Thursday, February 12, 2015

Scoop That Poop!

So we figured it was time we were on display in another way. The It's Rhyme Time video was done years ago. So why not have a little update to show? Haven't changed much at our sea but Cassie stole my tp. Just wait and see. That mean old Cassie.



Some days some tasks,
Go getting missed by you.
But we are there to
Make sure you always clean our poo.

There's no litter box too big, no litter box too small,
When you smell it whether you're short or tall,

Bend and scoop,
Clean that box
Bend and scoop,
Or we'll pee on your socks.

Your nose never fails,
Once our business is through.
So keep your end of the transaction that came due

Bend and scoop,
Clean that box
Bend and scoop,
Or we'll pee on your socks.

We'll flick litter all over,
Down the hall and on the wall,
And you are the one that has to clean it all.

Bend and scoop,
Clean that box
Bend and scoop,
Or we'll pee on your socks.

Are you a scooper at your sea? You know that will impress me. Hey, beats a dirty diaper or a shovel for a dog. But the stink may give you brain fog. Still you better scoop in mass. So says my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

103 comments:

  1. HELLO WORLD!
    How are you today?
    Is Hank number one once again?

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    1. Damn! The mailman decided to stop by at 7!

      Congrats Hank!

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    2. Well, you know what they say... There can only be one :)

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    3. Still thanks for the company
      Good Buddy!

      Hank

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    4. lol sure blame the mailman
      For your #1 ban

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    5. OK it was a cop. And THAT'S no joke.

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    6. Got the coppers after you?
      That snoring causing flack at your zoo lol

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  2. Scoop That Poop! It is quite a chore!
    Have a strong nose or go for the door
    Bending low
    Way to go
    Do it with dignity and not to feel sore

    Hank

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  3. I loop da loop before I poop!!

    Those old bones sure did freak
    the old gal who went all weak!!

    ;)

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    1. Loop around and around
      We meow and then it is found

      lol poor old gal
      Doesn't want a boney pal

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  4. That was fun! So creative. Yeah, better watch your socks. And cats are really hard on card games and their players, aren't they?
    Well done, Pat! One of the best videos yet. And not one Ninja in the litterbox...

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    1. lol no ninja in the litter box this time
      Was sure a fun chime
      They don't like card playing guests
      Treating them like pests

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  5. Scoop the poop...ha
    I do it all the time
    but never did I think
    to make it into a rhyme!
    Smiles.

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    1. lol what can I say
      I'll rhyme about anything come what may

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  6. Cassie is quite the card player.

    My hubby takes the pups for their walk most days. I used to dread the poop scooping, but now, it doesn't even phase me anymore.

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    1. Yeah after you do it a time or three
      Just becomes meh to thee

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  7. Scoop the poop after winter days
    I think I'm entering another phase
    The pup keeps pooping in the snow
    It's too cold for me to show
    I scooped five bags in one fine day
    Why I have a pup, who can say
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Cute, cute, cute video

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    1. Damn, that is a lot of crap
      Trying to make a crap trap?
      Must be a crappy maze
      Did bugs come to graze

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  8. B-B-B-bend and scoop. Catchy. :)

    Little did the guest who came to play cards know that he was up for appetizers, hahaha, literally speaking. :)

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    1. lol they both wanted to chew
      And then his card playing days were through

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  9. The litter chore
    Isn't as bad as in years before.
    Scoopable now
    Don't have a cow.
    Scented with Febreeze
    Breathe with ease.
    Ha.

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    1. haha easy peasy
      Now that's its breezy
      Plus can clump
      In one big lump
      Before be nasty as can be
      Would want that at my sea

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  10. You see, that's the reason why there's no cat or dog at my bay/pooping and scooping ain't fun on any day! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Scooping could be a sport
      Or you could make a crappy fort

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  11. Bubba demands a scoop right away, unless he goes outside on a nicer day. And if the litter isn't perfectly tall he will certainly pee all over the wall. He's worth it, though. The best company ever at my show.

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    1. haha have to have it just right
      Or he sounds ready to fight

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  12. Shovel that cat mess
    The goal is to have less
    But a much better course
    Is to plug up the source.

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    1. That won't thrill
      Then they fall ill
      And need a pill
      Bringing on a vet bill

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  13. Orlin sure looks wild there as he tries to catch that string. Great video and work

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    1. He likes to be a wild cat
      And a bit of a dingbat

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  14. Our cat is gone so no more scooping for us. Your video sure made me miss her silliness. Cats are so athletic and graceful.

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    1. That they surely are
      Can walk and not knock anything over as they go across a bar

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  15. There is lots of scooping going on here, always!

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    1. Scooping night and day
      With so many at your bay

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  16. Such a cute video
    Does the cat ever win at cards
    I did alway scoop the poop
    For the dog near and far.

    Betty

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    1. I've done it for a dog too
      He wins, but I think he cheats between me and you

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  17. ummm, I think I love this!!! I thought this was an online video but I realize it's actually yours? We are getting to glimpse the cats! So cool and what a clever song! :) I don't have a cat but I always bend and scoop the dog's mess :)

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    1. haha nope, one we made at our sea
      Not just from the online spree
      Dog mess is larger many a time
      Touching that can be a crime

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  18. You think a scooper is better than a diaper pooper???? I'm telling Mushy and you will be in BIG trouble, cat. I can't see the video on this stupid work computer. What am I missing?!

