Monday, February 9, 2015

Stay Out Of Trouble And Avoid The Rubble!

So we are back with more things you can say here at my bay. The cat wants to help you out so you stay out of trouble and don't get buried in a pile of rubble. This time it is things you can say about a movie, but which your partner won't find groovy.

That one really blew.
You won't get a screw.
All the best moments were in the trailer.
You may become a wailer.

Maybe the sequel will impress more.
Watch out for that encore.
Not as good as the one that came before.
Ouch, run for the door.

The end credits can't come fast enough.
You may lose some of your umm stuff.
That one sucked so bad.
May lose your lips at your pad.

Logic left the building with that one.
May get a kick to the bun.
A great thrill ride until the end.
That you surely may want to amend.

Halfway through I got bored.
You may end up floored.
That was quite the flashback to happier times.
You may get kicked out with the mimes.

That was one horrible ride.
You may go out with the tide.
I never want to see that again.
You will get sent to the dog pen.

That was not worth the price of admission.
So ends any and all ambition.
I was ready to leave at the intermission.
May want to leave that as an omission.

That was one big turd.
May never again utter a word.
I wish I had the screener.
Things may sure get meaner.

Where can I get the special edition?
Get ready for a bad transition.
All special effects and no meat.
Run away down the street.

That was shorter than I expected.
You may get neglected.
Wow, that really dragged.
You just may get red flagged.

The cat could go on forever but he thinks he has helped you out enough with this endeavor. Got any you can add? Don't want people getting beat up by their partners at their pad. Or maybe they are into such a pass? No need to share that with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

131 comments:

  1. HELLO WORLD!
    How are you today?
    Is Hank number one once again?

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    1. Hank's secret
      exploited
      Blue
      found the clue!

      Hank

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    2. It's... a coincidence. As of tomorrow, when I need to go and teach again, there can only be one. That's you. Just wanted to shock the meow out of The Kitty Cat, is all. ;)

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    3. Looks like the Blue Man even took time to write an epistle, huh?

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    4. Hello Blue,

      Look at you once again number one
      rising with the morning sun...

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    5. Sure did, Manzanita. Hello, Truedessa. The Cat is on his way to Bora, so I thought I might take over for a while. Not a good idea? Oh. Okay. That's right, Alex. Rock n' roll.

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    6. lol look at you
      That makes two
      Don't think it has been done
      By anyone other than hank for a long time under my sun
      A copy and paste came through
      With no time to waste at your zoo

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    7. Copy and paste my shoe
      I type faster than Superman is what I do
      Haha

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    8. Pffft copy and paste
      No time to waste

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    9. I can type as fast as I can talk
      I can even type when I'm going for a walk

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    10. but can you walk fast too
      There at your zoo

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  2. That one needs a reboot
    What a hoot!
    Maybe Michael Bay
    Can make it okay
    No?
    O.

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  3. "Stay Out Of Trouble And Avoid The Rubble!"
    To be awfully sure safety calls for a double
    Have a sequel
    Make it real
    Then walking straight is easy cuts the wobble

    Hank

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  4. This is the story of my life lately!! My man only picks the movies with unnecessary action and very little words. Sigh...

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    1. He likes it when things go boom
      And all doom and gloom

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  5. If we don't want to misconstrue
    Be careful what we say or do
    Take personal on bored halfway through
    You could end up in a different zoo

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    1. lol or even snip snip
      With nothing to grip

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  6. Not worth the price of admission may get you slapped for multiple reasons

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    1. That it might
      Won't have a good night

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  7. Once I left the theater halfway through the movie
    It was a terrible one, anything but groovy

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    1. I left a live show before. It was so bad I couldn't suffer through it.

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    2. Why waste time
      When it sucks and is a crime

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    3. I'm with you in leaving theaters where the movie is trash!
      I've done that more than once......

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  8. Haha Absolutely true cat!
    And why is Grumpy here sooooo early??
    Only to beat Hank!

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    1. Grumpy goo is off is rocker
      Or maybe he just cleaned out his school locker?

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    2. haha maybe, You are really early here Grumpy!

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    3. He can't sleep?
      Now there is no humpers to help him fall asleep at his keep

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    4. I sleep on the couch, remember?
      That's downstairs - and they've been humping since December

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    5. Need to hump back
      Then they'd stop their attack

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  9. I've seen a few that could use the boot
    the plot and acting could cause a dispute

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    1. Hmm that could go another way
      With the gutter here today

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    2. The gutter is once again showing..haha
      one never knows where your mind is going..

