Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Round Thirty One Continues The Crazy Fun!

They will never run out it seems as the search engine crazies find me in teams. But it gives the cat some fun, even if there is always at least a very strange one. Heck, they are all strange. Maybe they are in need of some spare change?

butt naked nasty giraffe

So giraffes wear clothes? Damn, a naked one must suffer woes.

do red pandas eat bamboo

I would assume so. But damned if I know.

monkey picking its bum

And flicking it at you. That will turn you brown and blue.

sea of holes

Do I wanna know? I vote, hell no!

ass sore watermelon

A watermelon has an ass? Damn, must give off fruity gas.

killer mimes

They are after you. Whatever will you do?

pamela anderson smoking hot

Maybe, but if she gives a sneeze you may catch a disease.

pictures to see when your high

Great, the dope heads are here. Everyone give the brain cell killer a cheer.

clap your hands stomp your feet nod 

That like walking and chewing gum at the same time? Be one tough chime.

what doesn't kill you gives you xp grum

Does this look like a video game? Enjoy your xp all the same.

ugly long haired mutt

Sorry, just a cat. So take your mutt and scat.

stores made of bricks yipee

So wood stores or whatever are hated by thee? Yippeee for umm me.

Still lost in the maze, help

Your phone doesn't have GPS on it? That is some tough umm spit.

bum tucks and tummy expansions

A bit backwards there. But enjoy at your lair.

And the final one for this time proves ghosts really are able to commit a crime. At the very least violate you. That is if it is true. Personally I think they are a nut. But judge for yourself at your hut.

A ghost is haunting my ass

Maybe they did not mean literally ass with that pass? That would be kind of hard to go when blocked by a specter mass. Call the Ghostbusters to your sea, maybe they will be able to suck it out of thee. Maybe you just have a bad case of gas? It sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

92 comments:

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    1. Congrats Suza!
      You've been up there before
      a few times I remember

      Hank

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    2. Thanks, Hank! Happened to be up very late so took a chance. Good morning to you... and now good night to me.

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    3. Up late
      #1 is your fate
      Up early
      Things get squirrely

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    4. Yup, it was early
      For this girlie
      But actually was late
      No. 1 with no wait

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    5. Right in line
      Hank paid the fine

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    1. Damn, on a losing streak
      Now at my creek lol

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    2. Blue started it
      Blame him every bit

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    3. Me? I'm innocent. Like a little kitten.

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  3. "Round Thirty One Continues The Crazy Fun!"
    Search engine crazies will come with some rants
    Sort of a nasty
    That they fancy
    They don't appear sane but plain silly to some

    Hank

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    1. Silly they are
      Near and far
      But can make for fun
      As they crazies come undone

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  4. Crazies, crazies aren't they fun
    All compete for number one
    At your door they send a greeting
    Are they asking for a meeting?
    That would be especially droll
    Like talking to giant troll

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    1. Yeah, bore me to death
      As I hope they run out of breath
      And leave me be
      For they are scary

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  5. Maybe you should write a book about killer mimes? I bet Cassie could take them.
    And is Hank losing his touch? Is it a sign of the apocalypse?

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    1. Perhaps but undeniably
      it is now crowded within its entity

      Hank

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    2. Could take them with ease
      It would be a breeze
      Not sure killer mimes would work with kids though
      But for a tale you never know

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  6. A giraffes naked butt
    Would be fit for a hairy mutt,
    Or since Hank's ushering in the end times
    Maybe giraffe butt should be saved for hairy mutt mimes?

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    1. Mutt mimes are a thing?
      Damn, the apocalypse will ruin spring

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  7. I will try my best to dodge those things today!

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  8. i guess a ghost is immaterial and wont take up too much space in your ass, maybe a bit less than a naked giraffe...or a hairy mutt, jumping all over the place and what not....you have such interesting visitors...

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    1. haha yeah it might cause gas with it corporal state though
      Visitors sure are an interesting bunch at my show

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  9. A ghost haunting.......
    that is something I don't want to see
    these search engines are always good for a laugh
    and seem to happen to you plenty!

    betty

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    1. I get a weird one every other day
      I guess it has to do with what I say

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  10. You still make me smile
    (At least for a while)
    Have a good day
    While I am away!

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  11. Another smile for me today , Thanks Pat.

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  12. So the killer mimes are still trying to invade? Something has to be done about that.

