Ever go all play on words at your bay? I'm sure you have once or twice with what you say. The cat has done it a time or two. This time let's look at some that are advertised in our view.
Satisfy your speed tooth.
Hey, no need for a dentist booth.
Although you may end up in traction,
For your speeding reaction.
F nd the m ss ng p ece
Maybe they hid it in Greece?
Did you spy it?
Use that eye a bit.
Now arriving fair fares.
Might get stares.
Is there such a thing as a fair fare?
Yeah, like bigfoot they are rare.
It'll blow your mind.
Beats gas out the behind.
Could go all gutter too.
But that may turn some blue.
I can't shift.
So won't go swift.
Tree wise men.
Do you have a hen?
Could be a partridge in a pear tree.
That would bring kiddies glee.
Cheap enough to say Phuket I'll go.
A cheat swearing show.
Well I'll be a bleepin bleep.
They are just bleepin cheap.
Fish & Sip.
Don't give lip.
You get a drink and not a chip.
Saves on added weight to your hip.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Piss off the PTA and PC is safe bets.
Who knew a video game controller could be so fun.
No wonder to the store so many run.
And if you need a drink,
After this at my rink.
No need to fill your cup,
Just wine me up.
Do the play on words annoy or bring you joy? Some can be rather fun, but others are eye roll worthy to give a run. They must work though as many a time they are given a go. Maybe the fish place chopped up that singing bass. The would be fine by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.