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    1. lol scooper beats diaper poop indeed
      It is also cheaper to scoop that change diapers at ones feed

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  19. Nice beat by cats hit,
    cards game with guests
    amed,
    and video, song - stand up
    along.

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    1. Stand up and shout
      As the cat cheats for trout

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  20. To love meh is to scoop,
    And clean up all my poop.
    Quite so, you love meh viddy,
    I'm such a special kitty.

    Loved the tp on the tail
    Scented hides the smell.
    This was fun.
    Time to run.

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    1. Love means to clean shit
      I guess that is a hit
      Could put that on a bumper sticker
      To get love shining through the old ticker

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    2. Love has many a form
      This one sure isn't norm

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  21. You have the world's cutest kitties, Pat! And probably the most famous cats in Nova Scotia, maybe even Canada. Look at those toys, that cathouse, the run of the toilet paper! Surely they rule the roost and expect pampering! I always your kitty videos! Have a good one!

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    1. lol not sure how famous they are
      But they are spoiled at our sand bar
      Having lots of fun
      As around the run

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  22. I got no pets so no scooping and bending of anything yucky ~ Will check that video later ~

    Grace

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    1. No scooping the poop
      Will keep your nose from doing a loopity loop

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  23. Your cats are funny. Love the TP on the tushy!

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  24. Your cats are funny. Love the TP on the tushy!

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  25. lol Thankfully my dog is now house trained and goes outside. The rats on the other hand just go all over their cage and so I'm scooping that out all the time.

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    1. Scooping here there and everywhere
      Can be a pain at ones lair

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  26. Now I get what you meant by your hint
    The surprise would not be chocolate
    Nor would it smell like mint
    Plus I have no litter box in here
    He'd leave a mess
    I'd not get near.

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    1. haha it all played in today
      In sync at each bay
      That kind of mess
      I could do with less

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  27. haha...what a cool vid...and even with a song - wow - but hey - one advise...never play cards which such a pokerface skeletton... that can't go well...smiles

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    1. lol at least he can't cheat
      No sleeves to beat the heat

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  28. my dog leaves her business all over the yard

    cleaning it up is hard

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    1. Have to search and find
      Where she dropped it from her behind

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  29. So, what kind of accent is that cat? I thought I heard a little Spanish, but then some French accents flowed through too.

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    1. lol think it is a spanish one
      With this little run

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  30. orlin N cassie

    noe sound but grate mewvie !!! we gived it 984 pawz UP !! ♥♥♥

    oh, noe sound frum thiz dee vize we iz on; knot yur mewvie... sew we just sang a long ta de werdz on yur post ♫♫♪♫

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    1. haha singing along works too
      As long as you don't deafen any at your zoo

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  31. Your cats sure know how to have a good time

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    1. They have fun with all
      Unless another person enters our hall

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  33. OK your pussy cats are cute and I bet not one person can refute that they can cause a mess but let us all bless the litter box. Easy to scoop, even the poop unless they decide to pee on your socks:)

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    1. Yep, a mess they can make
      But would much rather have a litterbox than a tail shake

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  34. Pee on your socks, YIKES!
    I only have a dog, so we walk down the pikes.
    No need to scoop or shovel for that matter when we stay in the woods
    Cause the bears poop out there too, so I don't need to carry home no goods.

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    1. That is easy to do
      Leave the woods the poo
      A simple way not to have to coop at all
      And some exercise as both walk tall

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  35. All human dignity disappears when it comes to cleaning the litterbox.

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    1. Yep, just have to do it
      As it isn't a hit

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  36. LOVED the video! The kitties have a nice condo.

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    1. They love that thing
      As up and down they go at our wing

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  37. Love seeing your cats
    Such beautiful beasties
    And they do enjoy playing
    With all sorts of treatsies lol

    More cat vids
    More cat vids
    More cat vids
    More cat vids *picture me cheering with pom-poms!*

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    1. lol everything is a treat or toy
      in anything they can find joy
      Cheering away
      I'll have to do more another day

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  38. My cats will patiently wait for me to clean their box. So as to have a nice clean box to poo in.
    Your graphics are beautiful!

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    1. lol wait and then fill it up once more
      Thanks, got plenty of them at my shore

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  39. Drat! I'm up late and thought I'd make a run for #1 ~ but Friday The Thirteenth's post isn't up yet! LOL!

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    1. lol takes a while
      7 am here it turns the dial

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  40. Cute and clever video! Now I won't be able to get the catchy Bend and Scoop song out of head!

    Julie

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    1. Stuck in ones head
      Fun to cause such dread

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  41. i am so glad my cat prefers to do his biz
    outside, no litter on bare feet prizes
    or stinky boxes...or pee in my sock-es....

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    1. haha yeah much better that way
      As litter everywhere he won't spread at your bay

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  42. I've been told that I'm old.
    Well, hey, that's what they said.
    Still, may I make so bold?
    It's much better than dead.

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    1. Old beats dead
      Lying in ones final bed

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  43. I am sure glad I don't have to scoop anyones poop. Stinks!!

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