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    3. Well one can guess
      As it resides in the gutter a lot I confess

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  10. Replies
    1. Nope, not one time at all
      Either at my hall

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    2. You must be doing something right
      Day and night...

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  11. The best moments in the trailer?
    That sure makes me a wailer ;)
    When the movies were really bad I did leave theaters before,
    even though my friends' complaints about it made my ears sore :D

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    1. A great job by my rhyming wifey!
      Who I'll love for the rest of my lifey :)

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    2. <3 <3 <3
      LOL! :)
      Thank you, honey :)
      I wonder if the cat
      is rolling his eyes yet ;)

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    3. lol the cat left Pat a hairball this morning when he awoke
      Now Pat knows why he was a gagging bloke lol

      I just fast forward through to the end
      If they really really suck and go around the bend

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    4. LOL!! Oh no, the poor cat,
      I can't believe it was so bad we made him gag ;)

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    5. lol he needed a good cleansing anyway
      So a little gagging is fine at our bay

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  12. I could use some of these lines myself
    when watching the flicks that we do
    it seems we cater a lot to hubby's taste in movies
    and not many that I like boo hoo

    betty

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    1. Hmph, that is rude
      Have to give him some attitude

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  13. The price of seeing a movie in the theater means you should get a quality product instead there are as many 'turds' as shining gems.

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    1. If not more turds
      Some actors shouldn't even speak words

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  14. I do find some movies very boring but luckily I don't go to a theater and waste all that money.

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  15. "I was promised action, but it was so boring I fell asleep for almost the entire thing. Worst ten dollars I ever spent."

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    1. lmao that one sure works well
      Sure to raise a little hell

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  16. Things not to say
    On Valentines Day
    Got blown away
    By Blue Hank play
    At your bay!

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    1. Blue and Hank
      Sure filled the comment tank

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  17. We saw a movie this weekend and my 1st grader declared it was a rip off, lolol
    Out of the mouths of babe? :)

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    1. lol rip offs are all around
      Sadly that seems to be all that is found

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  18. Sometimes it's best to just keep quiet.
    Then you won't start a riot.

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  19. I never go to the movies unless I'm really sure I will like it

    or Daisy whines and whines to see it.

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    1. lol the later you can't get out of
      When push comes to shove

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    1. Right out into the street
      And was rather beat

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  21. A wealth of movies, all around
    Still, good ones are rarely found
    And fifteen bucks per ticket
    I've got Netflix and DVD...so stick it

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    1. haha stick it right up there
      As most are a crappy affair

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  22. Movies cant impress all viewers that is for sure! I wonder if there were any "turds" that this post was inspired by...

    cestlavie22.wordpress.com

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    1. Turds could be a word
      For those I'd flip the bird

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  23. Avoid the Rubble.
    He's a wiseass, they said.
    He'll cause nothing but trouble.
    He's a lot like Fred.

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    1. A yabba dabba doo?
      And a scooby snack too?

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  24. The only movies I get to see are on TV!

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    1. Well at least there are some
      Bird tv is better to wiggle ones bum

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  25. Usually I'm the one dragging Terry to fantasy and sci fi movies. He's such a good sport. Probably no one will get this ~ well maybe if they saw both LOTR series and "Cloud Atlas." When we came out of the theatre after "Cloud Atlas" and Terry started the car, he said, "What was Bilbo doing in that movie?" He was a little confused about the Kona men too; he thought that they were orcs. I laughed all the way home! Have a good one!

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    1. haha well sometimes they are confusing
      And it can make for things that are amusing

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  26. If a movie really disappoints me, I will say the trailer was better. :P

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    1. Trailer usually is the way
      To enjoy it for cheap pay

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  27. This can be only 'Da' or 'HeT'
    when watching movies on internet.

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    1. Hmm what are you watching at your sea
      Something rather umm naughty?

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  28. I often love watching trailers and really hate when the movie turns out crappy! For instance, the movie 42 (the Jackie Robinson movie) had like the best trailer I had ever seen but the movie was so, so bad. It was such a letdown!

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    1. Yep, that is how they suck you in
      Leaving you taking it on the chin

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  29. It is hard to find a really good movie. So many movies out there, but so few worth the time to watch.

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    1. Yeah few are worth a damn
      The equivalent of toe jam

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  30. It is hard to find a really good movie. So many movies out there, but so few worth the time to watch.

