Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Really Make You Look With Their Hook!

Ever go all play on words at your bay? I'm sure you have once or twice with what you say. The cat has done it a time or two. This time let's look at some that are advertised in our view.

Satisfy your speed tooth.
Hey, no need for a dentist booth.
Although you may end up in traction,
For your speeding reaction.

F nd the m ss ng p ece
Maybe they hid it in Greece?
Did you spy it?
Use that eye a bit.

Now arriving fair fares.
Might get stares.
Is there such a thing as a fair fare?
Yeah, like bigfoot they are rare.

It'll blow your mind.
Beats gas out the behind.
Could go all gutter too.
But that may turn some blue.

Shift happens!
Between rappins?
I can't shift.
So won't go swift.

Tree wise men.
Do you have a hen?
Could be a partridge in a pear tree.
That would bring kiddies glee.

Cheap enough to say Phuket I'll go.
A cheat swearing show.
Well I'll be a bleepin bleep.
They are just bleepin cheap.

Fish & Sip.
Don't give lip.
You get a drink and not a chip.
Saves on added weight to your hip.

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Piss off the PTA and PC is safe bets.
Who knew a video game controller could be so fun.
No wonder to the store so many run.

And if you need a drink,
After this at my rink.
No need to fill your cup,
Just wine me up.

Do the play on words annoy or bring you joy? Some can be rather fun, but others are eye roll worthy to give a run. They must work though as many a time they are given a go. Maybe the fish place chopped up that singing bass. The would be fine by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

90 comments:

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    1. It's now #4
      Waiting in awe!

      Hank

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    2. Still on the go
      Blue guy not to show

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    3. I might have been snoring
      Or uninterested in scoring
      Um... what did I just say
      At the Kitty Cat Bay?
      Hank's got four in a row
      I'd say he's running this show
      No?
      O.

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    4. Hank runs the number one
      Snoring and coming undone?
      Damn, you are up the creek
      Playing hide with no seek

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  2. It's number 2,
    Oh boohoo!
    I feel like poo...
    euphemistically too.

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    1. Damn, need some pick me up
      Like strong coffee in a cup

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  3. "Do the play on words annoy or bring you joy?"
    Good question quite an effort for words to employ
    Muscles to flex
    Harder they get
    A standard base to hoodwink and create a ploy

    Hank

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    1. A little ploy
      Sure brings joy
      As it can confuse
      And me amuse

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  4. I don't want any fish and sip unless the sip involves a fruity cocktail!!!! Haha nice play on words, even for a cat. ;)

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    1. See what the cat can do
      Play on words at his zoo
      A fruity cocktail it was not
      That can make the stomach rot

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  5. Think'n and wink'n and Nod
    Don't flirt in your muscular bod
    Bobble Heads are for real, you don't have to steal
    You can have mine for free, what a deal

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    1. A free bobble head of you?
      Is it worm free at your zoo? lol

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  6. I think the play on words was fun! Although it is 6 a.m., so it's messing with my sleepy brain.

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    1. lol need to rise and shine
      To keep up with the feline

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  7. Hah, eye actually figured out the pissing piece!

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    1. Did it leave you pissed
      That it wasn't missed

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  8. The more you play with it one is actually true. Wait, it really is about a video game controlling? Or not? It's too early...

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    1. lol could be the controller
      And not something that could one day wind one up pushing a stroller

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  9. ha, you said phuket...careful google might block it,
    what with the new morality rules, i like the missing i line,
    funny ---to get the rhyme beat all you need
    is to drop a letter, maybe some of us will rhyme better

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    1. Google ridding the porn
      The cats ass may be torn
      That one can do
      Drop a letter and impress a few

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  10. I love a good play on words
    They're not just for the birds
    My favorite of these was "Use that eye a bit"
    You have several pounds of wit

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    1. So no need to diet those off?
      In that the cat would scoff

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  11. I love a play on words but I always think of them too late to sound clever on the spot.

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    1. Yeah sometimes they come to me
      Other times not so fast at my sea

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  12. I like the word play thing, except at dinner time.

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    1. Need that food
      Or things get rather rude

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  13. A very fun post from you
    Even without the i's it was easy to view!

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    1. Yeah it came on in
      The I's have it at my bin

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  14. Play on words are fun, but like Susan I can never think of them on the spot.

