. Happy Valentines Day to you....
    I won't send a card this year
    the cards now cost a fortune
    better to share some beer.

    Happy Valentine's Day to you
    another year rolls by
    how many more do we have
    before we look down from the sky?

    Happy Valentines Day to you
    my heart is in the right place
    it throbs and throbs with caring
    as I make my best smiley face!

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    1. haha look at you go
      With the valentine flow
      How many years we don't know
      Hopefully end up above and not below
      Good to have a heart in the right place
      That and a smiley face

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  22. Haha I know you will say something like that!You don't like things like that:)

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    1. The cat will bash it with glee
      As it sure isn't for me

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  23. I don't celebrate this non holiday, holiday. lol

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    1. Yea, nothing holiday about it
      Not one bit

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  24. "Love Is In The Air And It's Smell Is Rare!"
    Happy Valentine young lovers everywhere
    The old have their own way
    Sustaining the feel all day
    The young will know it later that's only fair

    Hank

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    1. The young will be in the know
      As they age and grow

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  25. Such a cynic
    At your clinic
    But not surprised
    As you eulogize

    HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, GLORIOUS STUPENDOUS MAGICAL VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    so there :-)

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    1. lol no surprise at my sea
      Have to try harder to fool thee
      Pffft to the rooftop shouting
      Cupid is still pouting

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  26. I never was so stupid
    to finance a cupid,
    but being a damn bear
    is done at my lair.

    It's time to find my bed
    and rest my weary head
    Never do this again
    'cause I've lost my grin (Similie)

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    1. lol a lost grin
      Isn't a win
      But saving some dough
      Against that cupid foe
      Is the way to be
      Even if it as by going on a bear spree

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  27. Someone needs to refresh their catnip. ;)

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    1. Catnip good and ready
      Still hate it steady lol

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  28. A card is nice anytime. My hubby worked all day and came home very sore but he was not a bore. He loved my card and my chocolate cake-yup I did bake and now he is no longer awake as I heard a big snore:)

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    1. haha not a bore is good
      Not sure about the snore in your hood

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  29. So cynical ~ but then you enjoy saying it like you see it.
    We're very low key where we sit!
    I never did get the cupid bit.
    Hope the day went well at your pit.

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    1. Same old day
      Here at our bay
      As I have my say
      Come what may

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  30. I will never understand the women who need cards and flowers and candy on that stupid holiday. My husband came home and said "Every year I realize how good I have it, after hearing the horror stories my male co-workers go through to get the perfect gift each year." Even his boss was trying to tell him that he'd get "rewarded" if he brought home a gift that day. Uh, no. I am not a dog that puts out for a little treat on a Hallmark holiday. He'd have better luck just bringing something home on a random day, and not because everyone else is doing it for their wives.

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    1. haha the way to be there at your sea
      A load of crap this day should be

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  31. hahahahahahaaghahaha this is the best post i have read in a long time.

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    1. Glad it was grand
      As I made fun of hallmark land

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