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    1. Still a double clicker
      Or would that be picker

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  31. Usually the only good thing
    Is the popcorn that costs as much as a diamond ring
    I hardly see movies
    Most are not groovy
    And popcorn's cheaper at the store
    Plus I need not wait in line for more.

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    1. can pop at home
      No need to roam
      Just a pop away
      From a nice day

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  32. We only see the kid movies at the theater because I know that even if I hate them, the kids will probably enjoy so it's not a total loss. But yeah, I've watched a few movies lately at home where I turned them off halfway through. Seems like Hollywood is putting out pure crap lately.

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    1. crap upon crap is what they spill
      Not worth a single bill

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  33. My husband is famous for changing the channel after the first seven minutes if the movie doesn't grab him right away. Drives me nuts. the eighth minute might have been the good one. :-)

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    1. lol damn he doesn't give it much time
      That can be a crime

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  34. I've said a few of those. Especially when all the good parts of a movie were shown in the trailer.

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  35. "Wow, that really dragged.
    You just may get red flagged."

    I still punish myself by watching when I should stop.

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    1. I fast forward through
      Then on to something new

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  36. It's rainy here today
    I can't go out to play
    But stopped to see your zoo
    and now I' stuck like glue

    hurry credits - no more debits!

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    1. Stick or stuck
      Lick or pluck
      Germs or worms
      Some mighty terms

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    2. Well... sandworm dreams. robot screams. British boldies...popcorn oldies. Best I can do without a clue.

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    3. No need for a clue
      Let it fly at my zoo
      Bounce like a kangaroo
      And give a whoopdi friggin doo

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  37. Giggled the whole way through.
    I've never been bored, especially only half way through.
    Seems like this went right over some reader's heads.
    Maybe their sex balloon is always full of lead?
    ha.

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    1. lmao yep, it went waaaay over a few
      Can't say I've ever gotten bored at my zoo
      Maybe that balloon is full up
      Or snip snipped like a pup

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  38. orlin N cassie....

    we can trooth full lee say that "godzilla" 1998 see quel...sucked....mor than a vaccum kleener...it ..sucked...that monster wuz knot EVEN godzilla, but a godzilla wanna be that they borrowed frum de mewvie alien.....

    now...bout two dayz post....



    ♥♥♥

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    1. What? Ferris Bueller running around wasn't grand?
      You didn't give him a hand

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  39. lol, I've destroyed movies and books for my hubby because I over analyse everything.

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    1. haha has to watch them alone
      To ignore your analyzing tone

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  40. Pretend you need to pass gas.
    No one will question your disappearing ass.

    Yeah movies get different results from different people. Love them or hate them they bring people together.

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    1. That they do
      Can't please all at every zoo

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  41. Ha! Good ones here at your feed
    Of things that might make one lose one's... um... seed
    Or spend a night in the doghouse alone
    Without a friend or even a bone

    All the best moments were in the trailer
    Ha! Unless you humped a sailor
    These were funny thoughts in your mind
    Perhaps I'll watch a naked behind

    Then that way the critics won't kvetch
    If they notice a wandering lech
    For his nakedness will only be seen
    By those who say they are over eighteen

    Double entendres of things best not said
    Could lead one to be kicked out of his or her bed
    Best to roll over and say, "I've a headache, my dears"
    Than open your mouth and close your ears


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    1. hahaha you got it too
      Dirty mind at my zoo
      Works for me
      Let it fly free

      Naked watcher you say
      A peeper at your bay?
      A headache is a better solution
      Won't have to make restitution

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  42. I've been off of movies lately. They're 90% adaptions, sequels or remakes.

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    1. That they are indeed
      Nothing new takes seed

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  43. One may get a swift kick if any of those they pick! I can rhyme, this time

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  44. I'm all for the cat help me staying out of trouble:)

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  45. The cat knows!-Some films are hailed as being great but they often make me irate! Boyhood sucks, long and boring, it will leave you snoring

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    1. Snoring you say
      Avoid anything like that at my bay

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  46. ther eis a time for everything,
    some that sing...and others that take us away
    to a place far from our reality...and perhaps
    to who we hope we could be...the hero,
    the one that steps up in a moment...
    i wonder if it takes us
    farther from it...

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    1. That could be
      As we think what we see
      Is truly what could be
      When we could be doing a more satisfying hero spree

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