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    1. Can take a while
      Sometimes to turn the dial

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  15. Play on words are fun, but like Susan I can never think of them on the spot.

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    1. Another double poster
      Your keyboard need a coaster? lol

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  16. It is fun to do a play on words but I am not good at that It was fun reading all this. Take care Pat.

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  17. You said, 'Phuket.' I want to go!! And then it's only a three hour flight to Siem Reap. Angkor Wat is someplace I'd really, really love to see while I'm still young enough to do all the climbing!

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    1. Had to look that one up at my sea
      Is all new to me
      Can grandma's climb though?
      Too old for the you know but not that go? lmao

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    2. Grandma's are not too old to climb! Ha. And my baby girl's one, so I'm BARELY a gramma. :)

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    3. lol oh splitting hairs now are we
      There at your sea

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  18. Good play on words at your bay. It's interesting how the brain can make sense of such nonsense.

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    1. The brain can spy
      When the nonsense does fly

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  19. Good play on words at your bay. It's interesting how the brain can make sense of such nonsense.

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  20. Your use of the word hook
    Made me take a second look
    I thought you were taking on crochet
    Here at your rhyming bay!

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    1. haha that will be the day
      I'll have no fingers left if I tried that at my bay

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    1. Will be 45 real soon
      It happens once in a blue moon
      Will I be singing out of tune
      Like babbling baboon?

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    2. 45 you say
      Got 15 years on me at my bay

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  22. Play on words is exercise for the mind. Spelling them correctly is the real challenge.

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    1. A challenge indeed
      Both a mind exercise in need

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  23. Great play on words. It reminds me of last night's bedtime story of Dr. Seuss "Oh Say Can You Say" tongue twisters

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    1. Tongue twisters are fun
      To always give a run

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  24. These are lots of fun. I could never write one.

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    1. Have to think
      Can bring one to the brink

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  25. # 51, am I just word play on the run?
    Looking for some fun.
    said no one.

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    1. Not a one?
      That is no fun
      Go for a run
      Job well done

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  26. I like to play with words
    But you do it so much better
    And you do it with all the letters

    Betty

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    1. I can spin some
      And rip off others with my rhyming bum

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  27. orlin N cassie...we due knot get out much ta see manee play on werdz....matter oh fact we iz knot a loud outta de yard......frank lee we iz knot a loud outta de houz...course we iz forbidden ta eat squirrel two like thatz ever gonna happen less de squirrel findz hiz way in........N yea R commint iz fulla $#it two day, tho sews R litter box !!



    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol hopefully the scooper comes due
      So you can get some more shit in the loo

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  28. I once went to a Pictures and Pitchers...they served pitchers of beer while you watched Picture shows. It was a fun place mostly action and comedy movies.

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    1. Can't go wrong with those movie types
      Well yeah you can, as some are hypes

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  29. I love a play of words
    had fun with word 'it'
    when once pronounced
    everyone thought
    it's time to eat...

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  30. These annoy but they're clever too
    And now I have one riddle for you:
    Q: What did Sammy Davis Jr. say
    When he went to a ballgame one fine day?

    A: I feel like this is the big inning/beginning.

    That probably did suck
    I'm outta luck
    And plays on words too
    So I bid adieu.

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    1. lol well it worked out
      No need to pout
      A little luck
      No need to pass the buck

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  31. Not annoying at all. I am a smartie and figured them all out.

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    1. Got every one
      Way to go under your sun

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  32. I like the missing words and tree wise men but now my head just hurts:)

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    1. Can cause brain strain
      And maybe bring a little pain

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  33. I am terrible at plays on words. So I'll just go with wine me up, please.

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    1. Get nice and drunk
      Avoid the brain funk

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  34. Eyes rolling
    But smirking too
    The more you play with it
    The more comes due

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  35. Hey, if you can do a play on words, go for it, I say. It's nothing something I specialize in, though.

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    1. Yeah it can be tough
      But fun to let loose with the stuff

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  36. To play with words is a game for sure
    good to give one's mind a whir!
    Loved your play today, kind sir.

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  37. How did you know I would need a drink after all that. I am worse at word play than rhyming.

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    1. lol what is worse than either of those?
      Sure has to cause you woes

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