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    1. Have to stop them all
      Maybe with a cat call

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  13. So the killer mimes are still trying to invade? Something has to be done about that.

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  14. Hmm, red pandas. Maybe they're talking the stuffed variety.

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    1. That could be the case
      Maybe one with a smiley face

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  15. "Sea of holes" sounded so familiar
    I googled it since it was peculiar.
    Ah yes, the Beatle's Yellow Submarine!
    And now to think about the Killer Meme.

    ....oh, you said "mime".

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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    1. So they were looking for the beatles at my place?
      The cat has eaten a few that put a smile on his face
      A killer meme you say
      Worse than mimes on display

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  16. My sister was at the zoo one time and a monkey did pick it's butt and threw it at her. Gross...

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    1. lmao nasty as can be
      That would screw with my ocd

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  17. At least, some come to seek what they will not find.

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    1. Not a one
      As no ghost up anything here is done

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  18. Oh, I can't imagine a phone without a GPS.
    That seems pretty stone age to me!

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    1. Yep, ancient indeed
      There at ones feed

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  19. Oh those are just too funny, especially that last one.

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    1. Not sure who would think that
      Hopefully doesn't block their scat

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  20. orlin N cassie...better to see a monkey pickin hiz butt... than de nayborr pickin hiz azz....yea....seer ee iz lee....troo storee...took uz dayz ta get ta horrorz outta R minds eye... ♥♥♥

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    1. Damn, we agree
      A monkey is far far better to see

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  21. What is it with monkeys? I bet Sigmund Freud must have loved monkeys. I think killer mimes would be the next blockbuster movie. It could star Shields and Yarnell

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    1. lol Killer Mimes from Timbuktu
      That ought to make a buck or two

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  22. No one's haunting my ass but I've got this suspicious snore...
    Could it be that I'm possessed by a hunky boar?

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    1. Maybe just a loud newt
      Giving a backwards toot?

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  23. You know you want to post up some trippy pics for all the potheads now, don't you? Or maybe they are just here for the catnip?

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    1. No need to bring the potheads around
      Rather have a hound

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  24. An ass haunt
    A monkey taunt
    A giraffe flaunt
    A mime daunt
    A mutt that's gaunt
    A watermelon want
    I'm off for a jaunt

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    1. Damn, look at you go
      All haunting to and fro
      Hopefully the jaunt goes well
      And doesn't raise hell

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  25. Those are some crazy verses ~ And I am laughing at that ghostly ass,ha ~

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    1. Yeah I laughed when I saw it too
      Crazy at ones zoo

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  26. Some of these are gross, come are funny, and some are scary
    At least very few were actually hairy
    Some days I wonder what people are thinking
    Or maybe that should be what are they drinking?

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    1. Or what they are puffing on
      From dusk until dawn

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  27. "...Do red pandas eat bamboo..."
    I've no clue.
    This rhyming is strange.
    I'm off to the range.

    P.S. Thank you for visiting my bloghome.

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    1. Which range is that?
      Farm, gun or tit for tat?

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    2. I prefer tat for tit
      And that's about it.

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  28. Bum tucks and tummy expansions? Maybe the ghost is the cause

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    1. The could be indeed
      Ghostbusters are needed at their feed

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  29. I need a drink after watching that.

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    1. That you would
      At the crazy search hood

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  30. haha you get all the crazies at your bay
    well, at least it brings a laugh your way
    haunting ghosts might not make your day

    Who ya gonna call?
    GHOSTBUSTERS

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    1. Gonna need to suck
      That ghost out with some luck

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  31. Some people just have too much time on their hands.
    Our tax dollars are probably supporting them in our lands.
    Crazy weird peeps.
    They just surf the net and sleep.

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    1. That is probably true
      As they sit and search weird things up the gazoo

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  32. Some of those don't even make sense
    Surely their heads are full of dents
    Sounds like someone needs a ghostbuster, fast
    Sounds like they've been left aghast

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    1. Yeah that would not thrill
      Sure to make one ill

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  33. hah, I used to LOVEEEEE reading the search terms for how people found my blog but then google turned them off, ugh! they are so funny and crazily creepy. You have some good ones!

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    1. Turned them off you say?
      They are still on at my bay

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  34. maybe the bum tuck/tummy expansion person was really skinny ;)

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  35. LOL! That last one takes the prize for sure!

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